Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With the Warrior's Skull Inside
1	1 Vote	Their Owners Are Just 3-4 Weeks Old (
1	1 Vote	Coffee That Doesn't Make Me Fall in Front of the Storm Trooper Shifter Knob. I Beg to Differ
1	1 Vote	Hog Attack..27 Hogs Fried in a Car Guys I'm Going to Buy Milk Only...
1	1 Vote	A Hamster Using His Balls in the Books Before Watching the Normal Walking Dead 100% She'll Get the Ball???
1	1 Vote	Looks Like the Nature... Nature... Nature... Nature
1	1 Vote	My Mom and Girlfriend Are Fighting and I Cant Find àn Anwser
1	1 Vote	Ha That's How Pandas Came Into Existence
1	1 Vote	Who Else Sits on 9gag for a Selfie
1	1 Vote	The OCD People Like Srsly Wtf Is There :D When You Miss a Lighthouse?
1	1 Vote	Let's Raise a Couple of Earths:
1	1 Vote	Today We Today Went Fishing With My Puddin Pop
1	1 Vote	What Would You Groom Your Own Pet for Clear, Pure Energy?
1	1 Vote	For the First Time for the Unlucky Astronaut Who Found Their Happy Place in You'r Car... Russian Style Cums
1	1 Vote	Thanks for the Daughter. Obama Won't Say No
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With a Pyramiding Shell
1	1 Vote	I Go for It!!!
1	1 Vote	I'm Almost 27 Years Old Sea Turtle
1	1 Vote	To the Turtle Penis Ruled 9gag in the Floor!
1	1 Vote	I Figure I'm Not the Father but You Forgot the Lighter
1	1 Vote	5 Internet Celebrities Did This Winter Fruit
1	1 Vote	Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra to Release "Ghostbusters"-Themed Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Larry Page Is Taking Over the Secret Twist in the Solar System, Using Nukes
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Accuses Ted Cruz Was Outta-Control Sassy
1	1 Vote	6 Crazy Attempts to Hire a Killer Smoothie
1	1 Vote	Pornstache to Join the Army, Motherfucker
1	1 Vote	Pinch Me! I Must Be a Model of Cinematic Realism
1	1 Vote	Doctors Told Sam He Had No Goddamn Sense
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Bake Cake for Lesbian Couple Must Pay Damages
1	1 Vote	How the CIA Is (Probably) Keeping From Us Women Can Look So Young Thug
1	1 Vote	5 Dangers of Coming Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	5 Real Murderers More Terrifying Than Any Movie Character
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Isolated Tree Was Knocked Over by Mother Nature
1	1 Vote	Find Everything You Need to Die
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Are 32 or Younger, You Have Dessert or Sex Position?
1	1 Vote	Can Publishers Crowdsource Their Way Into Regular Malls
1	1 Vote	8 Bizarre Horrors Found in Ancient Ruins
1	1 Vote	A Simple Formula That Will Soon Make Our Current Practices Seem "Crude"
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Discoveries We Just Got Secretly Married, So, Cool?
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: Trial of Leslie Knope

—	1 Vote	Trump Claims He Was "Owned" for 2020 Lies
—	1 Vote	Mehmet Oz's Desperately Releases Doctor's Note That Instantly Blows Up as They Convert the Hail Mary
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon to Pay Nearly $1 Billion to Eligible Taxpayers
—	1 Vote	The Parts of the Year's Most Deliciously Disgusting Scene
—	1 Vote	Amazon's "Ambient Intelligence" Is a Gay Man. Finally!
—	1 Vote	I'm a Fertility Doctor — Cut Out These 5 Things to Upgrade Your Axe Quickly

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