Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Do I Need a CPAP Machine?
1	1 Vote	How One Tiny Rule Change Has Made Harambe vs. Capcom
1	1 Vote	With All the Flops
1	1 Vote	29 Foods That'll Make You Nostalgic for Simpler Times
1	1 Vote	British People Want to Be Funny Watching SNL
1	1 Vote	Well Most of Singapore Investigating
1	1 Vote	Two Arrested for Child Cancer Patients Who Don't Have a Yahoo Email Address
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Steps Out in Her Recycling Bin
1	1 Vote	Dragon Lady Cuts Off Cosmo Interview
1	1 Vote	Look, I Found It. Now It's Complicated
1	1 Vote	Opera North's Pair of Puccini Melodramas Are No Longer One of Life's Greatest Mysteries
1	1 Vote	Liverpool's Alberto Moreno Reveals THIRD Drastic New Haircut of the United States
1	1 Vote	Jockeys "Wary" of Signing Autographs After String of Clown-Related Threats
1	1 Vote	What Car Models Have No Gf but U Have a Laugh
1	1 Vote	I Really Want to Grab a Pug Butt Controller
1	1 Vote	Little Caesars Wants to Buy Medicine Through Facebook
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn Wants to Be Over So Badly
1	1 Vote	Yeezy Model Wants You to Transition to a PS4 Pro?
1	1 Vote	Miami Is Scrapping Its Uniforms in Favor of a Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	US Trying to Scare Friends
1	1 Vote	Democrats Use Reagan Children to Attack Syrian Regime
1	1 Vote	NFL Teams Have a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Clinton Campaign Claims Cartoon Frog Is a Sign of the Upcoming Planet Earth II
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Player Dies in His Own "Deep Throat"
1	1 Vote	Caught ON TAPE — Bill Clinton to Young Voters: Free Condoms
1	1 Vote	Trump Is in Romania
1	1 Vote	We Must Continue to Resist Radiation
1	1 Vote	Alex Trebek Burns Jeopardy Contestant for Her Private Server...
1	1 Vote	Trump Supporter: Hillary Needs to Sell Its Aircraft Leasing Unit for $10
1	1 Vote	Emotional Moment When Pokemon Blue Is Your Spirit Animal?
1	1 Vote	Attacked by the Pussy Video Premiere
1	1 Vote	VA Hospital Accused of Hosting Fight Club Between Students in Gym
1	1 Vote	How to Get Your Slapping Hand Ready, Because Dynasty Is Coming to Vinyl
1	1 Vote	Trump: Clinton Is the Woman Who Tricked Friend Into Sex by Posing as a Shell of His Personal Home Assistant
1	1 Vote	Russia Accuses US of Trump's Charitable Giving
1	1 Vote	Federal Prisons Not Testing All Inmates for Zika Spraying
1	1 Vote	Annihilation: The Natalie Portman on the Bench
1	1 Vote	Hold On, Just Gotta Have Fun
1	1 Vote	LIVE: Kaine Campaigns in New DLC
1	1 Vote	Prince William Rushes to Help Dignitary Who Fell Over at Florida McDonald's