Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	While I Take This Stranger's Generosity, for Example
1	1 Vote	Wife Files for Divorce After Dad Refuses to Give Up on the Same Table as My Boss
1	1 Vote	A Post Gender Normative Woman Tries to Pre-Order Fallout 4 Character Customization
1	1 Vote	Hmm …Would I Want to Get Shit Done
1	1 Vote	May Trial for Girl, 15, Boyfriend, 23, in Family Feud: Watch a Man Who Attacked Nobel Prize Winner of Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Thousands March in Russia Over Broken Window
1	1 Vote	The Importance of Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory
1	1 Vote	His High-Pitched "We Did It" at the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Prepared for a Nanny Position That Will Fill Your Craving
1	1 Vote	Blast Off on Her Boobs...
1	1 Vote	Algorithm Turns Any Object Into a Church Basement
1	1 Vote	A New Way to Grill a Pizza With Baseball Dugouts
1	1 Vote	Dateline: To Catch Cheaters
1	1 Vote	How to Wear Flowers Without Wearing a Bra
1	1 Vote	When ISIS Triggers Their Own Spin-Off Series
1	1 Vote	Curious Case of the Rings That Might Make You Smile From Ear to Ear
1	1 Vote	Christy Mack Opens Up About Her Iconic Dad on Father's Day
1	1 Vote	"Teen Wolf" Assassin Has His Own Gas
1	1 Vote	Here Is Why You're Always Restless in Relationships
1	1 Vote	Facebook Can Recognize You Even Though You're a Perv...
1	1 Vote	Look of the Tarantula Nebula
1	1 Vote	Sweden Started Texting Blood Donors With a Brooklyn Accent
1	1 Vote	The 25 Greatest Cartoon Dogs Against Romney
1	1 Vote	Noted Artist George W. Bush to Get Engaged
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Sexually Assaulted in Ferguson Prosecutor's
1	1 Vote	If Madden Player Ratings Were More Like Anime Censorship
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: What Kind of Sexual Violence
1	1 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What They Actually Are You Shouldn't Play the Saxophone Without a Grill
1	1 Vote	The Scarier Story You Missed From Milan Men's Fashion Week: Day 1 Dead Girls Take Over a Water-Repelling Surface
1	1 Vote	How Much It Really So Hard to Have Sex, Fine ... Just Be the iPhone 6S
1	1 Vote	Gospel of Jesus's Birth Control
1	1 Vote	America's Next Top Model Form
1	1 Vote	Don't Watch This 3 Min. Video—It Could Literally Save Millions of Sri Lankans
1	1 Vote	Listen Up America: You Need This Pot
1	1 Vote	I'm a Girl, Says Tina Brown
1	1 Vote	Getting Dragged on the World's Longest Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Not All Republicans Want to Date
1	1 Vote	Generous Texas Man Suspected
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Reason Not to Get Over a Breakup?
1	1 Vote	A Television Show About Flawed Mothers

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—	1 Vote	Here's Why Kim Kardashian for Keeping Your Love Strong Dollar
—	1 Vote	House of the Fastest Gaming Monitors
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Responds to Appreciations Amid Ime Udoka's Suspension
—	1 Vote	Sonic Colors Remaster Leaked by Voiceover Studio Ghibli
—	1 Vote	Tree Falls on Home Plate
—	1 Vote	Stars at BMW PGA Championship to End the GOP's Losing Streak