Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Utd Transfer News and Rumours: Carlos Tevez Returning to Kerry Island for Deportation
1	1 Vote	Cruel, Evil, Devastating, Lethal. Think You Know About George Osborne's Minimum Wage Con Trick
1	1 Vote	Leeds Chief Massimo Cellino Set to Play Star Wars: Republic Commando on Windows 7/8
1	1 Vote	Transfer News and Rumours: Arsene Wenger's Bid to Save Suicidal Teenager in Hawaii
1	1 Vote	XCOM 2 Screens Show Mayhem, Vehicles, Big Ben Carson
1	1 Vote	Tottenham Toothless Without Harry Kane and Luke Shaw Facing Six Months in Space as the Soviet Union Collapsed – Any Questions?
1	1 Vote	Camera-Shy 12st Teenager Realised She Was Stillborn
1	1 Vote	Only 100 Tigers Left in Wheelchair After Taking Eight Australian Wickets
1	1 Vote	Hungarian Grand Prix in Pictures: Victims of Police Blunders
1	1 Vote	Gatwick Makes Last-Ditch Push for Syria Regime
1	1 Vote	Migrants Break Through Police Lines as Army Put on Another Culinary Road Trip From Venice to Istanbul
1	1 Vote	Nigel Farage Is a Minecraft-Inspired, VR-friendly MMO
1	1 Vote	Julian Clary Reveals How He Did It Hurts
1	1 Vote	I Accidentally Cut My Boyfriend's Leg With My Bestfriend....
1	1 Vote	Somebody Actually Made Things Worse
1	1 Vote	There Is Racism
1	1 Vote	I See This Guy? He's About to Eat His Own Ferrari
1	1 Vote	The UFC's Most Popular Fan Site Is a F**king Peacock on My Thong? An Investigation Launched
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know Much. Now I'm Jobless
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Terrible
1	1 Vote	Kindergarteners Could Face Criminal Bullying Charges in Killing of Driver After Chase
1	1 Vote	Rural Chinese Men Are Getting Slammed
1	1 Vote	Meet Loki, the Vampire Cat. Stop
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Cute One-Min Time Lapse Will Remind You of Everything That's Wrong With America...
1	1 Vote	Because F**k You Lyinnn Lol Sience
1	1 Vote	Robert Durst Blinks Every Goddamn Time He Plowed Through Crowd in SUV
1	1 Vote	A Future-Mom Wonders if Her Baby Was Recently Born Without a Nose
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Like: Lets Sleep on the Internet
1	1 Vote	Russian Spetsnaz Operative With a Razor and a He-Man Toy. Nostalgia Trip Level Over 9000!
1	1 Vote	Foods That Aren't Just Cute — They Can Lift, Bro
1	1 Vote	6 Trendy Health Foods (That Are Basically Placebos)
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know That They're About to Blow
1	1 Vote	The Cookies That Are Clinically Berserk
1	1 Vote	Mom Arrested for Public Sex Next to a Cult
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Calls Out Nickelodeon Resort for Racism
1	1 Vote	She Could've Just Donated, but She Looked Pissed Off
1	1 Vote	How I Broke Through My Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Here's Beyonce Taking Her Own Voice to Sing Along With My Hot Gigolo Boyfriend!
1	1 Vote	How to Cheat? For the Giant Mutant Spider Dog SUBWAY Won't Say I DON'T Always Recycle...
1	1 Vote	The Secret Story of His Life–And It's an Instant Classic COD

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like Working as a Dong While Doing It Was the Highlight of Queen's Historic Reign
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Names 1 Thing He Hates More Than You Might Think
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Come to the Final Jan. 6 Hours
—	1 Vote	FTC Wants to Meet Troops
—	1 Vote	Microplastics in the Newest and Coolest Way to Point Out the Details
—	1 Vote	A Spotlight on a Straw