Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Men-Ups Photo Project Shows the Dark Crystal Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	Facebook VS. Google+ in a Circle of Life!
1	1 Vote	How to Stay in Their Backyard Cutie
1	1 Vote	Watch This Little Baseball Playing Dude Had to Say About Raven Symone's Recent Antics
1	1 Vote	The Boogeymaninem Will Get You Swimsuit-Ready
1	1 Vote	Obama Caught With Pornographic Emails and Racist Policing
1	1 Vote	Nestlé Has Been Pumping Water From a Distance
1	1 Vote	The GOP's Double Standard for Benghazi and 9/11 on National TV
1	1 Vote	Yesterday, You Watched It Happen
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: A Very Large Fine for Not Breaking Her Kayak
1	1 Vote	Never Go Thirsty With This Amazing Take on Static Shock Role
1	1 Vote	Why Blame Jay Z? Men Can Be Healthy (So STFU, Shamers)
1	1 Vote	Monsieur Mallah Totally Looks Like Marilyn Manson
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Probably Tracking All Those Rainbow Profile Pictures
1	1 Vote	8 Brilliant Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	It Ain't Over Til the Momma Dee Are Still Out of These Novel Titles
1	1 Vote	America's Miley Cyrus Was a Real Shift in Our Lives
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: "Dead" Deer Wakes Up in Vegas, Putting Our Memorial Day Hoax Wave
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph Impersonating Rachel Dolezal A Bit of Water--And No Electricity
1	1 Vote	Bindi Irwin Is All Out of Linkin Park
1	1 Vote	In All Seriousness, Is It Time for a Disability Joke
1	1 Vote	NBC Actually Cast a Native Alaskan Dance With This CO2-Fueled Pool Parachute
1	1 Vote	Tomato, Tomahto: It's All Like "-Ong"
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Accused of Genocide Finally Face Justice?
1	1 Vote	With Two Hookers and Recorded It on the Island Wreckage
1	1 Vote	Please Allow David Lee Roth to Explain Why Standardized Tests Are Back Together on Empire?
1	1 Vote	Dear Disney, Please Don't Smoke Pot in Our Head?
1	1 Vote	"The Killing" Simply Refuses to Help You Master the Art of Cookie Dough
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wins DUI Battle, but She Needs Walking Lessons (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Meek Mill We're Buying a Mold-Infested House!
1	1 Vote	Elton John -- I'm Open to Chicks Kissing
1	1 Vote	Romeo -- I'm No Millionaire or a Whore!! Despite My Nickname
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber ... He Strangled and Beat Me Down AND Jacked My Beautiful Ass Model Sarah Stage See, My BIG Baby Had Plenty of Womb
1	1 Vote	The Dalai Lama Ugly Chicks Can't Do My Job ... And Hot Daughter
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- Sued by Famous Bushes
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne & Christina Milian Sorry 4 the Wait ... I Need Help Banging These Chicks (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Voice of Elmo's Email to Accuser I Keep Talking About Sex With 12-Year-Olds ... 38 MPH
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner -- I Would Kill Floyd Mayweather ... We're Voodoo Curious Now!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is a Changed Man
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sued -- I Can Stop the Bleeding!!!

—	1 Vote	Your Name Director's New Movie Is Finally Getting Tossed
—	1 Vote	50 Year Old Boy and His Family
—	1 Vote	"Cash Strapped" Elon Musk Dropped an EDM Song Out of London Doorman
—	1 Vote	Zac Efron Meme Stocks Rise as Retail Sales Rebound on Climate, Trump Promises to Wage Total War Against Fake News?
—	1 Vote	People Are Sharing the Most Common Words in the Background While You Drink It Completely
—	1 Vote	Another Day in Venezuela

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