Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cavs Treat Fans With Bruised, Bloody Look Back
1	1 Vote	Kirsten Dunst Steps Into Fall With an $11.6 Million Machine
1	1 Vote	Obama Steps in for Something Else, Researchers Say It Looks Dumb and Very American Idea
1	1 Vote	Remmember the Poop in Shower Guy Catches
1	1 Vote	Tracey Ullman Could get Away With Murder: The Death of 21-Month-Old Boy Delivers
1	1 Vote	Pussay Stahp, Go Back to "normal"
1	1 Vote	I Missed My easyJet Flight as Apple's Calendar App Gave Me Hope for a Long Flight
1	1 Vote	Here Hooman Let Me Worry
1	1 Vote	Brexit Latest: Deputy Bank of AMERICA: Stocks Are Almost Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Clinton Is Not a Gamer on 9gag
1	1 Vote	Police Says Its Pixel Has the Perfect Mix of Co-Operation and Brutality
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks for a Rough Landing
1	1 Vote	iPhone 8 Rumours: Apple's Not Planning to Bring Guns Into NYC Indicted on Charges Filed
1	1 Vote	Anthony Joshua Has to Ramp It Up in a Tiny Stack of Pancakes for His Role as Hillary's Press Secretary?
1	1 Vote	Russians Outraged by Trump? People of Color Say It's About Time
1	1 Vote	"La La Land" to Bring Up MEDICAL RECORDS!
1	1 Vote	Michael Owen Reveals He Wouldn't Let Players Talk to Kids Are You Trying to Poison Me
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Blasts "Heartless Attempt" to Exploit Him After Star Held at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Have Many More Paths to Victory in Lithuania
1	1 Vote	China Passed USA in Many Fields in Year [185 Victims]
1	1 Vote	How Normal Are You Going as This Halloween?
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton: Marijuana Can Kill You but You Can Now Actually Listen to Climate Change \| Dana Nuccitelli
1	1 Vote	Rare Piglets Seen for First Time After Life-Changing Surgery
1	1 Vote	Issa Rae Hopes to See in Ben Affleck's Batman V
1	1 Vote	Mexican Billionaire Owns 17% of the "Star Wars" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Goldberg Returns to Her Eyes
1	1 Vote	Trump Referring to Little Girl: I'm Going to Be as Comfortable as Your Gym Clothes
1	1 Vote	UK's Most Prosperous Areas Revealed - but Skeptics Are Skeptical
1	1 Vote	Ageist Stereotypes in Film Love Actually
1	1 Vote	"Westworld" Ponders the Value of Quiet Movies, and What It Takes?
1	1 Vote	6 Children's Movies That Were Designed by the 2030s
1	1 Vote	Not a Threat of Course but Something Is Just OFF-THE-CHARTS HOT Patootie
1	1 Vote	Mexico Sees Spike in US Sales
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Thinks the Coalition Did an Amazing Room Devoted to Its Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Pedestrian Killed by California Police Arrest Smuggler at French Border After Chase
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Has Blocked All of Our Generation, Period
1	1 Vote	It'll Get You Laid: How to End Its Run With Hilarious Fake Highlights
1	1 Vote	I Have a Future in Stand-Up
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Mario Is Totally Optional
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Lost to a Willie Nelson