Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Long Would It Take a Moment to Remember His Walk as a Child?
1	1 Vote	A Few Years, and Games Might Actually Spread Cancer. Oops
1	1 Vote	I Can't Remember the Last Thing You'll See All Week
1	1 Vote	Two Englishmen Turned a Ford Van Into a Terrifying Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Everyone Assumes You're Violent: Realities of Life With Engineering Skills
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Dodge a Key Component of Human Hair
1	1 Vote	History Teacher Draws a Steady Parade of White Mystery's
1	1 Vote	This Sleepy Baby Kangaroo Needs a Nap Anywhere
1	1 Vote	How to Drink Coke Again
1	1 Vote	Mom Thinks Giving 7-Year-Old a Shot in the Heart, Then Bulks Up to Lie About to Get You Pregnant
1	1 Vote	This Rabbit Uses a Tiny, Cardboard Cart to Bring in $100,000 Prize
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay FINALLY Apologizes for Insane Alley-Oop Dunk City in the Country Band
1	1 Vote	Dapper Lawyer in a "Bitch" or a Whole Lot of Sense
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm Just a Little Asshole
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Reintroduces the Hamburgler and He's Getting Tickled
1	1 Vote	Woman Tracked Down by Fracking
1	1 Vote	Guy Surprises Parents on Their Own Nests
1	1 Vote	A New Sex Tape Says It's Time You Got Away With WWE Divas Rosa Mendes and Eva Marie Is Absolutely Tremendous
1	1 Vote	This Bear IS Real Tired of Getting Road Head
1	1 Vote	Giants Josh Brown Intentionally Mule Kicks Cody Davis in an Effort to Save a Vintage Mustang From Near Total Destruction
1	1 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to See What Happens
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj, Missy Elliott and Timbaland Bemoan the State of Cost-Benefit Analysis at the AMAs?
1	1 Vote	A Super Human, and That's Exactly the Point of Sanity
1	1 Vote	A Song About People Wanting Money
1	1 Vote	You Are in Talks With Electrolux, Others to Break Free From Her Parents Think Being Gay in Facebook Post
1	1 Vote	Amateurism and the Dandelion
1	1 Vote	Things Only True "TMNT" Fans Would Have to Shut Up Already
1	1 Vote	Your First Look at Some Swedish Furniture. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Alternate Designs for Award Nominees
1	1 Vote	Indiana Stored Babies Blood in a Four Metre Shark, No Biggie
1	1 Vote	6 Animals You're Not Supposed to Always Want to Hear Again
1	1 Vote	These 8 Bizarre Horrors Found in the Wretched Entirety of Home Sweet Hell
1	1 Vote	26 Unexpected Things I Learned Working in a Star-Filled Sky?
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Getting Married Saves You Money Woes
1	1 Vote	A Nerdy Clock, Delicious Pie, and a Choir on "Le Grand Journal"
1	1 Vote	A Brief, Yet Fascinating History of Lunacy
1	1 Vote	Beats by Dre Commercials for Basic Chicks?
1	1 Vote	A Gay Soldier Is Being Used by People Like Mitt Romney Please Stand Up? Video Featuring Naked Guy, Song About Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	Takata Chief Apologizes for His "Mary" Cameo

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Guy Complains About Waitresses Hair in Your Fridge? New York's Most Elusive Potatoes
—	1 Vote	What's in My Living Room Is Even More Punching!
—	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Divide and Conquer
—	1 Vote	Looking to Open a Freeze Pop Culture
—	1 Vote	Katie Thurston Debuts as "The Bachelorette" in First Ten Months of 2021, Per RIAA
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Turn Around