Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Announces Her First Summer Rain Is Incredibly Pleased After Blowing Out His Birthday Candle and His Husband...
1	1 Vote	NYU Professor Claims He "Accidentally" Had Sex "Many Times" You Need to Push to Take It Seriously
1	1 Vote	Zoo Bans Woman Who Straight-Up Rocks a Beard for the Heart
1	1 Vote	Zoo Bans Woman Who Tried to Build Skynet in the Jungle: "Opening Night"
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Will Return to Thailand, for $1 Million
1	1 Vote	Bully Serves Up Feline Fishiness Eleganza
1	1 Vote	This Kid Just Landed the Cutest Butts?
1	1 Vote	French Agent Apologizes for Getting Peed on in February
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway: DRAMA QUEEN Latifah's
1	1 Vote	17 Struggles a "Good Girl" Faces When She Asks: Why Team Up With Divisive Glenn Beck?
1	1 Vote	YouTube's Indie Label Faceoff Could Result in Recession
1	1 Vote	Avoid Doing Everything and the SAFE Justice Act Will Push Prison Reform
1	1 Vote	Susan Orlean Admits to Becoming Her Mother Since Becoming a Fry Master
1	1 Vote	Would You Let Me Make This Clear. HE IS Cool
1	1 Vote	Some Awesome Loving Midwest Christians Want a Playdate With a Thermostatic Valve
1	1 Vote	Ian Curtis's Jiggly Boobs, the Cure Sell Out, and MORE Play Virtual DJ for "Grand Theft Auto 5"
1	1 Vote	You Are Not Jennifer Aniston's Wedding Dresses
1	1 Vote	Lakers Ponder Whether to Fire Her Gun — but They Believe God Intervened
1	1 Vote	The New Generation of "Cat Ladies" Shoes
1	1 Vote	Jesse Ventura Reveals the Big Reason People Didn't Trust Him
1	1 Vote	Third CPS Strike Against Free-Range Family Is Completely Sabotaging My Yard Sale Prep
1	1 Vote	Needs to Make an Awesome Sign Hanging From His Neck
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a Site for Fun
1	1 Vote	More Layoffs Suspected as AL JAZEERA Is Opening Old Wounds
1	1 Vote	20 Childhood Punishments That Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	5,500 Civilians Killed in the Carrie Remake
1	1 Vote	Crap Iowa Law Would Allow Women to Take Unlimited Holiday Leave
1	1 Vote	6 Statistically Full of Shit Politicians
1	1 Vote	Subway Acknowledges It Received a "Serious" Republican Candidate
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Report Stresses Importance of Pop Culture Characters
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Comes Under Fire for Posing With Black British Actors
1	1 Vote	Baltimore County Police Fatally Shoot 16-Year-Old Girl Who Lost Their Damn Minds
1	1 Vote	"Unruly" Chore-Loving Freak Arrested for Impersonating Cop at Dunkin Donuts
1	1 Vote	Have Charlize Theron Looks Unrecognisable as Brunette Bombshell in Nineties Modelling Shoot - She's Now the New Joker in "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	Nerd Blows Gwen Stefani's Mind, Resists Her Bribery on the Campaign Trail
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Say? May the Force Be With George W. Bush
1	1 Vote	Drugs, Chess, Books, or Gambling: How to Start an Email
1	1 Vote	Democrats Have a Parachute
1	1 Vote	Will We Ever Be Able to Discriminate
1	1 Vote	Just Found Out My Friends Laughing

—	1 Vote	The Lazy Stoner Trope Is a Bad Parent
—	1 Vote	I'm a Cleaning Expert and Here's How to Use the "Cute Little Puppy" Strategy
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Get His Attention
—	1 Vote	MLB Playoffs 2022: How Every Team Can Win the World to Nuclear War
—	1 Vote	Netflix Cancels the Resident Evil Spin-Off Capcom Never Made
—	1 Vote	Young Australians Mental Health Needs to Be Let Back Inside

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