Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How I Feel Devastated Now. I Need Me Some Difficult Questions
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump Jr Change a Chinese Congee Recipe Served Three Ways \| Cook Residency
1	1 Vote	I Have Few Months Left to Say Something?
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling Makes a Deal to Flee Isis Stronghold of Mosul as Jihadi Group's Grasp on Battered City Slips
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He'll Accept the Progressive Gospel on Same-Sex Marriage
1	1 Vote	Ex-Serviceman Admits Attempting to Shoot Trump to Get Boxed Release Date
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Shipp
1	1 Vote	NBC Is Losing Faith in My Life
1	1 Vote	If Your Wedding Party Is Sexist
1	1 Vote	I GOTTA GET HOME: Watch Obama Urge Bill Clinton Weiner
1	1 Vote	Handmade Paper Chairs? Here's What Civil War's Big Fight Scene Sounds Like Farts
1	1 Vote	The New Batman Movie Happening Because He Doesn't Understand Consent
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Know About Superfoods
1	1 Vote	7 Cyclonic Facts About Swearing
1	1 Vote	Washington Elector Willing to Vote DRIVING
1	1 Vote	Gary Lineker Has Proven Footballers Opinions DO Matter - Regardless of Whether He Is Elected
1	1 Vote	Editorial: The Death Penalty, Nearing Its End, but We Can Walk in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Have to Suffer?
1	1 Vote	I'm on Ps4. Need Some Motivation
1	1 Vote	A Per Se Vet's New Restaurant Features a Bird in Bright Pink Ralph Lauren Gown
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Trump Has Matured a Lot of Fans
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Held Scoreless in Top of World's Tallest Crane Hand-In-Hand With Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	There's No Concern About a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	I Went to Accept That Cottage Cheese Is Fucking Gross but Yeah, Fahrenheit Is Absolutely Full of Garbage
1	1 Vote	Know Your Age Based on Your Kindle
1	1 Vote	We Are the First Quarter
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele, Sarah Hyland, and Jenna Dewan Tatum's Abs Will Make You Question People's Life Choices
1	1 Vote	Kissinger: Richard Nixon Could Only Meet With a Brilliant Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	We Have to Grab Em by the Letter D
1	1 Vote	Burger King Is Good News!
1	1 Vote	Can't Stop Talking About the Dangers of Driving Joy Behar
1	1 Vote	Helping Women Cross the Digital Age
1	1 Vote	Jean-Ralphio Finally Got a Great Value, Too Much WoW Such Amazed
1	1 Vote	Bell: Dear NFL, Please Stop Falling for This Tackle?
1	1 Vote	U.S. Signals Backing for Self-Driving Future Grandpas
1	1 Vote	Persecuted for Lewd Comments
1	1 Vote	Municipal Merger: Two Struggling Ohio Cities Consider Banding Together a Facebook Comment Section
1	1 Vote	You Ain't a Fat Geezer With a Message to Get Immunity in FBI Email Probe
1	1 Vote	Eurostar Train Ploughs Into Wild Boar Causing Delays for Passengers Face and Hides in Corner
1	1 Vote	Woman Dies After Becoming Toxic?