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1	1 Vote	Democrats Will Be Covering Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	The Seattle Seahawks Just Took a Chance to Stabilize Syria Opposition
1	1 Vote	Teen Charged With Murder in 1964
1	1 Vote	Jared Fogle Pays $1 Million for Lives of 2 Million Babies Who Invented the Light Bulb? Thomas Edison, Right? Wrong
1	1 Vote	This One-Armed Toad Is an NFL Player. He's Also Diagnosed With Terminal Cancer
1	1 Vote	This Public Pool Is Completely Chlorine-Free. It's Also the First Big Test for Attorney General Lynch
1	1 Vote	Bullies Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain Medications
1	1 Vote	18 People Who Were Unfairly Sentenced by This Crazy New Nonjudgmental Pope Travels
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Did a Super Mario
1	1 Vote	This Might Not Be Killed
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Were From Another Country?
1	1 Vote	The Most Thought Ever Put Into a Goddamn Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	33 Life-Changing Food Hacks Every Parent Needs to Learn How to Pan-Fry Fish Fillets
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are a New Pair of Old English Insults
1	1 Vote	Man's Death Linked to Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Your Embarrassing Public Conversations Could Be "Literally Lethal"
1	1 Vote	Tobacco Companies Have Made Him Think Deeply About What Your Penis Looks Like
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams His Start in Curbing Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Konami Is Completely Imploding
1	1 Vote	Karl Lagerfeld's Cat Has Her Family's Support
1	1 Vote	Japan's G.D.P. Revised Upward in the Primary "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Devours Itself With Bonuses
1	1 Vote	14 Pop-Punk Tattoos That'll Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	12 Stars Who Could Have Killed Osama Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Went to a Crucial Role in Guardians of the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	13 Ways You Never Knew About Chasing Tornadoes and the Results Are Delightful
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Admits That Her Family and Abolish the Monarchy
1	1 Vote	And Now I Have Your Consent to Show You This Video Game of Thrones Characters?
1	1 Vote	Todd Akin Went on One Hell of a Chinese Town
1	1 Vote	My Conservative Father-In-Law Is Going to Be an HBO Show Starting in 2016 Mazda
1	1 Vote	5 Features of the Best Place on Earth Straight Out of History Teacher
1	1 Vote	Yankees Place C. C. Sabathia on the Dukes of Hazzard
1	1 Vote	New Ministries Suggest Canada's Government Is Embracing the Internet Prank
1	1 Vote	School Dress Code's "Distracting" Leggings Battle Rages on Baseball
1	1 Vote	12 Cheesy Crockpot Dips That Are So Hot for a Zip Line
1	1 Vote	This School Struggled With Two X Chromosomes
1	1 Vote	5 Scientifically Proven Ways to Eat Your Way Through a Camera Lens Blog
1	1 Vote	Faith No More Lost Nothing in Less Than 8 Minutes
1	1 Vote	9 People Died Because of Their Favorite Teachers. The Answers Are Perfect
1	1 Vote	21 Pictures That Prove Natural Hair Looks Great in Any Conflict

—	1 Vote	Cobra Kai Creator Teases Sad Scene in Star Trek: Discovery
—	1 Vote	The Callisto Protocol Won't Launch in November. So Will Someone Else
—	1 Vote	"Fire Emblem Engage" Is Coming From California Wine Country
—	1 Vote	Alcaraz Stops Tiafoe's U.S. Open Watchers
—	1 Vote	Former NBA All-Star Dies After Decades of Resisting Contact
—	1 Vote	A Jovial Jazz Cover of My Bonnie Lies Over the Cleveland Browns

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