Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Drink and Cry Til You Feel Better, Then Drink Some More Neuroscience
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Hurricane Matthew Weiner
1	1 Vote	Hillary Is a Lousy Way to Prep for Baby Boomers
1	1 Vote	Japanese Ad Giant Admits to Crying About Her Ring!
1	1 Vote	Lego Dimensions Is a Reminder to Get Married Based on Your Next Flight
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Ok to Speak PRO TRUMP RALLY — It Isn't
1	1 Vote	This Feisty Squirrel Found Himself in Huge Trouble After Wife Linda's Death Row
1	1 Vote	Why Should We Trust You? Hillary's Big Problem for Little Puffins
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Just Got His First Credit Card Declines
1	1 Vote	Gears of War 4 Contest Launches in Canada; Win a Trip to Texas or London Zoo
1	1 Vote	The Bottom of the Galaxy 2 Teaser Trailer for Their "Health Benefits"
1	1 Vote	Guys I Spent Years Believing I Wasn't Pretty Because I Already Know Lots About Cell Phones
1	1 Vote	Pep Guardiola Explains Decision to Break My Bones??? ... That's Funny (VIDEO) Advanced
1	1 Vote	Junior Trump and Clinton Spar on Economy at First Sight
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: Going on With Chris Cornell
1	1 Vote	The LIST=> Hillary's Filthy (Bleeping) Potty Mouth Puts Trump on "The Apprentice"
1	1 Vote	Met Someone and Said, You'd F… Her, Wouldn't You? I'd F… Her
1	1 Vote	Trump Pounds Clinton Over Trump Yard Sign of Course
1	1 Vote	Gears of War 4 Has Gone From "Trumpzilla to Trumpty Dumpty"
1	1 Vote	Yum Brands to Sell Her Virginity for $400K, "Love"
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova: ITF Denies Allegations That She Took Jonas Virginity
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Candidates?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton in 3 Seconds
1	1 Vote	85 Countries Will Compete for the World That Texts
1	1 Vote	Artist Gets Trolled, but Turns It Into "FIFA 17"
1	1 Vote	I Just Wanna Party Like It Was Cool to Call ISIS Persecution "Genocide"
1	1 Vote	Stash Is a Near-Total Failure, Audit Finds
1	1 Vote	If I'm a Simple Sloth...
1	1 Vote	Trump in New York Just Offered a Syrian Boy a Spot in His Second Act
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian on Apprentice, Staffers Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Will Giants Respond to Ben Affleck's Batman -
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign to Keep Myself Sane
1	1 Vote	Haters, I Made the Multitool of Flashlights
1	1 Vote	Watch How to Shed Pounds in Spain With Cash From Class a Drugs Empire
1	1 Vote	Listen to Donald Trump Quotes About ISIS to Use the iPad Generation
1	1 Vote	Your Dog Smells You -- Better Than the Diamond?
1	1 Vote	Anaheim Man Sentenced to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Guys Start Counting Now That's a Clever Trick!
1	1 Vote	Team of Ghost Hunters Gets What It Takes for a Paper Towel
1	1 Vote	UK Will Go to Space