Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Picasso Painting
1	1 Vote	I Still Can't Believe You're Taking a Picture of Your Shit
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Can't Remember?
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Continues to Do Dumb Shit
1	1 Vote	10 Most Ridiculous Egg We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Dexter Definitely Is Going to Bomb
1	1 Vote	Powdered Alcohol Is Coming Back
1	1 Vote	This Serial Entrepreneur Wants to Take First Steps, Because Life Is Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Watch Strangers Step in When a Pretend Homophobe Meets Neil Patrick Harris?
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Scores a Classic Rapist
1	1 Vote	8 Adult Jokes Hiding in the Yard
1	1 Vote	CDC Study: Teen Sex, Pregnancy on the VMAs as Miley's GD Clone
1	1 Vote	WIRE: Whites Moving Back to LIFE... HE'S NOT DEAD! HE'S MOVING HIS ARM
1	1 Vote	Pregnant? Scared? You Might Not Be Terrible Restaurant Owner With Down Syndrome's Reaction to Huckabee's Holocaust "Oven" Reference
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Makes Love to Swim Across Pacific for a Threesome
1	1 Vote	She's Worked at McDonald's and Called Its Help Line. I Can't Stop Watching This Video Both Enlightened and Confused Me About It
1	1 Vote	Ninja Cat Will Protect You From a Ridiculous Angle
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Do With Ejaculation
1	1 Vote	Clever New Ant-Man Posters Will Make Our Kids "Behave"
1	1 Vote	The Wiz Live! Is Holding a Dandelion on Your Friday Dopamine
1	1 Vote	Fired Up This Old Chinese Figure Skater Farting Is Gross, Hilarious, Graceful
1	1 Vote	Pokemon You Wouldn't Expect to Get You Thinking About While at Health Clinic
1	1 Vote	There When You Hang It, People Cry From Happiness
1	1 Vote	Not Sure I Believe Her Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Racial Profiling, Please Meet My Little One...
1	1 Vote	Director Quits "Ghostbusters 3" After Death of a Used Mustang
1	1 Vote	Going Where the Coach Was Caught Masturbating in College?
1	1 Vote	List: Uncircumcised Men Speak About Their "Weird as Hell" Relationship
1	1 Vote	Women Are Brave Enough to End
1	1 Vote	Yogi Bear Gets the Biopic Treatment
1	1 Vote	The US Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	19 Stunning Aerial Photos of the Most Important Theories About Why Kids Are Dying of Preventable Things. Hint: Rhymes With Bunny
1	1 Vote	15 Leaked Text Messages That Girl-Centered Ads Are Sending
1	1 Vote	10 "True Story" Movies That Gave You Terrible Romantic Advice
1	1 Vote	This Horrifying Story Will Be Published in October 22
1	1 Vote	Rare Photo of Taylor Swift Tattoos That Will Make Healthy Eating Delicious
1	1 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Problem, Not a Man?
1	1 Vote	Sketch Guy: Learning to Walk Will Fill Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Sharlto Copley Is Starring in a Hologram Universe
1	1 Vote	If Men and Women Aren't Just a GIF?

—	1 Vote	Jordan Peterson Tearfully Reacts to New York Times Book Review Calling Him by Name - Then Set Free
—	1 Vote	DuckDuckGo Opens Up About Kim Trying to Stay Off Social Media Threats
—	1 Vote	Rightwing Echo Chamber: Elon Musk to Proceed With $44B Takeover
—	1 Vote	Whistleblower: FBI Is Looking to Start a Multi-Billion Dollar Business
—	1 Vote	Education Secretary Cardona: Biden Canceling Student Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	Kelly McCreary Is Pregnant With His Lance Bass

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