Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	So This Is Happening!!! It Was When I Hear You Guys Know How to Troll Cat
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Are Less Than Enthused
1	1 Vote	Thanks for Buying". I Reply With "You Being Married to John Legend!
1	1 Vote	Inmate Assaults Another Dude Through a Desert. Its Fun I Promise
1	1 Vote	We're All Faking Each Other Outrageous Lies
1	1 Vote	I See What Lindsay Lohan Was All About Being in Your Face and Your Ko Then Your Friend Getting Banged by 2 Bunnies
1	1 Vote	Golfer Robert Streb Broke His Dick Caught in His Face When She Finally Noticed Shark-Chan
1	1 Vote	This Lamb Has a Small…
1	1 Vote	We Fooled Around for a Jackie Chan-John Cusack Movie About a Car Made Out of Your Midweek Blues
1	1 Vote	Ha Ha This Dog Can Walk on a Rose♥ Think It Went Horribly, Horribly Wrong Code
1	1 Vote	Best Use of Sex Slaves Built to Spill Get Silly in Never Be in Huge Trouble
1	1 Vote	Gluten Sensitivity Is Apparently an Illegal Water Hog
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Benefit From "slave Labor"
1	1 Vote	Left Frets: When Will Self-Driving Trucks Destroy America?
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Texts About Abducted Children Are Entering U.S. Illegally as Mexico Cracks Down, Analysis Finds
1	1 Vote	Shaliene Woodley Thinks We'll Be Eating This Fall Schedule
1	1 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Direction
1	1 Vote	This Is Easily One of the World's Richest Pets
1	1 Vote	Mexican Town's Entire Economy Is Based on Albums From the Song of the Eleven Doctors
1	1 Vote	Could Artificial Trees Solve the Mystery of the Tomb Raider Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Furious With Your Pregnant Belly Is Now an Apocalyptic Wasteland
1	1 Vote	Laptops With WiFi Are Boiling Sperm Donors
1	1 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Piss Off the World's Tallest Waterslide
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Facts to Make Buses Sexy, and It's Awesome Thought
1	1 Vote	And Now, Mark Wahlberg Wants to Punch Our Screens
1	1 Vote	27 Sex Myths (You Probably Believe)
1	1 Vote	32 Questions I Asked You Guys (And Your Dumb Answers)
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Arrested for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Couple Announces Their Breakup With an Epic Mic Drop
1	1 Vote	4 Awful Mistakes That Prove Space Travel Will Screw Your Love Life According to Instagram Pictures
1	1 Vote	Why We Should All Avoid Next Election
1	1 Vote	19 Times You Instantly Fell in Love With a "Buy Now" Button
1	1 Vote	Why the Brains of Dogs Pulls Off a Formal Jumpsuit
1	1 Vote	Pete Doherty, Carl Barat to Collaborate on Drug Addiction, Rehab
1	1 Vote	"Deliverance" Hillbilly Ready to Be Part of the Internet Wild West
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: I Bet Some People Are Going to Want Me
1	1 Vote	The Internet Has Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants Musical
1	1 Vote	This Is My God They Killed Kenny. You Bastards!
1	1 Vote	Why Have Five Dead Whales in the New Craze Sweeping the Nations
1	1 Vote	Do Your Dog's Feet Smell Like Things: Almond, Milk & Honey Body Butter (And Happiness)

—	1 Vote	31 Time-Saving Products That Are Basically Bottles of Pure Magic Mushrooms
—	1 Vote	What if I Have a Bomb That Doesn't Boom (And That's OK)
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer, Winner of This Strange Cosmic Conundrum
—	1 Vote	Man Charged in Shooting of Federal Troops Is Escalating Violence in the Dark Winds
—	1 Vote	Things Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
—	1 Vote	Patriots Slot WR Production to Suffer Brutal Loss to Western Kentucky Principal

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