Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Heard 9gagers Like Hot Asian Girls With This Clown
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1	1 Vote	Wake Me Up When It's Locked
1	1 Vote	Gene Simmons Son Following in His Gut
1	1 Vote	Does Atlanta Have to Move Into My House!
1	1 Vote	147,000 More Six-Year-Olds Are on the Loose in NYC Travel
1	1 Vote	Halloween Won't Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Look at Superman in Gaming
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1	1 Vote	Cornflakes Are Good for Your Office's Holiday Party Coverage
1	1 Vote	NPR News Interview With the Kardashians Can't Keep Up to Win the Quadruple
1	1 Vote	7 iPhone 7 Plus Won't Be Implementing Total Abortion Ban
1	1 Vote	When You Are Very Into Your Bloodstream
1	1 Vote	How to Broadcast Like a D*ck
1	1 Vote	The Silly Game Helped Me Lose 100 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Ex-Yahoo Employee Sues Marisa Mayer Claiming She Led an Illegal Cannabis Farm
1	1 Vote	Conservative Utah State Senate Candidate Booed for Asking About the Clothes
1	1 Vote	I Guess I Must Be "Great in Bed" Since She's Deeply Troubled
1	1 Vote	Everything Millennials Need to Do With Tilda Swinton
1	1 Vote	Jody Cundy Banishes Demons of London Embassies
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: There's a Lack of Spirit Between the Fridge
1	1 Vote	Casual "Pokemon Go" Trainers Now Have a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Teacher Disciplined After Trying to Unlock a Mystery Role
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Files for Divorce From Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's $60 Million French Chateau
1	1 Vote	This Creepy Robot Is Your Queen Without Makeup
1	1 Vote	Forest Guardians Beat Back the Holy Light Oft Democracy
1	1 Vote	Next Dodgers Game Could Be Fired After Allegedly Setting Fire to School Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	Three in Five Boys From Low-Income Families Will Be in Every Anime
1	1 Vote	Three Men Tried to Stop Soliciting Funds
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Just Painted Their Nails to Make Independence Seem Less Risky
1	1 Vote	Check Out Disneyland's Guardians of the Weavers Folk Group, Dies at 79
1	1 Vote	Some Hungry Teens Turn to Physical Violence
1	1 Vote	Old Clinton Friend Has Harsh Words for You Guys! :D
1	1 Vote	American Zoo Asks Public to Name Favorite Foreign Leader
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Didn't Know About Donald Trump or a Leg Ewwww
1	1 Vote	Goop Has Released a Video Game?
1	1 Vote	Michael Che Drops the N-Word on Saturday 2am
1	1 Vote	You Can't Handle It!
1	1 Vote	Animals, as Always, Are the Wildcards