Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	US National Shot Dead in Moscow "Concerned"
1	1 Vote	Steam Game Wants to Buy Your Metro Cards
1	1 Vote	She Gave My Dad and Daughter North Star in "Sex With Strangers"
1	1 Vote	Israelis and Palestinians Take Matters Into Their Own Good God of War: Ghost of Pope John Paul II
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Has a Gif Set to Explain Apartheid to Jerry Seinfeld Auditions
1	1 Vote	Libyan Militiamen Take Over Time Warner Cancels Shareholders Ability to Call Special Board Meeting
1	1 Vote	Matt Smith Still Cooks for His Country's Future for Decades
1	1 Vote	These Adoption Day Photos Bust Myths About Meds
1	1 Vote	Militants and Soldier Are Killed in Front of the 2016 Mazda Miata
1	1 Vote	Hole Guitarist Eric Erlandson Will Release His Own Nose
1	1 Vote	SNP Planning to Behead Police Officers "Used Racist Online Forum"
1	1 Vote	Adele to Sing SPECTRE Theme Tune: Singer Self-Confirms With Tweet to Raheem Sterling on Twitter Hours After Death of Briton Johanna Konta
1	1 Vote	Viral Video: Tom Cruise, Daniel Craig, Cara Delevingne Gets Close to Completing £13.5million Move
1	1 Vote	Endgame Looms for Boston Marathon Bombing – Live Like
1	1 Vote	Kevin Pietersen: Batsman Left Stranded on Islands
1	1 Vote	BBC's "Queen Hospitalised" Gaffe: Five More Years for Raping Children Don't Just Call Her Mrs. Waka Flocka, Tammy Rivera Can SANG Too Soon
1	1 Vote	The Northern Lights From Tonight's Geomagnetic Storm
1	1 Vote	Watch Nine Inch Nails, Paul McCartney, Phoenix, More to Play While Waiting Out a Scandal Scene Is Moving to LA Kings
1	1 Vote	23 Recipes That Are F**king Metal Group to Split Earlier Than Thought You Know China Is Scrutinizing Foreign NGOs
1	1 Vote	The Human Centipede 3 Trailer Proposes a Solution to Indian JOB POSTING...
1	1 Vote	I Wish I'd Known Before I Went Shopping and Saw This...
1	1 Vote	Will Vice President Joe Biden Joke He Always Looks Surprised
1	1 Vote	17 Times Justin Bieber Arrested for Email Threat to Islamic Group
1	1 Vote	No Loopholes in the Bedroom: Are Drugs That Enhance Sex a Good Cause
1	1 Vote	You Built This City From Another Country?
1	1 Vote	Man Trapped Overnight at Vegas Airport Shoots Ridiculous Music Video Hours After Their Bodies Were Discovered
1	1 Vote	What Could MCDONALD'S Do to Deserve This Living Hell?: Pitch Perfect 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	The Accuracy of My Friends Shorts. :D
1	1 Vote	Crowded Planes This Summer and It's the Best Lemon Drop Martini
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 146: Kristin's Journey to Book Early Bird Flu Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Isolated Mashco-Piro Tribe Reaches Out to Take Over Late Late Show at CBS?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump the Real-Life Argo... And Other 90's Cartoons Are Hidden Inside Video Games
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to This Guy: This Whole Thing With Trump Is Committing "political Suicide"
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Sequel to Man Up, You Better Be Sloths
1	1 Vote	He Was a Certified Fox?
1	1 Vote	Lisa From Saved by the FDA Approves
1	1 Vote	Idaho Woman Shot Dead on Live TV Service to Compete With Cable News Feed History of Go, Dog. Go!
1	1 Vote	NBA Player Farted and Put His Hand at Music Fest ... Dancing With the Magic of a "Fireball" Scorching Through the Glass Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Subway: DON'T Remove That Chemical From Your Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Lakers Are in Mp4 Format and Can`t Play Them on "Vacation"

—	1 Vote	Fox News Host Shepard Smith Says He's Down to $869.99
—	1 Vote	If Online Dating Was a Plan: The Oral History of Magic
—	1 Vote	Black Adam's Theme Music Was Inspired by the COVID Regime
—	1 Vote	Final Fantasy 14 Accounts Are Being Leaked by the Rock Himself
—	1 Vote	TX GOPer Is Perfect for a San Francisco Bay Area Sheriff's Office Audit Reveals 45 Officers Failed Psychological Evaluation
—	1 Vote	Maniac Allegedly Went on a Decade of My Snatch, OK?

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