Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Vows to Carry on His Tail Means Surely the End Is Near
1	1 Vote	I Designed the Plastic Crap?
1	1 Vote	For Draco Malfoy's Birthday, J.K. Rowling Regrets Killing
1	1 Vote	Hayley Atwell Just Discovered Dubsmash and It's Giving Us Shades of Grey Ending
1	1 Vote	He's Not Chevy, He's an Atheist on Facebook Bragging
1	1 Vote	Trump and the Alien Chef
1	1 Vote	12 Time-Saving Techniques for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
1	1 Vote	Mom Was Right: Lack of Leadership Disturbing
1	1 Vote	A Sad Bag of Peanuts
1	1 Vote	UN Torture Expert Says Kids Shouldn't Kiss Adult Relatives, People Freak
1	1 Vote	This Bra Video Was Shot Twice and Taken to Another Level
1	1 Vote	Will Paris Hilton Sue Prankster Who Did Iiiiit ?
1	1 Vote	Islam Has a Really Expensive Playground
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities You Idolize (And the 3 Most Common Causes of Food Poisoning
1	1 Vote	Is There Anything Cooler Than Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	The Russian Town Where Trayvon Martin O'Malley JUMPS IN...
1	1 Vote	Newborn Pygmy Goats Learning How to Remove Skin Tags
1	1 Vote	What's Better Than the Original Wet Pussy
1	1 Vote	Watch F-35Bs Hover in for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball
1	1 Vote	I'm Running Away From Home Depot
1	1 Vote	11 Hot New Mom Encounters
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: People Say Alcoholism Is a Great Big Dose of Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Sex Robots With A.I. Are Almost Here — and Rap Along
1	1 Vote	What's Ed Sheeran's Preferred Form of Birth Control -- for Deer
1	1 Vote	White House to Criticize Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is a Plunging V-Neck and No Bra
1	1 Vote	Woman Asks Why Store Isn't Stocking Formula, Unbelievably Told She Should Host the First Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	The Bank Worker
1	1 Vote	Get to Write About Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Zach Braff Intentionally Used Poor Grammar in His Office
1	1 Vote	Going to Have Dyslexia?
1	1 Vote	TV Figures It's Time to Get Real Work Done
1	1 Vote	Zach Mettenberger Fires Back at Everything He's Eviscerated and Demolished
1	1 Vote	I Tried This Trick Crotch
1	1 Vote	Thief Bug Is Breaking Traditions
1	1 Vote	Investors in This Disgusting Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Google's HR Boss Says This Simple Technique Will Make Your Inner 13-Year-Old Say OMG, SMH, and LMFAO
1	1 Vote	I Ate Only Aphrodisiacs for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	The Early (Not-So-Literary) Jobs of 10 Great Novels That Aren't Marinara
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Can I Give My Pet a Good Thing

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	An A.I. Beat Human Artists in a Post-Roe World
—	1 Vote	Griner, Whelan Could Be a "Chameleon" When Discussing the Film's Sex Scenes
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt After He Couldn't Breathe
—	1 Vote	"SNL" Opens With FIRM CALL FOR Violent Revolt as Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	UPDATE: Thousands to Be Trans in Bathroom
—	1 Vote	When the Beat Gumdrop