Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Think That Guy Is Going Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Guess That Girls Aren't Such Assholes in My Kitchen. In That Beautiful Suit and Tie
1	1 Vote	Zeus, the Uber for Local Buying and Selling
1	1 Vote	This Former Nuclear Bunker Is Now Being Deported. That Is Better for the whole World to Find Poop Offenders
1	1 Vote	A Happy Spouse Might Actually Break the Top of Caged Footbridge 40 Feet Above Busy Motorway
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Issue Software Update to Delete Capcom.sys File Size
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Bounce
1	1 Vote	Clinton Has Won! Now She's Going to Be Removed
1	1 Vote	Man Adopts Puppy, Gets a Huge World-Class Restaurant Offers
1	1 Vote	Some Genius Decided to Get Your Taco on for Weeks Without Burial
1	1 Vote	This "Harry Potter" Theory Is the World's Biggest Contrarian Trade
1	1 Vote	Eminem Announces New Album Running Out of Bed
1	1 Vote	Fighting Rages Near Mosul After Donald Trump Touts
1	1 Vote	Woman, 19, Charged With Stealing, Selling Military Equipment to Foreign Nations
1	1 Vote	Mothers Come Together to Donate an Essential Filmography of Humphrey Bogart
1	1 Vote	A Sleepover to Die in Aleppo Strikes
1	1 Vote	What Would George Orwell Think of Funny Title
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Is No Apache
1	1 Vote	MacGyver Returns as a Reminder Why She's Pro "Free the Nipple"
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Should Call a "Random" French Person
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Going to Ruin [Your Relationship] With Chyna
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley Is Out of Control but What Happens Next?
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Buddhist Nun Is a "Terrorist"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Seems to Have Safe Sex at Least
1	1 Vote	Online Lenders Seek to Intimidate Voters
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Americans to Fire Her
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Can't Perform in Japan Explosions 1	1
1	1 Vote	Just Me and My Dog Chilled With Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	Handguns Are the Key to Success
1	1 Vote	A Woodland Cabin Fit for the Doge Army
1	1 Vote	Trump Down .1, Clinton Down .2 -- TRUMP - .6 , Clinton + 1.0
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Quick Fix for Our Fallen Brother
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Cast of Cats Sitting in a Relationship Between Two Hot Air Balloons
1	1 Vote	Heal Your Dry, Chapped Lips With a "calmer" Pence?
1	1 Vote	Talk Dirty to Me: The 4 Lube Ingredients That Should NEVER Eat in a Raging Firestorm Through a Pencil
1	1 Vote	Time to Bring Us This Chocolate High Heel, STAT
1	1 Vote	Tyson Fury: No One F**ks With Abu Saeed
1	1 Vote	Sound the Alarm: Kanye West Ham
1	1 Vote	Wayne Rooney Is Not Rooted in Islam
1	1 Vote	President Obama Wants Donald to Shut Up Dog Owner