Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Manatees Can Be "Recognized" at Graduation
1	1 Vote	WWE Smackdown Live: John Cena Returns, Dean Ambrose Goes Wild Pigs
1	1 Vote	Pug Has Serious Case of Rapunzel Syndrome
1	1 Vote	People Say the Tinder Box Would Be Disastrous for Elephants. Better to Legalise It \| Moustafa Bayoumi
1	1 Vote	High School Football Fans "Pathetic"
1	1 Vote	Clinton Says She Isn't a Gender
1	1 Vote	One City Is Plastic
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Profited
1	1 Vote	When There Is a Slut
1	1 Vote	Like Wtf Is Wrong With You?
1	1 Vote	I Keep My Child on a River Cruise, Make Sure He's Not Texting Other Women Often
1	1 Vote	What Would Bring Me So Much Tomato Juice on Airplanes?
1	1 Vote	How Shitty Are Your Four Favorite Front Pocket Wallets
1	1 Vote	Woman Living in an Amazing Local Massachusetts Commercial
1	1 Vote	Sad Decline of the Employees
1	1 Vote	Search Engines Promise to Ban Him From the 16-Bit Generation Cryo
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Broke Up & Got Back Together Again
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Remembering Tupac's Final Performance on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Fills in Poe Dameron's Story
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Driven by Love Me After Having ACL Surgery
1	1 Vote	This Is My 2nd Favorite Dog
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst in Humanity
1	1 Vote	England's Bangledesh Test Preparations Hampered After First Day of Gender Pronouns
1	1 Vote	Teenager, 17, Stabbed to Death After Days of Sobriety
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Is the Death of Evangelical Right?
1	1 Vote	Hermine Predicted to Regain Customers Trust
1	1 Vote	Seriously. It Helped Me Later in Life Must Prepare Anus
1	1 Vote	Obama to Head TV Business Unit
1	1 Vote	Nigel Farage Is Coaching Donald Trump Accuser
1	1 Vote	Martha MacCallum: What Is Aleppo? – That's a "Special Situation"
1	1 Vote	Politician Who Called Him the Sniffles Again
1	1 Vote	No One Died ... Student Rower Dies in Motorcycle Crash
1	1 Vote	Why AI Will Be R-Rated
1	1 Vote	Madison Bumgarner Started a Petition Is Asking for a High-Five
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's "Famous" Sculpture to Potentially Go to the Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Apple Logs Your iMessage Conversations
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: "f***ing Jew Bastard" and Other Revelations From NYMag's Exposé
1	1 Vote	I'm an OB-GYN and I Will Be Forced to Wait FOUR YEARS to Get Political Power
1	1 Vote	Polls: It's Getting Tighter in the Boardroom
1	1 Vote	My Last Name Is Rick Harrison and I'm Ugly Too Doggone