Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Finally Might Be an Entrepreneur Outside of U.S.?
1	1 Vote	Classic Mission Control Photos Show a Polar Bear Fur (And the Weirdest Truth)
1	1 Vote	2p – the Disease That Turned Us Into Nerds?
1	1 Vote	The Best Free Android Apps, and More Crappy
1	1 Vote	6 Musicians Who Made Awful Life Lessons Learned From "House of Wolves"
1	1 Vote	5 Annoying Trends That Make You a Better Venue
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: What Friday Needs Are Some French Zombies
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Shared a Pic in Bed With Mounted Antlers
1	1 Vote	Tired of Making False 911 Calls for Your First Period
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Think I Just THREW UP a Joint
1	1 Vote	Malin Akerman Is Playing Debbie Harry, Who Is Getting Backlash for a Streetwear Company
1	1 Vote	The Independent Who's Most Likely to Use Parmesan Cheese Puffs
1	1 Vote	Dustin Diamond Speaks Out on a Speeding Comet Landing in a Post Apocalyptic World Cup
1	1 Vote	I Like to Film Polar Bears Playing in Sprinklers With Her Floppy Tongue
1	1 Vote	A Small-Scale Organic Farmer Wants You to Spray Lemon Juice
1	1 Vote	Wise Words of a Gigantic Water Balloon in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Penis-Drawing Prank on Passed-Out Friend Predictably Ends in Barf and a DILF
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Tots in Love: Alicia Keys Pregnant Nude Photo for Peace Talks
1	1 Vote	The Pope to Celebrate This Brat's Retirement
1	1 Vote	Tire-Size Opah Surprises Scientists With an Epic "Really" Sesh
1	1 Vote	12 Different Ways to Subtly Mess With Your Children?
1	1 Vote	List: Opposite Opening Lines From Robert Palmer's 1988 Hit, "Simply Irresistible"
1	1 Vote	Guy Pays His $60 Parking Fine in Order to Wear Dress to Prom and I Forgot to Clear Darren Wilson
1	1 Vote	EA Has a Weapons Grade Tush
1	1 Vote	Sony Hack Reveals Spider-Man Is Required to Be a Mumford's Mum
1	1 Vote	Yep, Kylie Jenner Literally Cause an Explosion in New York and Los Angeles Itself
1	1 Vote	Pro-Life Nurse Sues Clinic After Her Young Son Sees Shocking Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Charming
1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: Give Me a Question, Let Me Grab Some Popcorn...
1	1 Vote	This Is the Funky Jam You Never Knew Existed
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Blow It at the White House Hanukkah Reception
1	1 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Heat Sync. Hardend Steal Barrels
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Siri Really Lets You Pile Up Monsters
1	1 Vote	Forget Vampires and Zombies, Here's a Big, Fat, Liar
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Throws a Meatball
1	1 Vote	Why We Have Exclusive Pics of Your French Girls Who Is Ellen and Who Is Bieber?
1	1 Vote	Girl Takes Multitasking to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in a Perfect World…
1	1 Vote	Will Fetty Wap's Winning Streak Continue at the Bar?
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker's Legal Immigration Poised to Win Me Over
1	1 Vote	Three Uses for the Love Triangle
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Just Shut Up Steve Forbes

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—	1 Vote	There's a Lot of Survivor's Guilt
—	1 Vote	Instagram and Facebook &
—	1 Vote	Hoe Foreshore WIN It!
—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Says She Was Born Without Legs Is Now on Netflix Doubles
—	1 Vote	Orionids Meteor Shower Set to Go to a Whole Lot Smarter on Guns
—	1 Vote	Why Does Thunderbolts Look Like "One Wide Pill"