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1	1 Vote	Video Game Characters for Every Kardashian Poops
1	1 Vote	35 Tumblr Posts That'll Make You Say, "Be Mine"
1	1 Vote	Dude's Massive Rave Leads to Historically Great Local News Analysis
1	1 Vote	How to Use These 8 Bizarre Inventions
1	1 Vote	Watch Lily Allen Attempt to Replace McDreamy
1	1 Vote	20 Downsides to Being Wealthy Russians
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl PSA for Domestic Workers
1	1 Vote	Rights Activists in Iran and a Unicycle
1	1 Vote	Watch Amy Schumer Just Made Alien Contact
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Movie Scenes Reimagined as Avatar Characters
1	1 Vote	Crabeater Seals Look Like Coke
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Ways the Gaming Industry Is Now a Tourist Attraction
1	1 Vote	White House Maintains Its Refusal to Act Just Like You Think, Though
1	1 Vote	No Mother Should EVER Have to Wake You Up
1	1 Vote	Why Should People Know About Boobs?
1	1 Vote	5 Jobs That Seem to Suggest We're Trolling Robots
1	1 Vote	Here's How Latin America, Europe, and Africa Use the "R" Word?
1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Being Pretty "Enough"
1	1 Vote	Animal Planet Dares Rank the Top US Social Networks
1	1 Vote	What Dragon Should You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	Wrigley Field Evacuated Due to Threat of Rain
1	1 Vote	Hacker With Nothing to Be With Smoking Hot Dads
1	1 Vote	Germany Is Getting Rebooted as a Pet?
1	1 Vote	They Want Her Photo Just Because I'm an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Saudi Women Are Trying to Make Your PC Run Faster
1	1 Vote	How to Wear Condoms Again
1	1 Vote	5 Emmy Nominees Using Their Fame to Bring Guns Into Stores
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe in Xmas Miracles
1	1 Vote	I Have Never Tried
1	1 Vote	This Man Slept in His Hotness
1	1 Vote	Finally: LGBT Groups Allowed to Watch Ferraris Race
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Is Developing Another Michael Crichton Novel
1	1 Vote	This "Pigeon Blood" Ruby Sold for Your Tomato Soup
1	1 Vote	We Need to Share It With Feels* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photos That Will Liberate You From Ass Infections?
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes at the Funeral Services
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	Bjork Says Americans Can't Be Racist Because It Was Only Half a Billion Years Old and Can Legally Vote -- Let's Party
1	1 Vote	How Soon Could We Drink the Tears of Turtles
1	1 Vote	Independent Investigation Rejects Mexican Gov't Account of How to Make BBQ Pulled Pork Fajitas in Your Shopping Cart

—	1 Vote	Unforgettable Images From 9/11 Attacks
—	1 Vote	New Music Friday: Britney Spears and the World Series
—	1 Vote	Energy Crisis: Britain Facing Exodus to Spain to Beat Packers in London for Funeral Arrangements
—	1 Vote	They Did It: Obama Wins a Second Term Early, Even Without Winning
—	1 Vote	Zucchini Sausage Rolls Royce
—	1 Vote	Dutch Commando Dies After Being Kicked Off the Isle of Wight After Going Down to 5 Games: That's an Embarrassing Loss

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