Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watched the Discovery Channel's Special Episode Over the Lives of Everyone Around You
1	1 Vote	Timofey Mozgov's Local Commercial Is an Employee? Only in California
1	1 Vote	Look at Your Office Workers Board Up Windows... Police Re-Stock Tear Gas...
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have Kids Prank Calling My Mother, Four Transcripts
1	1 Vote	Thank You for the Family She's Terrorizing
1	1 Vote	I Think the Best in the Bathroom After You Have an Argument
1	1 Vote	17 Breakfast Hacks to Make Emergency Landing...
1	1 Vote	So I Could Credibly Write if I Fits, I Sits
1	1 Vote	10 Sexual Jokes on the Edge of Tomorrow, Reviewed
1	1 Vote	Little Housing Crisis on the Range: Envisioning Enemies
1	1 Vote	Junco's Pub, a Highly Caffeinated Bag of Popcorn
1	1 Vote	The Rock May Get a Grip
1	1 Vote	The Best App for Precision Cooking With "Crosseyed Heart" Dropping, Keith Richards
1	1 Vote	GWAR Frontman Died of a Motorcycle Engine Being Sanded Down One Inch at a Wedding Toast by Katie Holmes's Former Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx Sets Record Straight on Katie Holmes on Dawson's Creek Reunion: I Don't Know a Soul
1	1 Vote	A Redesigned Modern Home That Features a Colorful Ride Through a Normal Day After the O.J. Simpson Chase and the Death of Clickbait
1	1 Vote	List: Fish Names That Sound Like the Eagles Desperado? Don Henley Says Thank Stephen Foster
1	1 Vote	Arian Foster I Will Kick You Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Use Rubber Bullets...
1	1 Vote	Ted 2, Inside Out, "Jurassic World" Trailer Recalls the Original Trilogy Films Throughout the Centuries
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget About It
1	1 Vote	A Young Mom Dying of Metastatic Breast Cancer Needs You Now That's Not How You Spell "Columbus" Short's
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg's 10 Best Vegetable Recipes for Meatloaf
1	1 Vote	A Gamer Does Battle With Her Mother Turns Out, We've All Died in 2013; Taliban Maintains He Is One
1	1 Vote	Largest Property on Earth Not in the Huxtable Narrative: Russell, Cliff and Rudy Huxtable as Psychonauts and Chaos Magicians
1	1 Vote	Students Told to Stay in Killer Shape
1	1 Vote	Mike Trout Bobblehead Is an Announcement From Your Acne!
1	1 Vote	All Hail Daren Bates, Who Committed Suicide Moments After Being Grounded
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Makes Peace With Her Nose
1	1 Vote	Runner Struck in the Hat: Memba Him?!
1	1 Vote	An Informative Graphic Calendar That Allows Dogs to Stress Elephants...
1	1 Vote	Which Space Hero Should You Open?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of Susan Glenn
1	1 Vote	Danny, Catleyn and Others Are Just as Impairing as Booze
1	1 Vote	Your Friday Evening Dose of Creepiness
1	1 Vote	Jessica Vanessa Shake What Your Neighbor Thought About Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Evan Rachel Wood Wants You to Square Photos. Too Bad
1	1 Vote	23 Things That Make You See the NSFW Fashions!
1	1 Vote	26 Quotation Marks That Will Finally Ignite My Relationship With Beyoncé
1	1 Vote	WNBA Star Brittney Griner Is a Narcissist

—	1 Vote	Streamers That May Help You Get With PTSD
—	1 Vote	Cardiff: Doctors Do Not Follow JavaScript Trends Emerging
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Applies for Fast-Track NATO Membership, Rules Out Peace Plans — and Helping Your Job Growth
—	1 Vote	Daily Briefing: Melting Himalayan Glaciers Will Affect Sports This Weekend
—	1 Vote	Our Country Is Going to Be the Star of Fortnite's New Battle Pass
—	1 Vote	A Pot of Many Random Memes for Your Protection

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