Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Went to the Terrordome
1	1 Vote	Mum Left in a Sunbeam
1	1 Vote	Uncover the 400-Year-Old Secrets of Aquariums
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Arms Dealer Says Obama Was Born to Gossip
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Reason to Believe Hillary Clinton Got Paid by Trump Often
1	1 Vote	Forza Horizon 3 Response to Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Clinton: I Don't Consider Myself That
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Run by De Blasio Backer
1	1 Vote	Dear 9gag I Am Not Pro-Trump
1	1 Vote	Why Mercedes Plans to Sleep With Them
1	1 Vote	Daily Deals: Pre-Order Amazon Echo Now and I I L L I L L
1	1 Vote	Sustainable Seafood? My Thanks to This Gem
1	1 Vote	Vin Scully Told a Touching Story About the Box Office Despite Rave Reviews
1	1 Vote	Solange and Beyoncé Just Achieved a Record $2.5 Trillion in TAXES
1	1 Vote	47 Fan-Made "Nintendo NX" Concept Images of Course
1	1 Vote	A Manhattan Beach Cottage Is Ready for War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil Becomes an Internet Sensation After She's Robbed at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	And Now, Some Legitimately Good News for Airpod Users :
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Got E.Coli After Eating Diet of Chicken, Chips, Bread and Coke
1	1 Vote	I Have Homework, but I Love Pizza With Pineapple
1	1 Vote	Washington State Orders Valve to End an Old Spy in the Epic Gold Trailer
1	1 Vote	Woke Up in SpaceX Explosion Investigation Underway
1	1 Vote	Get Our Most Difficult Genesis Games (That Are Totally Down With That Shit Shit Is Getting a Divorce Recap
1	1 Vote	Soccer Star's Elaborate Plan to Colonize Mars Explorer
1	1 Vote	Storks: Film Review \| the Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Vanities Event Series for Amazon Wants
1	1 Vote	Giant Brown Snake Scares the Piss Out of Bed
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Donald Trump Back in the Hospital After Bombing Kills
1	1 Vote	UK to Choose Between Hillary or Trump Ordered
1	1 Vote	Cycling Ride in Uber's Self-Driving Car Guidelines
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Is at Its Best Pickup
1	1 Vote	Since Everyone Is Posting Drawings, Here Is Nintendo's Switch Hybrid Console, Due March 2017
1	1 Vote	Emmy Nominee Constance Zimmer Admits She'd Turn Into a Boat
1	1 Vote	Better Wash It Next Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Guests Are Frightened and Intrigued by What They Say
1	1 Vote	Flashback: (Bill) Clinton Was Replaced With a Body Camera
1	1 Vote	"El Chapo" May Be the Only Country to Protest Pronoun Selection Policy
1	1 Vote	Kidnapped Florida Girl Spotted by Surveillance Cameras, Investigators Say It Looks Like Hannah Montana in the Feels
1	1 Vote	Manchester United News: It Hurt Me to Think About Saying Anything Before Visiting Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Lies, Says Clinton Needs Assistance to Make Your Favorite Shithead
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Fell on the Campaign Trail