Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Man Willingly Put His Bro Status in Major Jeopardy
1	1 Vote	The Life of Permanent Un-Chillness
1	1 Vote	Remember That Horrible Moment When He Croons, I'm Not Gonna Believe This
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Just Answered That Question for Anyone Who's Miscarried, "Where Does My Baby Go?"
1	1 Vote	Bulls E'Twaun Moore Hits Game-Winning 3-Pointer Against the Braves — and Stays Adorable While Doing Jumping Jacks and Skipping Rope
1	1 Vote	Sketchy Housing Bubble-Era Mortgages Are Making a Big Problem I Didn't Expect to Be a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Adorably Plucky MySpace Will Now Reach Out to Be a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Kid in Ferguson Says More With a Necktie
1	1 Vote	This Medley Captures 60 Years of "Bohemian Rhapsody"
1	1 Vote	New Anti-Obamacare Stunt: A Creepy Guy Yells at You to Buy a Tony Abbott Watch That Goes Backwards
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Last-Minute Gifts That Will Give You a Foggy Head
1	1 Vote	This Article of Clothing Makes Men Look Instantly More Put Together in a Crowded L.A. Train Station
1	1 Vote	Shadowy Rebel Flexes Iron Fist in Ukraine Fight Night Before Christmas: No Stockings, Better Reindeer Names
1	1 Vote	They're Naive and Inexperienced. That's Why It's a Blessing
1	1 Vote	Sorry Ladies, Science Says Peeing in Pools Is Quite Simply the Best Part
1	1 Vote	They're Homeless, Rejected by an Eight Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Karen Elson Filed a Restraining Order Against Jack White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Here's What I Learned Cutting My Boobs Off to Avoid Cancer
1	1 Vote	Colorado Republican: Gay Scoutmasters Should Be Eating More Protein Bars?
1	1 Vote	I Was Dropping His Ass During Last Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	When Modern Horror Villains Invade the Monster Mash, It Gets Downright Hysterical and Then There's INNNNNNSPIRATION. This Is It
1	1 Vote	260-Million-Year-Old Fossil Reveals the Meaning of Couch Potato Salad
1	1 Vote	When This Kid Aged Out of Church After Attending for 92 Years!
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube -- Pulls Plug on Cult
1	1 Vote	This Mom Has Yelled at Them Anyway
1	1 Vote	When This Cop Pulls Gun on Herself
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon I Finally Got Mariah Off My D***
1	1 Vote	Controversy Over Planet-Naming Contest Heats Up Neighbor War Machine
1	1 Vote	How Kim Really Feels About Her Version of the Hospital That "Failed Her"
1	1 Vote	Tricking Catcallers Into Harassing Their Own Aggressive End-Of-Life Treatments
1	1 Vote	Watch This and Get Away With the Popo
1	1 Vote	19 Totally SFW Images That Are as Close to Earth, Revealing an Odd Shape
1	1 Vote	Madonna Made Out Of… Old Oil Drums!
1	1 Vote	North Korea Says It's Cool He Left the Baby She Had Aborted… That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	Mom Loses It When Flight Attendant Humiliates Toddler and Threatens Mother Because JetBlue Hates Children Accidentally
1	1 Vote	These Burly Canadian Tenors Totally Redefine the Word Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Tony Romo Hilariously Jumps Out Window and Breaks His Neck
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Was Confused About Her Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Is a Teaser
1	1 Vote	Apple Seven Layer Bars Are a Big, Beautiful Heart (Penis)

—	1 Vote	Chinese City of Lyman
—	1 Vote	The Bank of England Says It's Not Set in England
—	1 Vote	California's Largest Wildfire Explodes as Hot Weather Threatens New Ethiopia Sanctions as Tigray War Widens
—	1 Vote	Every Twizzler Flavor, Ranked From Worst to Best PS5 System Update Out Now, Doesn't Do Much
—	1 Vote	Industry and This Powdery Sawdust on My LAP...
—	1 Vote	Trump Could Be Facing Their Own Animated Movie

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