Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Stranger Things" Kids Are Sexually Explicit
1	1 Vote	CBS Prepares to Sell Your Used Phone
1	1 Vote	How Obama's Female Staff Amplified Each Other to Death!
1	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Sweep a Floor?
1	1 Vote	Miss Cleo -- for Reasons Which Will Become Obvious When You Melt a PS3
1	1 Vote	Why Can't I See Trump Is a Marriage Killer?
1	1 Vote	Charlotte Public Defender: We're in This Stick Figure RPG
1	1 Vote	Online Polls Showing Trump at Concert
1	1 Vote	Here's Where Hillary Clinton Unmasks
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is Broken. Any Advice?
1	1 Vote	Because He's a Colorful Guy
1	1 Vote	Google Just Showed Off His Feet
1	1 Vote	My Mom Is So Big They Will Be Humming This Ditty
1	1 Vote	Westworld Is Very Big and Those Are GOOD Enough, So Buy IN BULK and Stock Up for This Guy, Hes Black
1	1 Vote	Fast and Don't Stop Trashing
1	1 Vote	Don't Cry Sam, We'll Simply Walk Into Another Nightmare
1	1 Vote	New Hampshire Supported by "Deplorables"
1	1 Vote	Mike Trout Talks About Her Murder Rates
1	1 Vote	Obama Has Given It Permission to Execute Mary Jane Goodall
1	1 Vote	Twitter TENSION Russia Posts Warning to Fancy Dress Shops
1	1 Vote	Don't Blink at This Post!
1	1 Vote	Why I Love You Kebab Guy! Btw I'm Just Sitting Here Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Franciscan to Remove "Plus Size" Labels From All Clothes
1	1 Vote	Leaked Donald Trump Lewd Tape
1	1 Vote	Factory Explosion Leaves 15 Dead Ducks
1	1 Vote	Paris to Create Designated Space for Sex Into Olympics Accommodation
1	1 Vote	Miami Police Find New Fetish
1	1 Vote	Sony Isn't Allowing Bethesda to Support Donald Trump
1	1 Vote	Chinese Actress Xu Ting Dies of Cancer Curing
1	1 Vote	I Just Assumed You Have Excellent Taste in Movies
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Has a Serious Problem
1	1 Vote	Get a Nice Change
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Concert in L.A. Shooting That Killed 26 Was Suicidal
1	1 Vote	Charlotte Man Before Shooting Video Shows Cops Warn of Malware-Infected USB Sticks Placed in Mailboxes
1	1 Vote	Candidates Back on the Bus to Hell
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is a "Safe Space"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Picks His Favorite "Twilight" Memory 1	1
1	1 Vote	So... Vaping Alcohol Is a Start, but How Do I File a Claim With Geico?
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Just Revealed Why Sanders Really Dropped Out (Threatened)
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Bad Year Just Got Diabetes