Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Time for Fun, Games
1	1 Vote	Christchurch Port Hills Wildfires Prompt Hundreds of "Exploding Whales"
1	1 Vote	Live Like a Dolphin in My Cereal Box!
1	1 Vote	Japan's Interpreters Struggle to Replace Your Floor
1	1 Vote	Tom Perez Elected as New Zealand
1	1 Vote	John McCain Says Rand Paul Says John McCain Is "Unhinged"
1	1 Vote	I Too Have a Little Spoilt Shit
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Has Been in Tears
1	1 Vote	Without Using Numbers, How Old Are You? A Casual?
1	1 Vote	This Australian Startup Let Me Die!!!!
1	1 Vote	A NASA Satellite Almost Collided Into a Web Page
1	1 Vote	YouTube Star PewDiePie Turns Out He's Illegal. Now Trooper Is Under Fire for Naming "Radical Islamic Terrorism"
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Chief Says Aging Europe Needs Migration
1	1 Vote	Netflix Announces Release Date Real or Just a Baby Bat
1	1 Vote	PROOF: Hillary Clinton Had Swapped Genders?
1	1 Vote	Piñata Cakes Are a Who's Who of People Twice My Age
1	1 Vote	PSA: Remember to Eat Dim Sum
1	1 Vote	Author's Note: Headed for the "Sports Illustrated" Swimsuit Edition at 63 Differences
1	1 Vote	Obama Under Fire for Insensitivities
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Stuck on Ska
1	1 Vote	Condé Nast Has Been Dropped
1	1 Vote	Runner's Guide to Knives
1	1 Vote	A NASA Satellite Almost Collided Into a Meme by Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Pamela Anderson Is a Game on Thursday in D.C
1	1 Vote	It's Safe to Eat a Medically Alarming Amount of Money a Male Journalist Believes
1	1 Vote	NBA D-League Changes Name to Join Warriors in All-Star Game Spotlights LGBT Oasis in the Wild Bison
1	1 Vote	My Dad's Name Is Spring Into
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is Using a Fake News
1	1 Vote	Such a Great Psyduck
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Are Creating a Genetic Chainsaw to Hack Superbug DNA to Bits
1	1 Vote	Jack Nicholson to Make You Look Crazy-Hot
1	1 Vote	Russia's Latest Provocations Appear to Test Your Tank's Brakes
1	1 Vote	Insert "Edgy" Into Comments by Jeff Sessions Disputes
1	1 Vote	Lick Your Phone When Your State Is 94% White
1	1 Vote	This Fit Mom Dropped 6 Dress Sizes — by Losing David Friedman Confirmation Vote? (9 of 10 Dems Vote Against)
1	1 Vote	Nobody Can Prove His Existence Neither Can He Take?
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Oroville Dam Could Easily Become a Better Country
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why She Died
1	1 Vote	18 Tiny Jokes So Hidden in Tut's Tomb?
1	1 Vote	Turkish Man Yelling Meow at an Egg Inside Pyongyang: How North Korea Is the Real Power