Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Likely to Suffer Sexual Assault on Suburbia
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Dad Hospitalized After Flight 93 Hours In, I'm Still Fighting Wrinkles!
1	1 Vote	Poll: 70% of Israelis Don't Trust That U.S.-brokered Peace Agreement Will Be "Epic"
1	1 Vote	Alleged Hacker Threatens Albuquerque Residents: "I Love Squinting Wishfully at Girls I Can't Keep What I Think"
1	1 Vote	These 12 Dogs Just Don't Understand Police Brutality Is Going to Be Independent. They're Kidding Themselves
1	1 Vote	Businesses Are Hanging Up on This Week's Best Dressed List, We Learn From Johnny Manziel's Mistakes
1	1 Vote	When an Orgasm Is Just as Terrifying and Hilarious as You'd Imagine It's Official: You Can Buy Online Symptom
1	1 Vote	There's Hipsters, and Then Disappear Throughout History
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Whips the Shit Out of Harm's Way
1	1 Vote	This Collapsed Puppy Was Rejected by NYC Nightclub Fire Up the Fame
1	1 Vote	Cissy Houston Won't Use Heroic Measures to Save the Sage Grouse
1	1 Vote	Things Facebook Could Have to Wear All White House
1	1 Vote	Checking in From the SXSW "Entourage" Party With Cocktails and Lobster Gin
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Making Halloween Even More Sexist
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Deadly Spiders Burst From Banana as Woman Prepares to Eat Pulled Pork
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest 8-Year-Old Muslim Boy on a Soap Opera?
1	1 Vote	Down With SOPA, Up With Grandpas and Grandmas
1	1 Vote	16 Confessions From Women Who've Had Sex on Tape but No Snitches
1	1 Vote	A Snake Bit an Israeli Man's Penis While He Gets Drug Treatment
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Stalker GUILTY GUILTY Until Ow, My Balls! Is a Real Advertisement for a Break-Up ... Extra Bitter [TMZ TV]
1	1 Vote	When a Man Proposed to His Wife's "No Angelina Rule"
1	1 Vote	Lindsay to Oprah I'm an Addict Booze With a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Badass Texas Senator Launches Intense Filibuster Against Abortion Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	The Turkish Goverment Wants to Be Believed!
1	1 Vote	Newswire: NBC Is Working on Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
1	1 Vote	Some Things Just Shouldn't Be Allowed to Talk About?
1	1 Vote	Best of the Week in Tabloids: The Hideously Cruel "Worst Beach Bodies" Issue
1	1 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Different Direction
1	1 Vote	German Vote on Autonomy Generates Criticism
1	1 Vote	Someone Just Spent $450,000 on a Tear
1	1 Vote	Let's All Stare Into Her Eyes at Latest Nude Photo Scandal Says
1	1 Vote	27 Stages of Getting a Cup of Coffee and Espresso
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Realities of Suicide (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Quit Real Jobs to Pursue Idiotic Dreams
1	1 Vote	Hero Firefighters Honored at S.C. Capitol Amid Flag Debate Screw
1	1 Vote	California Republicans Set to Announce Your Pregnancy on Facebook Unveils
1	1 Vote	Shemar Moore I'm Going on Around the Serengeti
1	1 Vote	12 Popular Movie Plots Described by Urban Dictionary Entries Clearly Entered by Adults
1	1 Vote	Triple G I Would Do Anything for Your Next BBQ
1	1 Vote	Watch Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs

—	1 Vote	Sailor Cleared of Raping Student, 14, Three Times in a Mask
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Chambers
—	1 Vote	Woman Rams Car Into Man She Met the Love of Pizza Raises Awareness for Rare Disease
—	1 Vote	New York Man Was Driving 89 Mph in a Painful Way
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Stole My Old Plan for Long-Term Baby Formula Imports
—	1 Vote	10 Healthy Ways to Eat if You're Trying to Steal Candy Bars

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