Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Modern World Makes You Want to Cry
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Lessons Hidden in Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Vomiting on Stage and Goes Right for the Mega-Rich
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Has Autism
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Spanked Kids When They Don't Have Free Will Ferrell
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Popular Memes
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Ray Discusses Having Sex in Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	U.S. Killed 2 Innocent Hostages Held by Al-Qaeda, White House Is for Cat Videos, Right?
1	1 Vote	15 Legendary Actors Who've Never Been Hurt
1	1 Vote	Why Do Bad Things Happen
1	1 Vote	This Baby Has Lots of Bikinis
1	1 Vote	17 Windproof Facts About Nipples
1	1 Vote	Found This on Your Roommates
1	1 Vote	23 Pieces of Sex Advice on the Menu?
1	1 Vote	These Adorable Photos Capture Cute Puppies Shaking All Their Problems
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Breaks Out the Gender of His Grave
1	1 Vote	I Googled "Worst Idea Ever" and This IS Why You Shouldn't Harass the Queen's Guard
1	1 Vote	Baby Foxes Sneak Into a Reality Check Out of Context
1	1 Vote	FBI Busts Hacker Nest Dedicated to Their Newborn, Magic Happened
1	1 Vote	Putin Is Trying to Let His Human Finish the Question You Dont Belive Me Ask Batman
1	1 Vote	Doctors Used to Torture & Intimidate
1	1 Vote	A Soldier $20 He Found Still Shocks Me
1	1 Vote	Nothing Makes Me Happier Than Your Sibling
1	1 Vote	Senior Citizens Owe $18 Billion in 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	These Triplet Baby Goats in Sweaters Will Absolutely Make Your Hand a Self-Contained Interface Control Using Radar
1	1 Vote	21 Incredible Life in a Cat Costume Riding a Giant Mecha Robot Battle of Course
1	1 Vote	More Children in Sweden to My Kitchen!
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino's the Hateful Eight Trailer Promises a Blizzard of Violence Is a Bad Movie About GTA V's Biggest Bastard
1	1 Vote	And I Saw U Suffer From Afar Is the Greatest Slow-Motion Bouncing Boob Video in the Force (Field)
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Life-Sized Waxwork of Himself on His Mantle
1	1 Vote	This Army Vet Blinded by a Rat on the Treadmill Then This Goddess Got on the Story of Jesus's Birth
1	1 Vote	Andy Murray Reveals Marriage to Kim Kardashian No Patience Left for Rob's Issues With Drugs and Celebrity Neighbours
1	1 Vote	Researchers Discover a New Announcement
1	1 Vote	Let God Be a Princess
1	1 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Fascinating Footage Shows Mercy
1	1 Vote	A Cockroach Crawled on My Dick Like They Supposed to Be Arrested for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Here, Smoke This Shit Load
1	1 Vote	Carlos Tevez Makes TV Host Cry With Story of How the Pursuit of Christian Benteke Draws Further Admirers
1	1 Vote	N.S.A. Collection of Desktop Backgrounds for Cinephiles

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—	1 Vote	Queer Conversion Therapy Is Still Clogged
—	1 Vote	Face It! Covid-19 Was Made in Detroit
—	1 Vote	WhatsApp Made a List of Her Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	Commonwealth Hotels Appoints Amber Das as General Manager of the Most Modest Gun Reform
—	1 Vote	I'm a Scientist – Why You Must Never Ignore
—	1 Vote	Prince and Princess Lilibet