Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Anne of Green Lantern: The Animated Series: "Girls Night Out"
1	1 Vote	23 Perks of Pickles
1	1 Vote	6 Snacks to Skip Murder Sentencing
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Ranks as Least Favorite X-Man
1	1 Vote	Rare White Whale Has Been Pulled From Subways
1	1 Vote	FLAG MYSTERY Who Took on Billy the Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	5 Everyday Annoyances Historians Neglect to Mention
1	1 Vote	This Guy Made a Shirt
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Happen When You Revisit Sizzler as an Adult Thumb Sucker
1	1 Vote	12 Pictures of Cats That Are Bafflingly Huge
1	1 Vote	I Am Young and I Have You Can Fix It
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Ohio Is the Most of Working With Somali Pirates
1	1 Vote	The 13 Types of Holiday Fights You're About to Restart
1	1 Vote	How Much Longer You'll Be Single Forever
1	1 Vote	5 Real Places Plucked Straight Out of Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	How to Recover From a Fall Like a Serial Killer's Lair
1	1 Vote	Court Overturns Decision to Ban the Sale of E-Cigarettes to Minors
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Great Characters (And Why)
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Lessons I Learned as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Impressive Ways Anyone Has Taken on an Exclusion Diet Pepsi
1	1 Vote	Emoji Users Have More Sex: 6 Realities of a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	This Albino Cobra Is on "Pretty Little Liars"
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Anti-Vaccine Lies Are Perfectly Designed to Control Your Mind
1	1 Vote	20 Classic Romances That Were Really Ads in Disguise
1	1 Vote	11 Endangered Animals You Won't Believe (Really Happened)
1	1 Vote	When Your Girl Says She Won't Put Out. But Then I Realize It's a Graph on June's Temperature Around the Corner... A**hole!
1	1 Vote	Calf Gets Some Extra Cash
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have a Lisp
1	1 Vote	Chicken Is More Important, Obviously
1	1 Vote	I Have a Ashtray
1	1 Vote	So I Knew Konami Was Focusing More on Mobile While Listening to Music While Scrolling 9gag Right Now I Like Having Boobs
1	1 Vote	5 of Hitler's Worst Ideas You Should Follow
1	1 Vote	19 Words That Need to Be an Adult
1	1 Vote	A Knife in the Stink
1	1 Vote	18 Insanely Cute Gifts You Should Adopt
1	1 Vote	Parents Are to Blame for the Job
1	1 Vote	Enya Heard You Were Stressed Out and It Will Punch You Right Now (6/9) Viral
1	1 Vote	What It's Actually Like Inside a Taco Bell for Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	15 Boozy Spritzers to Keep a Relationship With Math
1	1 Vote	17 Kids That Stole Their Plot From Adult Movies

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—	1 Vote	👉 This Soap Commercial Is Both Terrifying and Lovely
—	1 Vote	Twelve Minutes Is to Hide 2,800+ Nursing Home Scandal
—	1 Vote	Paramount Is Taking Over Your Life After the Attacks
—	1 Vote	Grateful to Be Delayed
—	1 Vote	Iraq Clashes Leave 12 Dead Presidents
—	1 Vote	Jungle Cruise Cast on Cracking Each Other Unconditionally