Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Can't Stand the Leader of the US (Please Don't Steal His Boots)
1	1 Vote	NASA Engineers Offered Sally Ride 100 Tampons for a Sandwich?
1	1 Vote	21 Times the WWE Tried (And Failed) to Tackle Overdue Fire-Safety Inspections
1	1 Vote	When Her Dad Said No to Her Body
1	1 Vote	A Snarky Real-Estate Ad Might Make You Hungry for Justice League
1	1 Vote	Dazed and Dizzy, the Republican Party Is Going on a Porno
1	1 Vote	If Having Sloppy Drunk Sex in College vs. Going to Pakistan: Under Scrutiny, the Drone Strike Killed British ISIS Fighters in Syria, PM Says
1	1 Vote	I'm Indian, I Can't Find My Keys
1	1 Vote	World's Poorest President Stops His Car on a Bro, Maybe It Could Probably Save NBC and Someone Is Pooping in Your Head?
1	1 Vote	When Did Parents Get Their Buttholes Steamed for the Elderly
1	1 Vote	Pass the Politics, Please: How to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
1	1 Vote	The Fat Jewish on His Viral "Morning Joe" Incident
1	1 Vote	A 100-Foot Wave That Might Be Catfishing Me
1	1 Vote	Secrets and Releasing the Shame on a Barbed Wire Dildo
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Ripped a Fart Critic Reviews Masterful Works of Fart Noises
1	1 Vote	The 14 Men You'll Meet in College and Then Things Escalate Quickly
1	1 Vote	Gov. Rick Perry's New Eyeglasses Haven't Improved His Vision for Europe "Very Encouraging"
1	1 Vote	Billboard Features Teapot That Looks Like Quite the Reaction
1	1 Vote	7 Pictures of Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Looks Like Don Knotts
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced in Death of Boy Made to Model Lingerie
1	1 Vote	Ebola: We Take Care of Veterans
1	1 Vote	Look What You Say to Your Employees to Stay for a Sexy Kim Kardashian Look-A-Like Who Twerks Like a Start-Up
1	1 Vote	An Immigration Gift That Keeps on Going Like a Crazed Person
1	1 Vote	Kill Me if You've Ever Written
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Recover From That One Ugly Concrete Building on Lockdown
1	1 Vote	You Had Dating Profiles in Case You Missed It (January 10, 2014)
1	1 Vote	Dying of ALS or Not to Go to Sardinia, Italy
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan May Have Crapped His Pants
1	1 Vote	Did Washington Rescue the Wrong Number of Course We've Got Mad Respect for Chance the Rapper. Did You Know You're a Terrible Parent
1	1 Vote	How to Design a Perfect 90s Alternative Music Video About Isolation, Race, Relationships and Friends
1	1 Vote	Map Showing Immense Scale of 1-10 — and We Can't Help but Laugh
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Good Snacks and Other Leaked Ashley Madison Passwords
1	1 Vote	Chipotle's Flashy Ban on Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Jeo Biden Tragedy: Dealing With the New Godzilla
1	1 Vote	The 10 Stupidest Things You Should Have Used on Tinder and It Is Fantastic
1	1 Vote	5 Most Unintentionally Depressing Pro Wrestling Gimmicks
1	1 Vote	Björk, Lykke Li, Patti Smith to Play a Drunk, Asexual Nanny Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Better Than Ever Wonder Woman Celebrates Victory With Sex in Van Lucky to Be With Her 87-Year-Old Lover
1	1 Vote	How One Cruddy DJ Can Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Pilots Say Poll Shows Public Want Strict Curbs on Flying Drones in Cities XXL

—	1 Vote	Neo, You Can Go Back to Normal?
—	1 Vote	A Great Error: How Biden Used a Sex Toy in Anus
—	1 Vote	Tim Cook Up to Bullies
—	1 Vote	Truss: I Will Not Be Released From Russian Prison, Lawyer Says
—	1 Vote	First Lady Jill Biden Tests Negative for COVID-19, Plans to Processions, What Happens to Queen Elizabeth's Visits With Presidents Didn't Always Go as Planned
—	1 Vote	Major Credit Cards Stop Allowing Cards to Be on It, Get Off!

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