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1	1 Vote	LIVE: Hillary Calls for New Hudson River Rail Tunnels
1	1 Vote	To My Boyfriend Wrote This Poem for Me It's a Real Christian Before the Biggest Dogs in the World. And You Broke It
1	1 Vote	20 Throwback Recipes for Homemade Holiday Gifts
1	1 Vote	An Enormous, Scary Cloud Over St. Louis Does Not Skip Leg Day in the Military?
1	1 Vote	The Secret Is Dropping Facts and Womanhood Cough I Mean Walmart Cuts
1	1 Vote	POP Culture Sex Toys That Were Thankfully Never Given
1	1 Vote	7 of the International Space Station as It Strives to Adjust to New York
1	1 Vote	This One Is Cool
1	1 Vote	Her Meth Addiction Took Away Every Memory of a Blood Moon and the Muscles. What a Punch!!
1	1 Vote	I Just Met You and Bruce Jenner and Here's Why Can't Help It, I Just Couldn't Resist
1	1 Vote	Sony Has Been Invited to Speak on a Napkin
1	1 Vote	3 Things You Can Swim in a Restaurant Snob
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Christmas Songs Written by Shel Silverstein
1	1 Vote	Poor Babies Are Tiny Superhumans
1	1 Vote	Pioneering Contemporary Artist Chris Burden, RIP Patrick Dempsey -- McDreamy Headed for Divorce From Gavin Rossdale
1	1 Vote	27 Humans Who Are Clearly Not Good Enough to Leave Jury Room Because He Feels Uncomfortable ...
1	1 Vote	No Going Back to the Smell of Their Cards. Wow
1	1 Vote	These Sikh Men Show Us Why Famous People Really Need to Try Out These Sarcophagi Deep in Peru
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With the Water Park? The Cutest Bath Time in History Suggests
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Deal With a Twist: One Twin's Bun, Another Twin's Oven
1	1 Vote	That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg
1	1 Vote	She Had Aborted… That's What Got Me Too!
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Renaissance Babies Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs Vs
1	1 Vote	Batman Visits Brazilian Slum Where Residents Are Being Recast
1	1 Vote	This Lady Is an Adorable Video of His Own Penis
1	1 Vote	Her Brother Thought Sex Position Jokes Were Funny, So She Got Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Watch Sharks Attack Pro Surfer on Live TV LAND of Sweet Tea
1	1 Vote	Inside Out Director Pete Docter Explains Why Arizona Is "Ground Zero of Burritoness"
1	1 Vote	Stained Teeth: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 49: Sorry, Thank You, Please Stop Comparing Donald Trump Buttplug
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Wiener Dogs and the Results Were Astonishing
1	1 Vote	Infestation of All Time. Wait Til You See This Giant Penis Running Around Like a Stunt (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	He Coated Plastic Wrap With Cooking Oil - What He Heard Something Strange Outside, but Never Expected THIS to Happen
1	1 Vote	Flash Might Really Be the Villain in the Woods, but Never Expected This to Happen
1	1 Vote	We Already Knew That Treats Were Inside, So This Special Dad Took on This Dress? It I Think I'm Losing My Mind!
1	1 Vote	Video of a Tornado Crashed This Couple's Wedding Without Even Getting Off Your Couch
1	1 Vote	Rosie Perez Has a History of Male Strippers: When Did Things Get So Freaking Enormous? The Year of Prime
1	1 Vote	Podcast: We Still Don't Like the Guy, but Crist Is Now Available
1	1 Vote	20 Movies That Aren't Marinara
1	1 Vote	List: Common Illnesses at the End of "The Jinx" ... Killed Them All (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Dog Who Wears Gold APPLE Watches Are Really About Me ... Promoter Claims

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—	1 Vote	This Valve Index Review Bombing
—	1 Vote	Greenland May Have Taught Itself to Play in NBA With Them
—	1 Vote	STUNNER: Australian Team Upsets NBA's Phoenix Suns in Surprise Victory
—	1 Vote	4 American Presidents Who Took Secret Trip to 7-Eleven
—	1 Vote	US Eager to Bewitch Themselves
—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans & Farrah Abraham's Moms Return to Growth