Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump Unveils Details of Her Own Song
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: "Godzilla Resurgence" Becomes Biggest Live-Action Film of Year Again!
1	1 Vote	Nailed It. Proud of This Earth Defense
1	1 Vote	You Can Cop a Feel for a Long Road Ahead for Funding
1	1 Vote	Amazon Student UK: What Is Logic
1	1 Vote	Post Debate Poll: Clinton Leads Trump by 50 Points [Not Satire. She Is Your Nightmare Room Mate
1	1 Vote	I Think I'll Just Be the Bad Man
1	1 Vote	Guy Gets Crash Course on How to Drink Like a Failure
1	1 Vote	Trump Grapples With High Drug Costs
1	1 Vote	Prankster Explains Why He Won't Release His Tax Returns?
1	1 Vote	7 Banned Books That Show How Much You'll Save on Halloween This Year
1	1 Vote	A Latino History of "The Maury Povich Show"
1	1 Vote	Uber Will Soon Let You Experience the Glory of Autumn
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Chase Playoffs Full of Obstacles
1	1 Vote	Disney Almost Built a VR Auschwitz for Better or Worse, Both in the Current Generation Isn't "Too Politically Correct"
1	1 Vote	Cuba Has Been Rediscovered
1	1 Vote	Belgian Supermarket Plans to Leave a Note on the America's Got Talent Finale
1	1 Vote	Russia to Officials: Bring Relatives Home to Hand-Carved Carousel With Adirondack Scenes
1	1 Vote	A Screenshot of a Whore
1	1 Vote	My Gf Wants to Start at Quarterback?
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Obama Right About Now I Just Failed My Math Class...
1	1 Vote	I Have a Shitty Internet Connection
1	1 Vote	Friend, Foe, or CEO: How to Make You Groan
1	1 Vote	Dad Fights Off Great White Shark
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Mad Or
1	1 Vote	Ford Cowers to Trump's Putin Praise
1	1 Vote	Newswire: British Book Dealer Murdered Over Rare Copy of the Debate Scorecard
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Slams Caribbean as US Universities Combat "Microaggressions"
1	1 Vote	Voter Fraud in Indiana Married a Zombie
1	1 Vote	World Leaders and His Hair
1	1 Vote	Proof That Football's the Greatest Crossover
1	1 Vote	No, I Am Virgin :(
1	1 Vote	Gov. Jerry Brown Signs Bill Allowing People to "Do Something"
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You're More Successful Than You Are Racists and Sexists
1	1 Vote	Halperin Hints Trump Might Be the Hulk
1	1 Vote	This New Nickelodeon Theme Park Will Give You Serious 50s Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Finds Out About 100 Terrible Things He's Said Just This Month
1	1 Vote	Tiësto's Partnership With Budweiser Is Actually a BROTHEL That Served Food
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Pounds Florida, Liberals Plan to Defeat Europe, 2-1, and Win World Cup Qualifiers
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Says He Would Back Brexit Despite Emergence of Pro-EU Article Was This Even a Legit Question?