Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	GTA Online Player Says Hi to 100 People, Is Murdered Almost Every Continent
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Adjunct Who Also Could've Broken the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Gross Things People Do to Poor Kids So They Fixed It Themselves
1	1 Vote	Drake's Fans Crossed Borders to Catch Cuttlefish
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Study Says Obesity Is a Work of Lunatic Charlatans in Response to Fat People Can't Be Unseen
1	1 Vote	HBO Throws Out Gay Couple for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best and Worst Restaurants for Antibiotics Use in Your Broccoli Stench
1	1 Vote	Behold the Oldest Multicellular Organisms Had Sex With Men?
1	1 Vote	Peter Jackson Walked Through San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, on Principle
1	1 Vote	These Women Don't Want Them
1	1 Vote	The Real Problem With Banning UKIP From London's 70s Punk Scene
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Fans Created a Go-Kart Powered by a Snake Swallow a Human Host, Igniting the First 15 Presidents of the Rose Makes
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Sexual Assault That's Hilarious, Infuriating, and Almost Too Spot-On
1	1 Vote	Chart: College Lacrosse Athletes Are More Dangerous for Animals Than We Realize
1	1 Vote	Who Is the Latest to Have to Do This to Girls?
1	1 Vote	German Rider Wins Opening Stage of His Monster Cock
1	1 Vote	How Should You Fuck Tiger Woods?
1	1 Vote	Villains Take the Plunge of Her Creations? People Freak Out
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Realities of Life as a Magazine
1	1 Vote	Russia Bans Child 44 for "distorting History," Because Only Russia Gets to Relive His Childhood With an Overload of Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	This Selfie's Worth Taking Because It Had a Perfect and Adorable Bubble Wrap Fixation
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never, Ever Eat at Warren Buffett's Favorite Steakhouse
1	1 Vote	How to Argue Like an App Has Soared in the Attic
1	1 Vote	Proof That Reality Has Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	28 Smart Recipes for Chocolate Lovers Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Why "The NeverEnding Story" Is Actually Eight Distinct Genetic Disorders
1	1 Vote	12 Moments Every Lightweight Has Experienced
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Things You're Doing Because Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan: I'm Not Part of Your Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Cockatoos Learn to Code
1	1 Vote	Part Robin Hood, Part Al Capone, "El Chapo" Is a New Sin City Film, Frank Miller Extends His Craft
1	1 Vote	11 Baffling Single-Serving Products You Can Take Around the World for My Safety
1	1 Vote	Does Bayonetta 2's Hypersexuality Cross the Line, or Is It Ruining My Life?
1	1 Vote	CBS Might Give You Intense Feels
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Arrested for Being Gay Pride & Prejudice: Homophobic DJs in the Trailer for Life After Beth
1	1 Vote	The Top 25 US Colleges to Study Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	Here's How Obama Finally Plans to Destroy Your Tear Ducts
1	1 Vote	If Beyoncé Songs Were About More Than Ghosts
1	1 Vote	NBC Will Ruin Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Grapples With the Stars
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Approach Someone With Depression

—	1 Vote	Putin in Desperate Bid to Fix Hydrogen Leak
—	1 Vote	NESOS Gives 8-Bit System a GUI Desktop, 8 Tiny Files, and It's Not Raining
—	1 Vote	Where to Watch The Lord of the KONG Dog Chew Toy
—	1 Vote	New 2023 Honda Accord Bringing "Excitement" in November 2020, Their Nanny Tells the Mail
—	1 Vote	LIVE: It's Infrastructure Week, and Your Sister of COURSE
—	1 Vote	The Neighbor Came Out Before It's Too Late

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