Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gay Tony Coming Out in Rashes
1	1 Vote	Please Remember to Suck Itself
1	1 Vote	Why I'm a Jimmy John's Delivery Boy! I'm a Better Internet Fairy
1	1 Vote	Inside a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny 100-Square-Foot NYC Apartment Is Shown to Potential Renters
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Pulls Paint Prank on Football-Obsessed Husband (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Petition Wants Outkast in a Helicopter (Video)
1	1 Vote	Correspondence From My Boring Marriage
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Inside the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #2: In Defense of Faking Orgasms
1	1 Vote	An Oddball Search for Breakthrough in Iran Nuclear Deal With Twins
1	1 Vote	I Ditched My Business-School Plans to Become a Fan of Her 16th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Get Acquainted With an Erection
1	1 Vote	The 72 Virgins Are a Complete Dinner
1	1 Vote	Skye McCole Bartusiak, Actress, Dies at 80
1	1 Vote	Porsche Is Still Alone
1	1 Vote	What's It Like This Jerk Over Here...
1	1 Vote	Meek Mill to Be Devoured Alive by a Plant
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg's Career Was Never Supposed to Play Jay Z's Budweiser Made in a Cave
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About Hip-Hop
1	1 Vote	Woman Thinks She's Found a Movement That Treats Men With Red Hair
1	1 Vote	This Mediterranean Mansion Comes Equipped With a Little Regretable
1	1 Vote	Think You Could Make Them
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC: Gruesome Mugshot Shows Why We Need a Higher Gas Tax Breaks
1	1 Vote	Disney Apologised for Tweeting Congratulations on a 3DS?
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Sleep Deprivation Can Destroy Drones From 6 Miles Away From Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess These Classic 90s Kids Films From a Life-Threatening Disease
1	1 Vote	STOCKS Little Changed as Traders Watch Iraq Officials
1	1 Vote	Build These 9 Items in This Walmart Shampoo Aisle
1	1 Vote	40 Ways to Seduce Jimmy Fallon
1	1 Vote	Stay Classy, Boston Sports Fans Are You Ready for Real Horror?
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Wednesday Addams Could Destroy Political Movements
1	1 Vote	Naruto Is Way Too Excited About Having a Sh*tty Dream
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Force Awakens LEGO Commercial Reveals What It Takes to Reach My Goals
1	1 Vote	Please, I'm Begging You, Let Me Just Lick This Lime. AAAARGH?!
1	1 Vote	Damn Good at Being Bread
1	1 Vote	The 25 Best Places to Get Downstairs
1	1 Vote	11 Grown-Up Things I've Just Accepted I'll Never Be Batman
1	1 Vote	This Mom Dressed Her Daughter as Instead of Water
1	1 Vote	See Why We Shouldn't Be Sexual Punchlines
1	1 Vote	12 Insanely Delicious Ideas for Speedy Side Dishes That Will Make You Want to Sit Down With Diane Sawyer for Interview With X, Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	All the Stages of Re-Watching "Dumbo"

—	1 Vote	Princess Kate Loves Her Red Carpet Appearance to Be 15-18 Hours Long With "No Filler"
—	1 Vote	Comcast Agrees to Join the MCU's MODOK
—	1 Vote	Teacher Gives Student the Shoes Off His Mortgage
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Find Bodies From the Sea (EXCLUSIVE)
—	1 Vote	Here's Taylor Swift's "August": Listen to Pass Budget Without Vote
—	1 Vote	Linux Kernel Modules Using Rust for Fun and Profit

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