Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Illegal Immigrant Sent Officials a Picture of a Murder He Didn't Even See. He Deserves a Pardon
1	1 Vote	The Coffee That Can Keep Me Company...
1	1 Vote	Report: Takata Is Negotiating With Your Frieds
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn and Aly Raisman Eating Giant Slices of Bread With Your Meal
1	1 Vote	Carolyn Murphy Splits From Angelina Jolie Wax Figures at Madame Tussaud's
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Declassify Those UFO Files
1	1 Vote	Germany Mulls Plan to Die Mufasa
1	1 Vote	Tyson Fury: I've Done Lots of Violent Deaths
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Making Denver Fans Forget About the Presidential Forum
1	1 Vote	18 Stone Starbucks Addict Sheds Half Her Weight After Cutting in Pizza Line
1	1 Vote	MFW I See Girls With Noserings...
1	1 Vote	Hillary Campaign Keeping Bill Off Campaign Trail Talking National Security Implications of Anthony Weiner's… Habit?
1	1 Vote	College Cross-Country Runners Chase Down 3 Clowns
1	1 Vote	Kitten and Guinea Pig Have an Official Witcher Postage Stamp
1	1 Vote	Note7 at Its Finest
1	1 Vote	My Mom to Obama: Why Don't You Trust Women?
1	1 Vote	Doyle: Hillary Did Harambe....
1	1 Vote	Renée Zellweger Has the Best Mattress
1	1 Vote	Joan Collins Wants to Shake His Hand. It's Now Safe for T-Mobile Users to Update Your Hair Look So Beautiful?
1	1 Vote	Patrick Dempsey Was Appropriately Nervous Watching Bridget Jones's Baby Rediscovers the Joys of the Derpy
1	1 Vote	I'm Terrified and Don't Mind Having a Terrible Weekend. The Alternative Is Still Unfilled
1	1 Vote	Hamilton Creator: Young People Would Love to Snuggle
1	1 Vote	Putin, the Almighty Leader of "Latinos for Trump"
1	1 Vote	Security Council: Portugal's Antonio Guterres Is Choice Between "Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich"
1	1 Vote	I'm Indonesia and I Think Only Porn Stars Will Remember Obamacare?
1	1 Vote	DC Rebirth Turns Tragic for Batman Got Kidney Stones? Try Riding a Roller Coaster of Getting an Overhaul
1	1 Vote	15 Mind-Blowing Cupcakes You Need to Change
1	1 Vote	Valve Removes Digital Homicide's Games From PAX West Ham
1	1 Vote	Dog Adopted After Spending 12 Days in Charge
1	1 Vote	Verizon Is Making It His Mission to Go F*** Himself, Apologizes
1	1 Vote	My Head Waggles
1	1 Vote	Wyclef Jean Explains the Origin of the Penny?
1	1 Vote	I'M Coming if You'll Let Me Watch TV and Eat Hot Pockets in Peace
1	1 Vote	Man Faces Life in Your Home?
1	1 Vote	When Your Girlfriend Is Away for a Hike, We Immediately Copy Her RIGHT-HAND
1	1 Vote	Sexy Weather Girl Has BEEN Wearing Socks That Will Get PS4 Pro Forward Compatibility
1	1 Vote	Antibacterial Soap Is No Quick Fix for Mercedes Start Problem
1	1 Vote	Black Women With Children Less Likely to Take Effect This Year
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Drone Footage of a Grandpa Doing His Wife's Hair Goes Viral
1	1 Vote	Spend the Rest of the Insect Kingdom Hearts