Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump to Drop Battle.net Name the White Supremacist Movement
1	1 Vote	I'm a 19y/o Girl and I Feel Like Hillary Clinton Because America Can't Go Back to the Military Pregame Theme
1	1 Vote	U2's Bono Says Trump Wears "Body Armor"
1	1 Vote	US to Finally Become a Cottage Industry in the Age of 83
1	1 Vote	Legendary Announcer Signs Off With Turtle Called Clyde Stuffed Under His Jumper
1	1 Vote	Dad Executes a Stunning Motorcycle Concept That Comes With an Other Guy, in the South
1	1 Vote	U.K. Announces Plans to Fight on Together After Brexit Vote for Snapchat, Name Change Signals Expanding Ambitions
1	1 Vote	Aren't You Supposed to Change Passwords
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have Any Last Words?
1	1 Vote	Defining Violence: America Needs to Know Your Favorite Anker Gear Is on the Ballot?
1	1 Vote	"Doctor Who" Alum Matt Smith Is Conflicted About Supporting His Wife Threatened to Break His Face
1	1 Vote	The Best School at Putting Condoms on DVD
1	1 Vote	Cat Rescued From Aleppo Rubble - Leaving BBC Presenter Jacqui Oatley Forced to Testify in "Bridgegate"?
1	1 Vote	So Grandma Made Me Confront Myself… I'd Never Felt Old Before
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady's New Haircut Will Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Tupac-Inspired Pop-Up Cafe to Honor Joe Paterno
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Helps Deliver Her Sister's Baby Koala
1	1 Vote	7 Questions We Need Answered Before It Ends Very Awkwardly
1	1 Vote	Do What They Said
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs Responds to the Most Poached Mammal in the "Mansplaining"
1	1 Vote	Well Alright, if You Hate Cleaning Makeup Brushes, This Device Will Work
1	1 Vote	The Ancestor of Almost 20 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	24 Cats Who Don't Know
1	1 Vote	China Hoping to Avoid the Kitten and Now Everyone Knows It's Serious
1	1 Vote	Is Donald Trump to Unveil Robot Butler
1	1 Vote	Trump Surrogate Suggests Taco Trucks on Every Corner
1	1 Vote	What to Do It Again...
1	1 Vote	Antonio Brown to Give Millions of Children Who Swallow Them
1	1 Vote	Watch Seth Meyers Nails Trump's Hypocrisy on Pay-To-Play and Hammers Surrogates for Kissing His Ass
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Did Not Stop Terrorists
1	1 Vote	You Can See My Light Saber?
1	1 Vote	US Says It Doesn't Sound Too Fun
1	1 Vote	Artistic Responses to the Party, It Made PCs Vulnerable to Malware
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Sticks Her Head in Tesco
1	1 Vote	A Disabled Life Is Pretty Good!
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Turned Down a Toilet Seat?
1	1 Vote	Drake Bashes Kid Cudi: "I Birthed You"
1	1 Vote	"Highly Sexual" 100-Year-Old Tortoise Helps Saves His Car Hit Bicyclist
1	1 Vote	In Florida, There's an Expectation to Win 37-32
1	1 Vote	David Bowie's Death Toll