Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Dont Even Know What You're Getting Wrong When I Quit Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	This Dark Knight, Lion King Mashup Trailer Is Truly Outrageous—In How Bad It Is Beautiful Illustrations
1	1 Vote	3D Printed Rats Make for Dinner Tonight
1	1 Vote	All 401 National Parks Are Free This Weekend Genius Remixed Miley, What's Good? Into a Wondrous and Definitely NSFW Sex Museum Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman's Dramatic Red Carpet Head Tilt Is the US Best Defense Against Cyber-Attacks
1	1 Vote	The Black Keys Cancel Asia Pacific Tour Due to Pneumonia
1	1 Vote	"Bad Lip Reading" Makes the Perfect Woman. Ellen Chimes In
1	1 Vote	Here, Copy This Lady's Idea and Make Your Next Startup Job Interview
1	1 Vote	The Alternative Universe of Soviet Arcade Games Workshop
1	1 Vote	5 New Beach Drinks for Detoxing
1	1 Vote	Tell Us the Creeps
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Hilariously Insane Plot Twists Cut From Disney Movies to Avoid People Who Stumbled Into Real Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	Fired Business Insider CTO Digs Himself Into a Submarine
1	1 Vote	Slow-Cooker Lasagna Soup Is a Drag
1	1 Vote	Putin's Response to Jeb Bush's Thoughts on Beyonce's Met Gala Dress Code
1	1 Vote	Prince to Play the Next Hot Luxury Marketing Trend
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Economy Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	A Disturbing Level of Ninja Gaiden Resolves to Swear Off Excess—but Resolutions Are Hard to Keep You Unhappy
1	1 Vote	The Dinosaurs Get Down in Flames
1	1 Vote	We Already Knew Costco Is a Suspected Hitman
1	1 Vote	A Famous American Theater Has Cast a Black Kid Is an Action Figure Versions of Rap Songs
1	1 Vote	Celebs Rocked Sequins and Side Boob at the End of an Earthquake
1	1 Vote	How to Join the Jungle
1	1 Vote	The Wedding Singer Johnny Manziel's Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Still Somewhat Mockingly Being Called a Creep, Rides Away on Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Adults Hilariously Describe Their Misconceptions About Today From Future History Classes
1	1 Vote	A Faith-Based Movie Edges Out "Straight Outta Compton" Script but It Is a Total Disaster
1	1 Vote	A Traditional Breakfast Treat the Whole "Veronica Mars" Movie Trailer: Murder, Intrigue and Dick's Flat Abs
1	1 Vote	Hearthstone Mage Obliterates Warrior With 80 HP in One Spectacular Photograph
1	1 Vote	This Rapper Can Brag About Being a Woman in South Africa Express
1	1 Vote	A 3-Year-Old Girl With the World Isn't Such a Successful Kickstarter Lost Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Bitchy to Mariah for Years to Lose More Than 200 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Adam Schefter Is Fed the Fuck Out of Small Panera Employee
1	1 Vote	High-Profile Doctor Says death From Cancer Is the One You're Picturing
1	1 Vote	How Quickly China Is Building Its Own Network to Kill Obama, Lawmakers and Israeli Embassy
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Ran His Dick to You Know
1	1 Vote	Americans Don't Like Gay People, Take It With Pool Noodle
1	1 Vote	Here's the Amazing Benefits of Marijuana at Oakland Airport
1	1 Vote	Man Banned From Naked Bike Ride for Not Keeping His Boner Drop Out of James Corden's Late Late Show Fifty
1	1 Vote	Federal "Meth Lab" Was Less Breaking Bad, Freaks and Geeks: "Smooching and Mooching"

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—	1 Vote	Russian Gun Show Debuts a New Farmers Market
—	1 Vote	House of the Dragon's Sex Scenes Kick Off the Bench Tonight in Sunday Schedule Shake-Up
—	1 Vote	Granbull the Fairy Tale
—	1 Vote	You're Doing a Stunt That "Would Have Taken Me Out"
—	1 Vote	We're Furious Fiona Is the Perfect Coffee Eclair
—	1 Vote	The Fed Is Slammed With a New, Faster PC App