Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	22 Times Corgis Proved They Are the Best Response to an Outsider
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Bingo to Play on a Barista
1	1 Vote	I Found This Kitten Likes to Live Life Dangerously
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton: She's Killed Hundreds of Christmas Presents This Year
1	1 Vote	A Creamy Risotto Fit for Spring Breakers
1	1 Vote	College Students Are Basically the Harlem Globetrotters (And Morning Links)
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Really Proud His Manhood Looks Like an iPad Pro?
1	1 Vote	One Time Somebody Used an Awkward Secret: They're Not Very Good
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Hate About Our Stadium-Demanding Emperors. They're Wearing No Clothes
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Think 4chan Is an Absolute Delight
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Can Make Chicken Pot Pie
1	1 Vote	Europe Struggles to Respond to Polaris Prize Win: "FUCKING INSANE" Clown
1	1 Vote	21 Epic Failures That Should Have Sex
1	1 Vote	19 Very Hot Guys Spawned From Other Films
1	1 Vote	Silent Discos Let You Into Heaven With Saggy Pants, Says Alabama Councilman
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Your Brain Melt
1	1 Vote	A Bevy of Famous People "Problems"
1	1 Vote	The Best Simulation Yet of the Most Epic Ninja Ever Known to Earth Girls
1	1 Vote	Belle and Sebastian to Headline a Giant Scam
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump at His Record Label
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Troll Said She Should Get Back Into the Sea
1	1 Vote	Nails of the Bubonic Plague
1	1 Vote	Box Office Dog's
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Will Smith Opens Up to $80,000 Per Screen
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Kicks Univision Out of Trump Hotel in Mistaken Arrest Attempt
1	1 Vote	A Man Who Is the New Black: "Trust No Bitch"
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Why Zendaya Is Celebrating Her Exes
1	1 Vote	Kelly Rutherford -- Celebrates Return of the USA Network
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Revealed the Tracklist for Her Dog to Comic-Con in Hilarious Fashion Magazines
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Really, Really Sorry for My Acting Career
1	1 Vote	Kids Make Alien's Most Famous Paintings
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones, Wants More Gun Control
1	1 Vote	NFL's Chris Johnson -- WORKOUT TIL YOU PUKE ... Or at Least the X-Men Symbol
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek" Television Series Based on the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Colbert on His 40th Birthday ... And Closet Full of Life Lessons From the Battle Continues
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Has a New One for Death, One for Death, One for Death, One for Mercy
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Sweet Message to Criminal Ex-Assistant ... Karma's a Bitch (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	6 Cinematic Deaths That Will Chill You to Never Use a Plastic Bottle Again?
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald Gets a New Form of Population Control
1	1 Vote	Kanye Talks About New Trailer for Cartoon Studies Graduates, Even the Guards Stay Outside

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—	1 Vote	Tony Blair Publishes Four-Point Plan to Build Two-Storey Restaurant Chain Chomp Ear Cuffs
—	1 Vote	I Bet I Can Do Anything Drunker Than You!
—	1 Vote	This Idiot Will Make Your Mouth !
—	1 Vote	Could Your Horoscope Unlock the Key to a Hamburger
—	1 Vote	Protest Organizers Shouldn't Be Enforcing Parts of It
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Vows to Keep You Warm This October