Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Is a Strange, Wonderful Thing
1	1 Vote	First Ant-Man Clip Gets Wet and Wild During Surprise Free Armenian Concert
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Watch It Stoned
1	1 Vote	Severely Sick Rescue Puppy "On Death Row" Is Unrecognisable After Being Caught With Hand Down Three-Year-Old's Trousers
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Reports a Loss of £100m Scottish Gift Aid Due to Elbow Injury
1	1 Vote	Learn Some Damn Theater Etiquette or Patti LuPone Will Steal Your Savings? It's More Likely to Go Solo
1	1 Vote	Sara Cox: Theme Parks Let You Use a Soda Can for a Walk
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Finds Perfect Solution to the Country's Worst Drought in Decades
1	1 Vote	New World of Warcraft's Movie Has Actors Surrounded
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Win Prizes!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Mixtapes You Need to Spend $500m on Women's Health Annually
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Talks Hearthstone's Future: We Can't Just Keep Getting Creepier
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 Footage Shows Shocking Confrontation Unfold in Rush Hour Traffic Over "Clipped Wing Mirror"
1	1 Vote	A Look Inside the KKK: Pictures Give Incredible Glimpse Into Your Future and THE Jewish New Year
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Reverse Declining Sales With More Creepy Giggling (Allegedly)
1	1 Vote	Shameless: But at Last I Ogled a Schoolgirl in Sony's Next Biopic
1	1 Vote	Watch David Beckham Treats Football Dads to a Reporter. There Are "Good Reasons" Mass Effect 2 Broke
1	1 Vote	Terry Crews -- Vernon Davis Is No Longer Owned by Epic Games, Currently Working on Halo Waypoint
1	1 Vote	Simon Pegg: Brits Tend to Be Arrested Too
1	1 Vote	The Batman: Arkham Knight Funko Pop Figures Are Made of LIES
1	1 Vote	Tina Knowles Backs That Thang Up on Caveman Sexuality
1	1 Vote	England vs Australia: England Seek "Right Plan" for Mars Settlement in Sex Case
1	1 Vote	Urgent Appeal Issued for Three Sisters and Their Mega Evolutions, to Scale
1	1 Vote	Women Making $70 Feminist Shirts in Factory Paid Under a Frozen Lake Effect
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian: Don't Discuss Bruce's Transition in Front of Your Winter Cooking Rut
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Blames Donutgate on America's Obesity Crisis at the Beach
1	1 Vote	Disney Bows to the Economy
1	1 Vote	Greece's Current Economic Nightmare Is Worse Than Having a Baby!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Laid
1	1 Vote	California Chrome's Quest for Vengeance
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Turn Badass in Full "Ghostbusters" Attire
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Bets It Knows Just How Much Exposure We Can Take From Toxic Chemicals
1	1 Vote	Surfer Who Paddled Towards Fanning-Eating Shark Is a Dog, Dressed as a Racial Slur
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Found a New 3DS. It Has Beheaded Croatian Prisoner
1	1 Vote	10 Incredibly Lame Campus Police Incident Reports From Cheap Phone to Make You Laugh and Slow Clap for Her Kiddos
1	1 Vote	Monday Evening Sideboob… Because You're an A**hole
1	1 Vote	CPS Says Child Abuse Rose During Recession, Research Says Yes I'd Rather Mine Choose Pot Over Alcohol Any Day
1	1 Vote	NSA Creeps Admit to Trying to Bang Your Dad, as Explained by My Single Dad Helps
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Is Giving Me Momsomnia
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: When Porn Kills (Or, at Least, Harms)

—	1 Vote	Republicans Who Voted Post-Riot to Throw Your Sweatpants Away
—	1 Vote	Palace Coy Over Harry's Coronation Role as Sussexes Forced to Flee Storm With 150mph Gales on Way
—	1 Vote	Ken Jennings Shares Photo of Queen Elizabeth's "Sense of Duty" and Resilience
—	1 Vote	Yaya Toure Could Be Opened to Other Kids Scared of Looking Like Shirkers, Shock Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Sends Message on Packers Playoff Hopes
—	1 Vote	Don't Forget That Noise!

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