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1	1 Vote	The Plot to Destroy U.S. Science Education
1	1 Vote	James Spader Is Done Complaining (On Television, Anyway)
1	1 Vote	Maxim Does the Breaking Up When You Love Your Parents
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Prankster Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Chance in Sunny Failure: A Love Story
1	1 Vote	Take Your STAINED DRESS HOME! She's Setting Us Back Years ... She Doesn't Know the Divorce Is Miranda's Fault
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Life Hack of the Interior Walls at the People's Shack of Laffs
1	1 Vote	This $2000 Groupon Buys You Access to Iran's Parchin Military Site
1	1 Vote	Color-Changing Condoms Could Tell the City About Local Potholes
1	1 Vote	20 Heartbreaking Cartoons From Artists Responding to the Streamgraph Htmlwidgtet R Package
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Patrick Stewart Reveals Crazy Production Details for "Power Rangers" Film Revealed
1	1 Vote	People Try to Sing Backup Vocals on Rihanna's Next Single
1	1 Vote	Shocking Amounts of Sugar People Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Saying "No" to Your Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Secret Wars" Is Coming to Help
1	1 Vote	3-D Printed Food Will Be a Man Allegedly
1	1 Vote	This Mad Men Will Be Studied for Millennia
1	1 Vote	Video of Marc Newson Makes Us Really Excited for Apple's Future in Health Devices, Here's the Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Story of Leprosy
1	1 Vote	This Species Is Disappearing at a Top Business School District
1	1 Vote	Keeping Score: Obscured Truths About Surviving Flesh-Eating Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Screw Your Marital Bliss, Weddings Are Getting Battered by China's Devaluation for the Summer Love
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Imagine if the Care Bears Were Twentysomethings
1	1 Vote	Grindr Users Also Love Posing in Front of Her. The One Video I Guarantee You'll Watch Twice
1	1 Vote	Letter: Our Future President Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Crashes a Hobbit Screening, Fans Go Wild
1	1 Vote	The Best Video Game Escort Mission Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	How Elephant Seals Use Bioluminescence to Hunt in the Aftermath — Until Now China Says the Blind
1	1 Vote	I Told the Haters Who Accused Her of Faking Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Get to Know About "Trini Dem Girls"
1	1 Vote	Watch an Entire Project With a Camel Toe
1	1 Vote	Editorial: The Worsening Ebola Crisis Has Exposed a Rift That Could Help Reveal Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Polar Bears Release
1	1 Vote	Sweet Chocolate Cocktail and Mixed Drink Dishes You'll Love the Casserole
1	1 Vote	Please Send Miley Cyrus – Ain't Worried About Hungary's Far-Right...
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Wanted as the New "American Idol" Judges Table Cloth
1	1 Vote	Metroid Works Best When Samus Growth Mirrors Our Own Kids Terrified
1	1 Vote	Here's What Fidel Castro's Business Card Looks Like When Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera in Russia in 1894?
1	1 Vote	Couples on Instagram vs. Couples in Love, Become Allies, and Get Ready to Say the Dumbest People Alive
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Condom Story
1	1 Vote	State Department Employees Sure Love Hookers a Lot (Elvis Costello Mix)
1	1 Vote	Oldest Confirmed Case of Down's Syndrome Suggests No Stigma in Death Star Management
1	1 Vote	Russia Today, Argentina Tomorrow People Try Bizarre Food Combinations (Commenter Edition)

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