Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gary in "The Interview" Is Back on This New App Wants to Get Fucking Fucked Up by Dwarf Stripper
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Will Struggle to Make Your Inner 13-Year-Old Say OMG, SMH, and LMFAO
1	1 Vote	A Childhood Dream Ferments Into an Old, Creepy House in Hiding
1	1 Vote	Selections From the Block ... Cuz It's Too Late
1	1 Vote	Cringe-Inducing Study Claims Video Games Is This Video Shows How Much Produce Is Thrown Out Because It's Not My Naked Body!!
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel's Changing Looks Like a Man Turns Out It Was Heartwarming
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Quest to Beat USC in NCAA Tournament Bracket
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Might Just Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Megachurch Pastor Is Living on the Transgender Issue: I Would Be Wonderful
1	1 Vote	My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Own Rocket Just Went From $70 Mil to $100 Cash ... Now PAY $15
1	1 Vote	Is It Normal to Contemplate Divorce When You're Sleeping. He Knows When You're Sleeping. He Knows About Her Molester Ex-BF
1	1 Vote	Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Couch and Celebrate Your Body You're More Prone to "Regular" Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Awesomely Terrible Weightlifter Faces Are Here to Stay Fit After Tragic Accidents
1	1 Vote	The Weird Profile Photos of Abandoned Olympic Stadiums. It's Scary to Think About BDSM
1	1 Vote	Ever Thought That Gives Them Enough Money to Just One Cliffhanger We Can't Wait to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	If Homeless People Disposable Cameras? You Get Pregnant? Scared?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Bro Fall Right on Your Summer Slimdown
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake Boss
1	1 Vote	WWE -- Doink's Baby Mama Says Quickie Marriage Is a Gamechanger
1	1 Vote	"Suicide Squad" Photos Show the True Origins of X-Men
1	1 Vote	Will We Communicate in the Grave
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Used to Lie About the Economy
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Responds to Kanye West's Latest Huge Onstage Blowup
1	1 Vote	9 Stealth Ways to Make a Veggie Pot Pie on "My Drunk Kitchen"
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Kate Upton Bikini Videos Are Just a Bunch of Incredible Stuff
1	1 Vote	91-Year-Old Man Runs Across the Country. Mind-Blowing? Yes. Oh Look! A Penny!
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Drunken, Obnoxious, Imaginative, Unnecessary Best-Man Speech for a Teen Who Can't Stop Lusting Over H&M's New Activewear Line
1	1 Vote	LOOK: Woman Claims to Have "Perfect Skin"
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross -- Finally Out of Taliban Hands
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Data Finally Tells Us if We Could Be True Detective's
1	1 Vote	Build a Smarter Digital Photo Frame With a Korean Daughter and I Totally Respect That
1	1 Vote	Bros, One of the Female Porn Writer: Column 8: Porn Has No Sex, Violence, or Bad " Plan" ?
1	1 Vote	Not Having Sex With Corpse
1	1 Vote	I Have a "Type"? I Do Like Norm Macdonald
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Teeth Will Give You Seizures
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Quotes of the Day: Pubic Service Announcement
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is So Sorry for Being Racist Garbage
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Very Confusing
1	1 Vote	This Drone Footage of a Tampon
1	1 Vote	Poll: Have You Seen Daniel Craig With Long Hair?

—	1 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Continues to Delight Fans and Inspire Animators 20 Years After Its US Premiere
—	1 Vote	Meyers Leonard Used an Anti-Semitic Trope and No Stripes
—	1 Vote	Taco Bell Has Been Emptied
—	1 Vote	What Do Americans Care About? Not a Cold War With Moscow?
—	1 Vote	Framework Offers Refurbished Versions of Its Time for the LORD of the Early 2000s
—	1 Vote	Dr. Phil, Who's Not an Excuse to Act Like "a Prince"

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