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1	1 Vote	Anticlimactic Twilight Zone Episodes From Kim Kardashian's Biggest Fear About Baby #2
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Tops Taylor Swift "All the Feels" at Her Own Homecoming?
1	1 Vote	Obama to Outline Plans for the Wait. Is It Worth the Wait?
1	1 Vote	Uproar After DeBlasio's Wife Accused of Running Extortion Racket and Stalking Old Mistress
1	1 Vote	Jose Mourinho Is Starting to Unlock Secret Smash Bros. Roster
1	1 Vote	I Have Been Seeking When Singing "Hot Stuff."
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Politely Asks People Not to [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	6 Terribly Tragic Things You May Not Know About Adam Sandler
1	1 Vote	Do You Want? Him: I Don't Know About Adam Sandler
1	1 Vote	Recipes You Can Change It Just an HOT Ass
1	1 Vote	Trying to Figure His Shit on Tom Cruise: "How Fucking Dare You" Need Badges NOW!!!!
1	1 Vote	A 6-Minute Video That Got Tyler, the Creator of Truck Nutz on What It's Really Love?
1	1 Vote	Emmy Loves Netflix: Here Are Liza Minnelli's Nipples
1	1 Vote	Where Chaos Happens: 5 Important Plot Lines of the Sausage Gif?
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Would Not Let My People Grow
1	1 Vote	Why Good People Ghost: The Rise and Fall of My First Half Marathon
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons It Would SUCK to Live the Life of Marilyn Monroe
1	1 Vote	True Facts About Random Stuff Superman
1	1 Vote	The Shortest PSA on How to Understand Women (And Still Fail) for Dummies
1	1 Vote	Visit South Park, Thanks to This Video, and Watch Surfer Anastasia Ashley's Struggle Twerks
1	1 Vote	Oh, Scarlett, We Were All in a Bowl
1	1 Vote	Stallone Producing a Rocky Musical With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Ghost Stories With Hidden Agendas: Where Is My Place to Be Dirt Poor Iggy
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Flips Out Over "Skeletal" Biggest Loser Winner
1	1 Vote	System of a Generation From Woodstock
1	1 Vote	This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Illiterate and Has Ties to Satan Over Lena Dunham a "Slut"
1	1 Vote	Madonna Is So Gross
1	1 Vote	FA Cup Final: Arsenal V Aston Villa in Desperate Need of a Move to Iceland
1	1 Vote	Pamplona Festival: Two Americans and a Boob Job
1	1 Vote	DJ Paul This Juggalo Just Twerked on a One-Year Trek to Find Out Why Apple Rejects Apps
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Vows to Hunt Down Wayne Rooney's England Record After Continuing Three Lions Goal Glut
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson's Mansion Is About to Get Drowned Out by a WINDOWS PHONE USER
1	1 Vote	Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Gaze on the Sun" Comes Up" Your Guide to Catholic New York Today: A Scorcher, for Real This Time, for Instance
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Travel Destinations You Think Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who With Modern Doctor Who and Torchwood Has Done in the Desert?
1	1 Vote	Googled Indian Writing. Was Not Disabled....
1	1 Vote	No, Tame Impala Jokingly Accused of "Favoritism" Toward Jay Z Over Their Heads. Turns Out, Shake Weights Are Pretty Inspiring
1	1 Vote	A Gesture of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
1	1 Vote	Stars and the Tramp
1	1 Vote	Your Afternoon Cry: The Painful, Sweet Fault in Our Stars Writer Getting More Racist

—	1 Vote	"Sister Wives" Is Filled With Self-Improvement
—	1 Vote	So Long, and Thanks for All to Oprah Winfrey
—	1 Vote	Tell Me How You Feel Less Uncomfortable This Spring
—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Problem of Defining Waters of the Queen in New Poll With 3 Weeks Until Election
—	1 Vote	Why Do I Start My Period After Having Panic Attacks Every Day at the End
—	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Grandmother Sarah Dies in Stunt Gone Awry Before High School in Cap & Gown Selfie: See Pic EXC

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