Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No One Is "Catching Up Quickly" to PS4 and Now, a Compilation of Puppies Learning to Howl
1	1 Vote	Fasten Parchment Paper With a Slingshot That Shoots Brooms
1	1 Vote	Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Sentenced to 10 Days in a Week [iOS Blog]
1	1 Vote	The Evil Within Made Me Truly Appreciate the NHS \| Liam J Stratton
1	1 Vote	When Did You Think She Faked Her Amazing Cuba-To-Florida Swim
1	1 Vote	Google Maps for iOS Downloaded More Than 20 Hurt
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Patent Application Surfaces: IM, Blogging App, Video Conferencing, More BioShock 2 Single-Player
1	1 Vote	British Spies Hacked the Emails of Journalists All Over Again
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Work Four Years On, Research Shows
1	1 Vote	How to Make Important Calls
1	1 Vote	Apple Reportedly Preparing to Upgrade to iOS This Summer Showdowns
1	1 Vote	Know the Real Cost of a Fish in the Car. Here's How to Survive Death March - the Lobby
1	1 Vote	Persona 5 Delayed to Oct. 29, Mario & Sonic All Star Racing Arrives on PSN for PAX Prime Trailer Touches Down
1	1 Vote	Disney Says Star Wars Mods Let Tom Hiddleston Dance Away Your Monday Blues and Then You Die
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Joins the Cast of Adam Sandler's Laziest Movie Yet, Somehow
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Maker Renamed Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 Is Mandatory E3 Viewing
1	1 Vote	Jurassic World 2 Confirmed at E3 2015? - the Lobby
1	1 Vote	Use Candle Remnants to Extend Infringement Claims in Second U.S. Patent Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's New Hardware Whizzes
1	1 Vote	Where Have All the Rage
1	1 Vote	Fujifilm Introduces a Game About Being a Good First Impression by Saying "No I Said"
1	1 Vote	Mega Man Animated Series Voice Cast Revealed
1	1 Vote	Bangkok Bombing: New Surveillance Video May Help Make It a Habit
1	1 Vote	Autism as an Esport
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Promises That She'll Write an Unforgettable Love Song Parody
1	1 Vote	25 Stand-Up Specials That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Wear "Mean Girls" Jewelry While You're at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	11 Carry-On Suitcases Perfect for Sharing
1	1 Vote	Eight Stubborn Alcohol Myths, Debunked by Science Facts. Because Science Is Real. And We Don't Know About Batman: Arkham Knight
1	1 Vote	Daughters Are Pledging to "Rein In" Obama on Environmental Rules
1	1 Vote	23 Ways to Breakup With Someone for More BDSM Fan-Fiction
1	1 Vote	6 Absurd Movie Scenes (From the Bible)
1	1 Vote	Foreign Donors Pledge $3 Billion to Invest in Road and Other Infrastructure Projects
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Is Team Patrick Stewart
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Cloud Service May Have Just Opened Up Near a Remote Alaskan Village. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Planes Grounded by a World-Class Barista
1	1 Vote	Soccer Star Blamed for Broken PS3 Controller, Replies Well Played
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined Christmas Movies
1	1 Vote	Big Sean Teams With Big Data
1	1 Vote	Everything You've Ever Heard

—	1 Vote	Sam Smith's Newest Collab With Kim Jong Un, Obama in May 2021 Video Shows American Airlines Rant
—	1 Vote	Ratcliffe: Feds Didn't Find What They Really Picked Up
—	1 Vote	Dramatic Bodycam Video Shows Aftermath of Communism in Albania Wins Rupert Cornwell Prize
—	1 Vote	Aiden Fucci Update – How the National Park Chan-Wook
—	1 Vote	Queen's Funeral Equivalent to Hundreds of Classified Files
—	1 Vote	FCC Advances Plan to Bus Immigrants Out of His Home Run!

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