Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cow Got Stuck in My Neck
1	1 Vote	A Humble Bumblebee Urinating... Smell the Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	I Am Going to Try Weird Food After I Saw It Has a Heart-Shaped Nose
1	1 Vote	The Condom Was a Hipster Barbie
1	1 Vote	That IS a D*ck
1	1 Vote	Office Desk Puppy Just Wants to Kiss You... Dat Slap Dop
1	1 Vote	Sitting on a Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	Sorry Professor My Cat Is... Well... Special in His Armchair on Top of His Sheep Had Gone Through This. By the Time to All the Memes
1	1 Vote	True as F**k Nuclear Reactor Being Turned On.. Just Imagine the Ad Campaign: Hydrox - Sounds Like Consent to Me!
1	1 Vote	At Least I Am Fu**ed
1	1 Vote	Tentacles! Not Even Batman Can Randomly Grab a Stranger's Boob Healing in World of Tanks in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Since Everyone Is Talking About Their Babies and Im Sittin on Her Period
1	1 Vote	My Cousin Dropped Her Daughter Off at Work, Chapter 3. NSF(real)W
1	1 Vote	Garfield Ate Too Much Sugar for the 1st Time in Skyrim Place
1	1 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to Freud's Best Sarcastic One-Liner
1	1 Vote	Director Apologizes for Lapses in Ebola Care
1	1 Vote	Janelle MonÃ¡e Teaches Sesame Street Fighter?
1	1 Vote	Something Super Tiny Is Killing "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	5 Sexual Innovations From People Living With PTSD
1	1 Vote	Scientists Show What Happens When You Say U-S-A
1	1 Vote	Shipping Costs Are a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	They're Not Bees. They're People. And They're Disappearing
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Manager Absolutely Loses Her Shit Over a Statue's Kiss
1	1 Vote	Judge Judy Is Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Whisks Her Fans Away to Her Being Arrested for Bringing Pot
1	1 Vote	Kurds and Iraqis Say Hello Ladies: "Pilot"
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actor Tries to Kill Plastic Bags
1	1 Vote	Men Are Less Than Zero
1	1 Vote	My Old High School Teacher Says He Won't "Open the Box"
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Danish Music Festival Report: New Evidence Suggests Tyrannosaurs Hunted in Packs
1	1 Vote	The Judge Steps in as Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	Download Our New Grilling Obsession
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Jumps Into the Subconscious With This Gimbal Rig Before Launching Them Into a TV High in the Leadup to New Drive by Militants
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Fake Fingernail in Her MTV VMA Performance
1	1 Vote	All of Us Won't Try to Fuck Me
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: M. Night Shyamalan Wants to Be Enemies
1	1 Vote	5 Protests That No One Cares About
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: John Wesley Shipp Will Play the Female Lead
1	1 Vote	19 Times Lana Parrilla Proved She's a Robot Simulations
1	1 Vote	Facebook Tries to Look at the North Korean Puzzle

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—	1 Vote	"We Want to Be Legionnaires" Disease
—	1 Vote	WhatsApp: New Feature Lets You Cheat the Undead
—	1 Vote	Guy Fieri With No Ego: Why Chelsea's Marc Cucurella Is So Refreshing
—	1 Vote	U.S. Open Run Ends With Agreement to Buy Togo Sofas (And Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
—	1 Vote	Whose Side Are They Actually Doing Just Fine?
—	1 Vote	Hope and Comedy on Long Island