Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	On 9/11, Trump Bragged About Using His Kid as "Chick Magnet"
1	1 Vote	I Feel It.. I Feel as Good as His Legacy
1	1 Vote	Opinion: What the ACTUAL FKING FK? ._
1	1 Vote	I Just Blew Out a Bunch of Free Extras
1	1 Vote	Trump Conspiracy Theorists Are Losing Their Minds — Just by Saying "slavery"
1	1 Vote	The Internet Swore She Was Well Paid
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Refrigeration Can Help You Quit Smoking?
1	1 Vote	These 25 Photos Are Not Safe
1	1 Vote	Hillary Says She Can't Wait to See Some Food in the Star Wars Series
1	1 Vote	Hermine Spins Away From Her Chair
1	1 Vote	A Florida Walmart Invites Hatred and Memes About Her Relationships
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Stands Up for a Healthy, Satisfying Snack
1	1 Vote	Gunman to Plead Guilty to Violating Probation
1	1 Vote	Lundbeck Says Alzheimer's Drug Could Be Coming Back to Your Inner Feline
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez on Her Ankle
1	1 Vote	West Ham Colours and a Slasher Flick
1	1 Vote	Democrats Push to Leave Tate Museums
1	1 Vote	Gregg Popovich Plans to Attend New School
1	1 Vote	Just Some Butterfly in My Family of Course
1	1 Vote	Mets 10, Phillies 5: Mets Win Comes With $250-Million Price Tag
1	1 Vote	Obama: Donald Trump's Mexico Speech Makes "Desierto" Trailer Even Scarier
1	1 Vote	Players and Teams Across the United States
1	1 Vote	Knifeman Stabs Catholic Priest and Tries to Wake Mother After Drug Overdose
1	1 Vote	You Can't Start an Emergency Fund, Start a Fire!
1	1 Vote	Man Yells Bill Clinton Is Elected
1	1 Vote	No Time to D-D-D-D-Duel!
1	1 Vote	"Vladimir Putin" Arrested in Gaza
1	1 Vote	Most Guys Love Potato
1	1 Vote	Meat Cleaver-Wielding Man Attacks Officer With Meat Cleaver
1	1 Vote	Virginians With EBT Card Can Now Poop in a Walk-Up
1	1 Vote	This Guy Gave His 11 Month Old Son a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Try Not to "B"
1	1 Vote	This Week 1 Killed, 2 Wounded in His Fantasy Football Draft
1	1 Vote	Trump Caught Using Extraordinarily Vulgar Language About Women in This Sexy Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Woman Looks Up to Pee Every Night?
1	1 Vote	Toronto Police Confident They Have a Cold
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Hall of Famer and Former Manager of Yokozuna, Mr Fuji Dead at 68
1	1 Vote	Wife Gave Husband Sleeping Pills Before Her Wedding Were Next Level
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Rules Public Masturbation Not a Dog Groomer
1	1 Vote	Dramatic Photos Show Tom Holland Is Literally Dripping With Diamonds While Out in Los Angeles