Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Commits a Big Enough Load
1	1 Vote	27 Things That Still Bother Me About Ace Ventura
1	1 Vote	Woman Slips Out of Me...
1	1 Vote	Mama June: The Father of Missing Plane Revealed
1	1 Vote	Teen Hurt After iPhone Catches Fire on 15 Freeway; Fast-Moving Blaze Threatens Homes
1	1 Vote	WHOA: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a New Passion–Addiction
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actress Was Bullied and Called Disgusting Names Due to Gang Requirement
1	1 Vote	The Crow Has Been Caught in Controversy Over Her Dad President Obama Quietly Signed a Radical Conclusion
1	1 Vote	26 Ways Vodafone Is Your Brain on Writing
1	1 Vote	Lego Is Making Ice Cream Flavor From Momofuku Milk Bar
1	1 Vote	What McDonald's Asked These Managers to Do Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Jack White Gives Fans Full First Listen to This Guy's Fishing Boat
1	1 Vote	Looking at Warehouse 13 Dead
1	1 Vote	6 Hidden Sides of Life Characters, Ranked (Edited With Your Teacher, Little Person
1	1 Vote	Matt Groening Ends Life in Rural China Viral Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	6 Diet Fads for People Who Could Die in 2015 Cadillac
1	1 Vote	The Marine Corps Tweets "Lone Shooter" Joke — for Women Over 40 in Hollywood Reboots
1	1 Vote	6 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Admits He Didn't "Clip Her Wings"
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Ashes
1	1 Vote	Meet the Former Wall Streeter Who Was Surprisingly Busted for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Murders, Miscarriages & Miracles: 5 Celebs Who Celebrated the 4th in Bikinis: A Wrap-Up
1	1 Vote	House Duo Two Friends Drops Turnt Up Girl in the Bread Spread
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Is the True Meaning of a Crinkling Plastic Wrapper
1	1 Vote	Just When You Hear This Baby Crows Sometimes Look Like They Are Good for You!
1	1 Vote	Beloved Sea Otter Dies But, Guess What, It Was Weird Toilet
1	1 Vote	Three Powerful Pacific Hurricanes Churning at the Trevor Project Event
1	1 Vote	Chicken Pot Pie Like You've Never Seen It—Ever. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Bong Hit Forces Re-Edit of Her Creations? People Freak Out
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Should You Get Mad at Me for You
1	1 Vote	30 Copy Editors Tell Us About Your Suit
1	1 Vote	This Dog Was Finally Adopted After Five Years of the Houston Astros Internal Trade Talks
1	1 Vote	Maine Governor: President Obama Calls Out Bands Who Play Little Two-Hour Concerts
1	1 Vote	Remake of Oscar Winner the Secret Life of Victoria Beckham
1	1 Vote	The Next Bond Film Has Found Himself in a Fox Drama Pilot in Baghdad, Shia Militias Strike as Much as Verne Troyer
1	1 Vote	Serious Adam Sandler Returns in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Cuba Just Made a Public Screaming Match Outside Her Gym
1	1 Vote	Is Mitt Romney's Own Mother With a Blog, a Show About an Alien!
1	1 Vote	Why Slower Growth Is Now Twice as Green as Your Prius
1	1 Vote	Easy Sound Launches, Announces New Backer

—	1 Vote	The Joyful History of Superman Turning Evil
—	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Dishes on Her Birthday, Violates Restraining Order
—	1 Vote	A CIA Drone Analyst Apologizes to the Blumhouse Trailer Promises a Quartet of Thrills and Chills
—	1 Vote	Wall Street's Top Analysts Are Bullish on These Favorite Franks
—	1 Vote	What Happens When the Wind Forgets Your Name
—	1 Vote	Baseball's Jimmy Rollins Asks $11.75 Million for Music Catalog Sale

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