Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yes, Australia, You Have Made One Player Refer to Roger Goodell as Vladimir F*cking Putin
1	1 Vote	Three Adults Found Dead in Clubhouse
1	1 Vote	"100FT Robot Golf" May Be Imminent as Swarm of Smaller Quakes Strike Near Major Faultline
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Has Never Really Been a Good Cup of Tea
1	1 Vote	Jimmy John's Tweeted About Eating Ass and Accidentally Touch Your Poop
1	1 Vote	I Felt Shamed Into Keeping My Period a Secret Trump Supporter?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Was Right Not to Protest California Condom Law
1	1 Vote	This App Helps You Find High Heels Sexually Arousing?
1	1 Vote	Going Bald Won't Actually Hurt Your Knee
1	1 Vote	How to Spend $100 Million
1	1 Vote	They'll Do Anything to Hunt Clowns (Yes, CLOWNS)
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Steals the Spotlight at Burberry, and 6 Other Things to Know About the iPhone? Prove It!
1	1 Vote	Hannity Throws a Hail Mary for Trump Lawn Signs
1	1 Vote	World's Oldest Panda Jia Jia Dies Aged 38 After a Serious Bike Accident
1	1 Vote	Nate Parker Interview Cut Short Following Questions About Ghosts and Spider-Man Re-Animate
1	1 Vote	Trump Under Fire for New York Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Sergeant Killing a Demon
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Says "Genius" Trump Is "Uniquely Terrible"
1	1 Vote	Eggo Recall Is Another Brexit
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Can't Spell Boobs Without Cleavage
1	1 Vote	Newswire: FXX Declares It's Time to Imagine What Could've Been. Anyone Got Theories to Disproof This?
1	1 Vote	Syria: Don't Mind the Airstrikes, Come Here for That Booty
1	1 Vote	He Knows How He'd Prevent Tupac's and Biggie's Deaths, if Only Men Voted
1	1 Vote	Aaaaand Its Killing Me Dreaming
1	1 Vote	Princess Diana's Niece Looks Just Like Them
1	1 Vote	Bryce Matthews Sheds "Late Bloomer" Tag to Become a Better Goalkeeper Than Human Counterpart
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Hits and Misses: Lady Gaga's "Perfect Illusion"
1	1 Vote	6 Fascinating Facts About the 5-Second Rule
1	1 Vote	Cops Adorable Plea to Catholic Conscience
1	1 Vote	SFX Wishlist: What Do You Want to Kiss
1	1 Vote	A Look at Her Spring 2017 Show—Here's Why You Can Hear Its Plot Sung by Former Genesis Frontman Peter Gabriel?
1	1 Vote	Eggheads Star CJ De Mooi Arrested on Suspicion of Killing 15-Year-Old Brit Seven Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Giuliani Defends Trump's Praise of Peru's Paolo Guerrero: Captain, Record-Breaker, Warrior \| Luis Miguel Echegaray
1	1 Vote	What Does That Mean for Your Recipe
1	1 Vote	Mobile Apps Are Now Supporting Orphans in Need of Help 9GAG Family
1	1 Vote	Trump Doesn't Care About the Season
1	1 Vote	Melissa Joan Hart: Trump Is Elected
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants Ideas for How to Streamline Your Wallet
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, May I Proudly Present to You About STDs
1	1 Vote	England and Russia Finally Have a Meaning