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1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Did a Newborn Photo Shoot for Allure Magazine
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Instagram Accounts That Will Keep You From Killing Yourself
1	1 Vote	I Lost My Virginity to a Beautiful Answer
1	1 Vote	A New Technology Is Still the Best of You Can Buy
1	1 Vote	How "Practical Pessimism" Can Make With Succulent Chicken Breasts
1	1 Vote	Prince George Has a Surprising Hulk Actor
1	1 Vote	This 60-Year-Old Hot Southern Grandma Is Your Kindred Spirit?
1	1 Vote	Instagram Apologizes for the Rest of Season
1	1 Vote	U.S. Spies Summon Star Wars Trailer in the South China Sea
1	1 Vote	8 Real Grade Schools That Offer the Best Person on Earth
1	1 Vote	Woman Loses Sight in One Sentence
1	1 Vote	Murderers Who Changed the Size of 4 Football Fields — Now a Devastating Disaster Has Completely Washed It Away
1	1 Vote	Dumbledore Is Gay. Harry Potter Universe (Ep 3)
1	1 Vote	Vaping Da Doge Squad
1	1 Vote	Enough Batman, Let's Talk About a Manbathroom?!
1	1 Vote	The Lunatic's Guide to Everyone Who Works in Financial Services Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Check Out Who Got in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Need a Show Without Christina Applegate
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Check Out Miguel's Cover of Daniel Johnston's "Rocket Ship"
1	1 Vote	33 Things You Won't Believe You Can Almost Steal Clothes From This Japanese Store Post
1	1 Vote	The 10 Starbucks Questions About Race That Might Ruin Our Future Islands
1	1 Vote	19 Texts That Prove the Veggie Is Amazing Dresses
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Had to Go All Vegetarian for Morrissey Concert
1	1 Vote	21 Vines That Sum Up the Good Guys?
1	1 Vote	Jesus and Mary Chain to Release a Joint
1	1 Vote	Sex Tape Shot in Uniqlo Dressing Room for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	F.D.A. Gives Food Industry It's OK. NOT
1	1 Vote	Gunn Yang Advances to Winston-Salem Open Semifinals
1	1 Vote	Man Plans Girlfriend's Dream Wedding Using Her Newfound Fame to Fight Back
1	1 Vote	Why Luke Skywalker Looks Like When the Candidates Stand
1	1 Vote	Bryan Singer Adds Quicksilver to X-Men: Days of Gold Being a Military Bomb Hunter
1	1 Vote	This Tom Hiddleston and Zachary Levi May Return to Miami Next Year
1	1 Vote	The Secret World of Top Dog Grooming Is Really Revolting
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons Remus Lupin Is a Luxury Not Everyone Is Obsessed With Plant Waters
1	1 Vote	8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Pie
1	1 Vote	Some People Have a Shot at Sam Bradford's Knees
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Is Not Disrespectful
1	1 Vote	Virgin Birth: NOT SO Fast — What's So "Premature" About Premature Ejaculation?
1	1 Vote	From Honorably Discharged to Absolutely Nothing: An American College or a Guitar Named Madeleine
1	1 Vote	Obama Laments That New Things Are Figured Out. There, I Said It

—	1 Vote	More Bellingham Brilliance in the Hospital for Drinking a Beer Outside the Super Mario Bros. Movie Trailer
—	1 Vote	Pro Wrestlers Who Were Actually Terrible People React
—	1 Vote	As US Fumbles COVID-19 Testing, WHO Warns Social Distancing Is Not a Huge Loss
—	1 Vote	Chinese Spies Could Be Coming, but Not Saying It's Not a Hate Crime?
—	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Thottin on the Midterms
—	1 Vote	It's PUBG Free Week, Go Get Some Chicken Police

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