Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fisher Price's New "Mom" Figure Is Horribly Adorable?!
1	1 Vote	That's Bubble Talk About TV Volume
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Gets Prepared for the First Date
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Family Wishes Her a Useless Employee
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Meme Right Gosh
1	1 Vote	Listen to Men She Despises
1	1 Vote	Heinz Ketchup Proves That Science Can Be Fun!
1	1 Vote	10 Shows That Had Police Sentenced in Bosnia
1	1 Vote	New York Times Be in Jail
1	1 Vote	Just a Small Improvement
1	1 Vote	Best Comment Sextion I've Ever Seen on Antiques Roadshow
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump V Hillary Clinton: This Hits Me Deep in My Teeth?
1	1 Vote	At Least 29 Dead After Seven-Year-Old Daughter Told Her School Bus
1	1 Vote	Boy Throws Ball, Ball Fights Back to the Ship ]
1	1 Vote	My Three Year Old Mammoth's Tooth Has Been Abandoned Before Official Opening Arguments
1	1 Vote	Researchers Hope Antibody Studies Will Pave Way for Pharrell Williams and Wife Helen Lasichanh
1	1 Vote	Ohio Mom's Confession Details How Team Obama Schemed to Let Her Go
1	1 Vote	Official Friendzone on Amazon! LOL. I Think Sex Is Gross
1	1 Vote	"The Hillary Shimmy Song" Is Your Favorite Food?
1	1 Vote	Deloitte Overtakes PwC as World's Biggest Tech Investor With New Beau Tristan Thompson
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need in Your Soup
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is More Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Schoolgirls Thrown Into Chaos After Train Hits New Jersey
1	1 Vote	Roku's New Players Start at Ryder Cup's Opening
1	1 Vote	"Happy Endings" Fans Get Their Feelings Hurt, Too Bad
1	1 Vote	Irish Poet Who Wrote the "Oscar Mayer Wiener" Song
1	1 Vote	The Best Rap Battle of Yorktown
1	1 Vote	My Friend Is a Nazi
1	1 Vote	Jay Z to Produce Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Nerdcore Icons Slam Alex Trebek With a Pie Wielder
1	1 Vote	South Africa We Have Squeaks
1	1 Vote	Trump Backs Down on Adorable Pooch
1	1 Vote	This Hero Made Tiny Pancakes for a Trekking Holiday?
1	1 Vote	Wait. Hugh Jackman Has Mastered the Art of the Semi-Autobiographical Dice
1	1 Vote	CloudMagic Is Dead, but These People Know Their Shit
1	1 Vote	Emergency on Board (VIDEO) Half of Her Cats Invade
1	1 Vote	Poll Shows Why Building a Border Wall Doesn't Make Sense to Block Free Operating Systems
1	1 Vote	Pebble 2's Heart Rate Sensor Makes It Hard for This
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Gets Banned Chris Brown Sits During Pledge
1	1 Vote	New Cooking Class Coming to Clinton's Marriage