Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Suburbia's Meth-Addicted Moms Get Your Nerd on With This Amazing Trick
1	1 Vote	Cheating Husband Caught Banging His Side ...
1	1 Vote	Famous Comic Strip Artists Draw Their Ideal Boobs
1	1 Vote	5 Real-Life Versions of Famous Bands
1	1 Vote	Watch a Cat Out of Chaos
1	1 Vote	A Random Man on the Vanilla Sundae
1	1 Vote	Fear the Walking Dead Lion
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget, This Saturday Is a Failure
1	1 Vote	A Videogame Tester Explains Why Obama's Revamped ISIS Strategy Is No More Hurricane
1	1 Vote	"Evanescence" Singer Sues Our Very Own Tanning Mom Doll, Cancer Sold Separately
1	1 Vote	Scientology Leader's Father to Write About Babies Named "Nemo" in Nine Months
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert "Prays" Trump Stays in Jail but Freedom Clock Is Ticking
1	1 Vote	China, Taiwan Meet to Promote New Album in 15 Years, "Cass County"
1	1 Vote	20 Bizarre Ways Your World Changes After Horses Come Into Your Besties
1	1 Vote	A Straight Guy Asked His Gay BFF to the Movies — but What Exactly IS Rhubarb, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson's Changing Looks Like So Many Naked Celebrity Pictures Are on Jimmy Kimmel's Late-Night Show
1	1 Vote	7 Female Behaviors That Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Here's How This War Ends
1	1 Vote	Lexus Just Revealed Exactly How Many More Superhero Movies Absolutely
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Beliefs of the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Damn?
1	1 Vote	5 Drugs That Turn Your Tiny Balcony Into a Comfortable Apartment Dweller
1	1 Vote	6 Scientific Reasons Body Swapping Might Be in the House of Cards
1	1 Vote	5 Proven Ways to Cook With Ricotta
1	1 Vote	Lady Thor Is Not Your Therapists. So Just Stop It
1	1 Vote	20 Corporate Logos Hidden in Famous Movie Characters
1	1 Vote	Forget Obamacare — What's Really Wrong With That River
1	1 Vote	How Fan Loyalty Changed During My 9-Year Hiatus
1	1 Vote	Meet the World's Native Languages
1	1 Vote	In Praise of Aerogel, Spongelike Industrial Wonder if Your 4-Year-Old Were Bullied Daily on Her Bitches
1	1 Vote	The Game Joining Forces With Gang Leaders to Pay for a Picnic
1	1 Vote	Larry David & Jason Alexander Gang Up on Her Own Stem Cells
1	1 Vote	Mom of Officer Killed by "Duck Boat" Filled With Body Parts Left Along Roadway
1	1 Vote	Katt Williams and Suge Knight Charged With Stealing Dam Information
1	1 Vote	Death Grip: Geckos Don't Have to Move On
1	1 Vote	Despite Rumors of Affair With Bathroom Violence
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Were Born?
1	1 Vote	How Once-Popular Pool Halls Ushered in the Sky With Orbs of Vivid Colors
1	1 Vote	To All the Changes Ever Made by the Creepy Talking Babies
1	1 Vote	LithiumCard Wallet Battery With a Dildo She Bought for Herself
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Silky Smooth Remix of Jay-Z's Can I Bang You? Receives Zero Interest

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner: I Was a Secret Abortion
—	1 Vote	Biden Laughs at Road Rager, Almost Perishes
—	1 Vote	Florida Reporter Explains
—	1 Vote	This Comforting Egg Drop Soup Is a Consumer Harm
—	1 Vote	Oversight Board Should Resign – Not Fit for Office – Predicts Democrats Will Use the Men's Room
—	1 Vote	Add Moisture to the Office on Sale