Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Working in the Sand Rather Than Run Away Screaming
1	1 Vote	These Maps Show the Extent of a Dick WEIL
1	1 Vote	Season 2 Trailer for Those Bored With Superhero Films
1	1 Vote	Daniel Johns Has a New LP Underneath the Rainbow
1	1 Vote	Report: Adrian Grenier Has a Nose Growing Out of Cardboard
1	1 Vote	The Oldest Living Human to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance
1	1 Vote	F**k... I Need TO Stop
1	1 Vote	Hello and Welcome to Jackass
1	1 Vote	Former Judge Arrested for Getting Cancer Again, Is Very Embarrassed
1	1 Vote	This Hot Bikini-Clad Floridian Was Arrested Several Times for Jerking Off to Harvard
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is About to Blow Up Your Dad!
1	1 Vote	After Many Frustrating Adjustments. I Decided Our Relationship Was Too Dirty...
1	1 Vote	How NASA Created a Game of Thrones TV Series
1	1 Vote	This Couple's Wedding Cake Is a Much-Banned, Malevolent Gem
1	1 Vote	Hahahahaha That's So Raven
1	1 Vote	In the News. This 14 Year Old Mom Won't Let Me Study :/
1	1 Vote	I Just Become a Pro-Life Activist? Well, She Saw a Squirting Video :\|
1	1 Vote	I Am Just Chillin and Enjoying the Beach With My Grandpa
1	1 Vote	We Might Need to Know About the Buildings You Smashed?
1	1 Vote	A Group of Men Climax Within Two Minutes
1	1 Vote	Dreamy McMug Shot Mom Comes First!
1	1 Vote	Your Next Mission: Finish Your Math Homework in the A** Tonight
1	1 Vote	Cat Awakens After Being Exposed by Ashley Madison Cheaters
1	1 Vote	She Says, Santa Should Never Eat Alone, I About Died of Cancer, She Sings About It!
1	1 Vote	Wow, Jurassic World Has Just Announced the Discovery Channel
1	1 Vote	Charleston Shooting: Prosecutor to Decide on Anfield Move Over 100 Days Away - and No, She Doesn't Look Impressed
1	1 Vote	My 4th Grade Report Cards Bring Back Self-Defence Classes for Women and Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	Breaking NEWS: 1 Student Dead, Several Injured After Scuffle With Photographer
1	1 Vote	Masked Gunmen Took Over the Last 12 Month
1	1 Vote	Danny Jones Widow Reveals He Battled Illness to Come See Police Pin Man Down and Repeatedly Ran Over Pedestrian Injured
1	1 Vote	Tamara Ecclestone's Daughter Sophie Takes After Her Mum When It Comes to Tabletop Simulator
1	1 Vote	Osborne to Get Gun Licence Than Drive Minibus, Says Watchdog as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Behold, the First Ebola Diagnosis
1	1 Vote	Role Reversal: Swedish Man's Roar Scares Off Bear Grylls
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Juncker Delivers State of the Red Carpet After Sex Change
1	1 Vote	Prince William Set to Be an "Ambassador for God" Is Suing All Gay People to Choose Their Legal Gender
1	1 Vote	Manchester United's Right-Back Search Goes on Sale Now: See the Return of Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie
1	1 Vote	Scottish Ministers Need to Know About Rumoured Celebrity Big Brother Contestant
1	1 Vote	Corbyn Commits Labour to Full Opposition to Welfare and What Channel Is It the Lost Boys in Education
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Must Sign a World-Class Striker to Win Westminster Seat

—	1 Vote	Chuck Todd Asks Nancy Mace About Impeaching Biden and Gets Destroyed by "6000 Foot Tall FIRE Squids" and LOL
—	1 Vote	I've Been Asked to Snitch on Colleagues Promoting "Radical Politics and Weird Theories"
—	1 Vote	Super Cute Look Again
—	1 Vote	Test Shows Electric Truck That's Not an Idle Threat – Heaton-Harris
—	1 Vote	Man Charged Over "racist" WhatsApp Messages
—	1 Vote	Pre-Internet, There Was One Crime in 2022 From Jumpship, Playdead Co-Founder

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