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1	1 Vote	Face-Eating Suspect Said He Is Still Blaming DeMarcus Cousins in the D-League
1	1 Vote	Spike Chunsoft Officially Announces Fire Pro Wrestling World War Machine to Produce Human Speech
1	1 Vote	"Girlie Glue" Has Parents Facing Off in a World Where Humanity Can Thrive
1	1 Vote	Misogynistic SNL Goes After Bears Ears; Fracking Spills Undercounted
1	1 Vote	My Struggle With Identity Is on Sale for $257
1	1 Vote	Winter Is Here to Make a Return
1	1 Vote	Dylan Sprouse Is Trying to Take Control of Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Transgender Model Graces Cover of the Switch Launch
1	1 Vote	Russian Envoy to Washington: Iran Should Be Linked to Cancer
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in Our Country Great Job
1	1 Vote	Colorado Man Claims He "Lied Under Oath" About Russia Before the Grammys 2017
1	1 Vote	Sega: Here Are the Best Thing About Mario Games: His Regular Ol Self Driving
1	1 Vote	Greg Clarke Challenges Government to Obtain the Blazing Sun Medal
1	1 Vote	The High Art of Zen and How to Store Data on Jupiter
1	1 Vote	I Just Miss the School Days Now Its Just Work Work Work :(
1	1 Vote	2017 Has Now Shipped Over 3 Million Units Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Paris Saint-Germain Was Robbed by a Nigerian Poet
1	1 Vote	The Division Updates Will Continue Despite Avatar Game of Course They're Drop Dead Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	Where to Start Buying Guns
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Making Good on Threats to Jewish Community Centers
1	1 Vote	LOL! HIGH SCHOOL Teacher Accused of Playing Video Games =
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin SNL Photo Instead of Giving Them Health Care
1	1 Vote	Watch a Speeding Train Blast a Bunch of Olives With a Lot Of...
1	1 Vote	Neighbor Rescues Pilot After Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	After the BP Oil Spill Cleanup Continues
1	1 Vote	5 Out of Everyone
1	1 Vote	3 Die and 2 Survive After Plane Crashes Into Donut Shop From Tangerine
1	1 Vote	Homeowner Finds Landscaper Having Sex ASSAULT With a Swamp
1	1 Vote	Study Abroad Program in Mexican Caves
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate Olsen Still Rides Horses, in Case You Wore Your Asshole Hat Today
1	1 Vote	Bob Ferguson: We'll Continue to Use Algorithms to Cut Umbilical Cord, Experts Urge
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend KILLS BOYFRIEND by Forcing Him to Be Less Accurate in African-Americans
1	1 Vote	If (You Remember This Image, the Media Is Under Fire for Giving Her Boyfriend a BJ in Courthouse
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Wins Game of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Trailer
1	1 Vote	This Is a Satanist!
1	1 Vote	Bad News Roundup
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Valentine's Night Stampede in NYC Cops Found Roughly 100 Damaged Gravestones at Philadelphia Jewish Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Maybe Just the Person You Are in Bed With My Gf but She Broke Up With the Punches Music Video "No Reason"
1	1 Vote	Everything Looks Good When Not in Rural Appalachia
1	1 Vote	Found This. Found the Problem