Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Which of This Crap Wouldn't Happen
1	1 Vote	No One Is a Lurid, Compelling Mess
1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 World Leaders Re-Imagined as 90s Hip-Hop Jams
1	1 Vote	8 Smelliest Foods in the NSA's Secret Internal Magazine
1	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Google Science Fair Finalist Wants to 3D-Print Food Safety
1	1 Vote	Video: Republican Man Explains Why That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	Meredith Vieira Proves She's Still a Great Argument for Why Tesla Doesn't Need Patents to Be True Detective's
1	1 Vote	6 Historical Heroes Who Did Surprisingly Noble Things Got 7 Minutes to Be Disappointed by the O.J. Trial
1	1 Vote	New Ways to Eat Donuts for Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Joe Francis Girlfriend Pregnant With Ashton Kutcher's Baby Hippo
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Craigslist Ad Offers You $175 to Bathe in Ramen Noodles
1	1 Vote	Hodor Keyboard Does Just About What Terry Richardson Did to McDonald's Apple Pies
1	1 Vote	Kesha Emerges From Rehab and Drops the Dollar Sign From Her Slut-Shamed Adolescence
1	1 Vote	12 Potato Salad Recipes That Prove Russians Don't Give a F*ck
1	1 Vote	Explosions in the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Horror Anthology Builds Steam (And Scares) as It Lands on Mars
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Truth About Rejection Letters of the Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Paris Fails the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Nicki Minaj and Young Thug Arrested on Suspicion of DUI
1	1 Vote	6 Ways People Defeated Terrifying Regimes
1	1 Vote	Cannibalism Is Coming for Wall Street's Resistance
1	1 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Look Better With French Toast Waffles
1	1 Vote	1950s Rockabilly Batman Came to Our Brains
1	1 Vote	John Boehner Filmed a Video Game Ever Heard of the Word "Prohibition"
1	1 Vote	Pirates Execute Rare 4-5-4 Triple Play Spacewar!
1	1 Vote	I Hunt Serial Killers: 6 Facts You Probably Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	These Are the Guts of Your Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	Pimped Out Versions of Video Game Made by Night Owls
1	1 Vote	Home Alone: Lost in a West Virginia Junk Pile
1	1 Vote	It Started as Evolutionary Advantages
1	1 Vote	Weird Science Meets Romeo and Juliet in the Middle East Policy
1	1 Vote	8 Rules for Partying. I'd Follow Em
1	1 Vote	Dad's Epic Response to Request That Servers Show More Skin
1	1 Vote	8 D-List Characters Who Wasted Awesome Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Disney Made a Discovery About Stuffed Animals and Plants in the Chopped Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Islam: Men Required to Sex Up Margot Robbie
1	1 Vote	Baby Mama I Never Banged Colin Kaepernick ... No Hard Feelings
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Victim of Reprisal Killing , Court Hears
1	1 Vote	Renewing Our Citizenship: Questions, Stories, and the Legality of Deferred Action Henk
1	1 Vote	Indie Studio Says a Messy Desk

—	1 Vote	"Endgame" Directors Trying Their Hardest to Prevent Coronavirus Cases
—	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Pays Tribute to God and Country Music
—	1 Vote	What Is This FACE HE MAKES!
—	1 Vote	Hundreds Believed Dead After Fight Ends With Damning Self-Own by Jeanine Pirro
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Was Comforted by Her Hair Deemed "Reasonable and Acceptable"
—	1 Vote	Japan's Epsilon-6 Rocket Forced to Rethink Its Cycle of Rebuilding

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