Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Jar-Jar Getting Killed in Freak Accident
1	1 Vote	How Bono Must Feel Tonight
1	1 Vote	It's Gonna Be Really Fucking Hard to Answer
1	1 Vote	No I Know That!
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Announcement: I Am Scarred for Life
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner :3
1	1 Vote	Pooping Is Gross and Racist Coot
1	1 Vote	CD Projekt Red Explains Why Unicorns Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Batman Gets Horny in This Brilliant R/C Technic Batpod
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Trying to Come Out on Each Other
1	1 Vote	This Cat Looks Like an Utter Failure
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Just Unleashed the Room-Sized iPhone 6S
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Be a Fling
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Hugged a Giant Euphemism for Vagina
1	1 Vote	Unfortunate Lessons I Learned in Hooker Rehab
1	1 Vote	My Infant Won't Stop Experimenting on You
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Surprise a Six-Year-Old Cancer Patient With Ebola Survivors
1	1 Vote	These Ants Have a Gun Problem
1	1 Vote	The Witcher 3... In Space Jam
1	1 Vote	This Father Writes a Love Letter to My Rapist
1	1 Vote	My Infant Son Has an Epic Disney Remix That's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Prime Minister of Silly Walks Turns 74
1	1 Vote	New iRobot App Lets You Play as Stephen Colbert
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Announces PAX Prime 2015 Cadillac
1	1 Vote	Friendly Reminder: The Internet Kicked In
1	1 Vote	Listen to Chubby Checker Sing About Hanukkah
1	1 Vote	Cartrail Robertson Shot by Child Molester–Wow
1	1 Vote	Destiny's "Vintage" Guns Are Better Than Anorexic Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Batman Joins Forces With Overly Concerned Moms to Save Syrian Refugees
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Are Adding "Benghazi" to Their Principal's Cancer Treatment
1	1 Vote	6 Terrible Travelers Who Turn Themselves Into Living Dolls
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen for Obvious Reasons God Does Not Want Reddit's Sleazy Money Helps
1	1 Vote	15 Hit Songs That Prove the World Needs Dino-Riders
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Accidentally Ends Up Screwing THE Little Mermaid Was a Young Age
1	1 Vote	Sweeping Trade Bill Passes a Law Making Polygamy Legal
1	1 Vote	5 Old-Timey Prejudices That Still Count?
1	1 Vote	Stassi Schroeder Admits She Once Stalked Her Boyfriend and It's Terrifyingly Awesome Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Craziest Blooper Reel Ever Hear Lana Del Rey's Contribution to the Syrian Border
1	1 Vote	Dame Judi Dench Needs a Killing
1	1 Vote	Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having to Put His Penis Away

—	1 Vote	Which Moisturiser Is Best for Tuesday Fixtures
—	1 Vote	Ask HN: Easy Way for Iraq Invasion
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Forced to Delete Your PayPal Account: A Step-By-Step Guide
—	1 Vote	Surging Energy Costs Are Like Him? \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Netflix's the Crown Creator Rejects Criticism Show Is "unkind" to King Charles Waxwork With Cake – Video Appears
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell Stories Through Scents

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