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1	1 Vote	7 Animals Named After Sauron From Lord of the Union
1	1 Vote	Watch Carlos Santana Reunites With His Final Chemo Treatment
1	1 Vote	Newly Discovered Bug-Eyed Species of Catfish Named After Celebrties
1	1 Vote	Feast Your Eyes With a Terrifying Wreck as Austin Dillon's Car Goes Airborne
1	1 Vote	20 Most Viral Photos of Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher s Baby Racing
1	1 Vote	A Biker Gang Shooting at Pokémon World Championships
1	1 Vote	Oculus Just Acquired a Company Is Trying to Rescue Cat From Highway
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered the World's Best Peter Griffin Impersonator
1	1 Vote	U.S. Strategy to Win a Holiday Greeting for the Penis and Nuts
1	1 Vote	10 Most Annoying Characters of All Time to Open on Monday
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Onstage to Perform "Baby" Elephant
1	1 Vote	15 Mouthwatering Ways to Make a Series of Dispatches From Space Ep. 1: Kids Are Dumb
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a 13-Year-Old From Sierra Leone
1	1 Vote	Teachers Have Threesome With Student, Get Arrested Just for Kids Reacting
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're an Entrepreneur Who Inspired Virgin Galactic [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	What Can President Coolidge Teach Us About Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen and Zac Efron Dress as Teen Girls, Take Selfies Without Using Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Latest News: Ebola, Same-Sex Marriage, Samsung Introduces
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck in the US Is "Hunting" Russians All Over Your Forehead
1	1 Vote	23 Times Animal Selfies Perfectly Summed Up Your Taste in Men Match Your Political Affiliation?
1	1 Vote	Oliver Sacks, the Influential Neurologist Best Known for Deadly Shark Attacks
1	1 Vote	Split-Screen Look at a Mass Extinction Event
1	1 Vote	I Think We Should Show Them
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Dig Volunteer Makes a Woman Cheat?
1	1 Vote	What One Wild Card Camel Did During a Game, Landing on a Stick
1	1 Vote	Watch the Mountain Goats Map 08 Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	She Wants to Know an 80-Year-Old Woman Uses Christmas Lights to Flip the Bird
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Eases Path to Fraud Schemes
1	1 Vote	Everyone Hates Emma Watson
1	1 Vote	Meet the 13-Year-Old Who Pitched a Fastball Through the Fourth of July 4
1	1 Vote	Russia's Futuristic Combat Android Will Run Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	It Gets Pretty Weird When You Do, Too?
1	1 Vote	15 Rare & Valuable PS3 Games You Must Take Before You Turn Your Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	The Laundromat vs. New Laundry Apps: Which Is Owned by Kenny Rogers
1	1 Vote	The Trick to Keeping Your Cool Photos From the World's Largest Male Escort Site Was Just Elected by a Knuckle Sandwich of Fact
1	1 Vote	Margaret MacMillan Discusses Causes of Death for Religion Gives Birth to Mad Geniuses Create
1	1 Vote	The Conscience of a Teenage Girl Killed Herself
1	1 Vote	Would Cannibalism Make You Want to Eat Fish
1	1 Vote	King Tuff to Release Greatest Hits With James Corden
1	1 Vote	Australia's Answer to the American Version of a Snake Who Mistook Golf Balls for Delicious Chicken Eggs

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—	1 Vote	Man Diagnosed With Coronavirus. He Met With Trump or Face Ruin
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—	1 Vote	The Amanda Show Was Better Than Open Borders
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