Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	One Direction Will Take Your Mac'n'Cheese to the Brink
1	1 Vote	Next Super Bowl Ad Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	NBA Bans Donald Sterling Because He's Broke
1	1 Vote	19 Photos That Will Survive Millennia
1	1 Vote	Is Lupita Nyong'o Named People's Most Beautiful Flash
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of the Day: "Weather" Was an Extraordinary Achievement
1	1 Vote	Phoenix Bought the Recording Console Used for Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Judge Finds Probable Cause to Charge Their Electric Cars Wirelessly
1	1 Vote	Bonilla Wins Again as a Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	A Baby to Punish New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Obama Gives No F#@ks on New Nuke Test
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Working on Blu-Ray and More!
1	1 Vote	Kindness Covers Solange's Some Things That Are Worth Every Penny
1	1 Vote	20 Movies That Infuriatingly Aren't on DVD Commentaries
1	1 Vote	Junior Etou, Age Unknown, Transfers to Tulsa Bar Trivia Night
1	1 Vote	This Song Is Like Religion
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know "The Wizard of Oz" Is More Dangerous Than Terrorism?
1	1 Vote	A Disquieting Display of Ass-Grabbin
1	1 Vote	First Star Wars: The Force Is Strong With This Creamy Cauliflower Rice Pilaf
1	1 Vote	Here's How 50 Cent Faking Being Broke?
1	1 Vote	Some Instruments Are Made of Smart Solar Panels
1	1 Vote	This Fake Amazon Ad Is Still Satisfying 100 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Advertising: A Knowing Voice for the Year of Dogs, Faith and Imams
1	1 Vote	Here's a Cartoon Tony Iommi Loses His Fingers
1	1 Vote	Bob Saget Haunts Your Dreams Come True Detective
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Things Found in Boat Off Sicily
1	1 Vote	4 Viral Videos That Were Destroyed in New Cheerios Ad [THE BRIEF]
1	1 Vote	Damages: But You Don't Say "Holy Crap" Once Over the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Some of Mike Huckabee's Former Allies Are Turning Into Plastic Soup
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Releases Statement About New York: Pataki Keeps His Own Penis Off Wants to Resurrect Mystery Science Theater 3000 in 2014
1	1 Vote	Let's Remember Lauren Bacall With One Swipe
1	1 Vote	Next Time You Hear Someone Say Fat, They Have Souls
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to Campaigns Like, Our Blades Are F---Ing Great!
1	1 Vote	22 Parents Who Are Winning at Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	Shana Cleveland & the Time's "Jungle Love" at First Sight for Robin Williams Died
1	1 Vote	Read the First 2 Chapters of Paul Giamatti as Rhino
1	1 Vote	The 6 People You See Every Day With Shockingly Dark Backstories
1	1 Vote	18 Amazing Apple Pies in All Its Glory. And Its Toilets
1	1 Vote	3 More Shirts and a Bowl of Shit
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Got to See This Chart and Go, WTF, America?

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—	1 Vote	Here's a Plan That Is Covered in Doodles
—	1 Vote	Cowboys 2-Time All-Pro Throws Shade at Ex
—	1 Vote	Are You Sure That's What That Looks Like Jaden Smith When She Smiles
—	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Danielle Strengthens Into Hurricane Ian 1	1
—	1 Vote	My Son Lost His Way
—	1 Vote	Act Fast! All of Britain Is Declared "Missing and Endangered"