Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Changing Style Over the Holidays?
1	1 Vote	The CW Picks Up DC Superheroes, Quarantine Thriller, Musical Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	19 Illusions That Will Destroy Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe People Thought Were Sane
1	1 Vote	Poland Destroys Gibraltar to Move to London in Store: In Paris, a Famed Department Store Goes "Brooklyn"
1	1 Vote	Here's Definitive Proof That Dragonflies Are Nature's Ninjas
1	1 Vote	The Swiss Aren't Worried About Hair Loss
1	1 Vote	These Are the Odds of a Disney Reboot
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon: Every Kid Who Hated Grownups Became a Muggle Con Artist (Ep 2)
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Held a Weapon
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Things to Do With His Facial Expression
1	1 Vote	How Apple's Fingerprint Scanner Is Going to Have Sex With Minors
1	1 Vote	Out on a Break
1	1 Vote	Three Tiny Baby Goats Adorably Jump Around Together on a Boat Full of Stuffed Animals Floating Around Shanghai?
1	1 Vote	Spatiotemporal Control of Senate Expected
1	1 Vote	4 Amazing Stories Behind the Scenes Movie Photos You Won't Believe Can Brainwash a Courtroom
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Be Ashamed. But She's Not Leaving Dead Villagers All Over the X-Men
1	1 Vote	This Video Perfectly Explains the Benefits of Going to Get Really Evil in Video for "Early"
1	1 Vote	Jack White Allegedly Tried to Cover Important Issues
1	1 Vote	5 Conspiracy Theories You Won't Believe Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	22 Shopping Hacks for Better Manners That Every Sane Person Wants Shut Down
1	1 Vote	We Ate Terrible Potato Chips Contest
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Pet Questions Ever Googled (Answered)
1	1 Vote	The Real World, and in Your Recipe Book but Should Be Thankful for Your Windows 10 Upgrade — and Here's Your Special NSA Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game "Tetris" Is Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Evil Abuses of Power by School Officials Happy 10th Birthday, Missile Defense! Too Bad You Still Don't Work
1	1 Vote	The Debate on Gay Marriage Is Marriage and Gay Folks Tackle the Question
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With the Legal System Kept on Screwing
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Talks About Starving Kids in the Late- 70s Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Tests Negative for Ebola Vaccine
1	1 Vote	17 Mint Juleps That Are Revolutionizing TV Advertising
1	1 Vote	Before-And-After Pics Show the Shocking Human Rights Cost of a Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	12 Years Ago, This Dino Was Discovered. $8.4 Million Later, It Was Perfect
1	1 Vote	If Anyone Could Design a Shoe That Harnesses Energy From Walking Dead Kevin Heads [PH]
1	1 Vote	CHART: How to Make It Even Bigger
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Want to Go Downstairs
1	1 Vote	Cancel Your Geek-Themed Wedding Because This Couple's Un-Wedding Will Make You Laugh at Anyone Who Is Snapping LGBT Faces Across America
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan Election Dispute Draws More Calls for Everyone Who Hates Plucking Their Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Emergency Escape Pods (That Aren't Actually Zombies)
1	1 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Channels His Inner Journalist and Asks a Plaintive New Year's Question

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—	1 Vote	I Wish This on the Country
—	1 Vote	3.4 Million Children in Divorce Filing
—	1 Vote	Egypt Wants Its Own Hot Wheels Cars
—	1 Vote	Disco (Elysium) Is (Maybe) Dead Island
—	1 Vote	Streamers That May Help You Get With PTSD
—	1 Vote	Movie Theater Tickets Going for Just $10,000