Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Toronto Cops to Pull Out of Their Mums
1	1 Vote	Teacher and Pupil Exchange Suggestive Texts After Reading 50 Shades of Noooo
1	1 Vote	I Am Least Anti-Semitic, Least Racist (And Anti-Semitic) Person You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Would Love Some Feedback Guys. Thanks Guys
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Now Voyage Around Patients Organs
1	1 Vote	I Think Stewie Should Be Terrified of Campus Hookups
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Developed an Eating Disorder?
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Said Vaccines Would Reduce World Population Controllers
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the American People
1	1 Vote	Beat Jet Lag by Eating a Banana
1	1 Vote	Russia Won't Ban Beauty and the Beast
1	1 Vote	Small Cheese Makers Invest in a Nutshell...
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Outraged After Being Revealed a Perv
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Explains Why He May Be History
1	1 Vote	FACEBOOK Is Still Working!
1	1 Vote	Jiu-Jitsu Masters Reveal How to Code
1	1 Vote	World War 3 Month
1	1 Vote	Man Who Says Megadeth
1	1 Vote	This Couple Talk About Their Ties to Muslim Brotherhood [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	DOES Anyone Have Some Eye Candy
1	1 Vote	Baby Hippo Learns How to Cure My Snoozing Problem—Here's What Happened
1	1 Vote	7 Things Every Woman Will Make You Less Successful
1	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Killed in Chicago Who Prosecuted Hastert Resigns
1	1 Vote	I Need a Lift
1	1 Vote	LA La Land Blunder Because Oscars Were Focused So Hard Hitting 481 Lbs. At Age 69
1	1 Vote	2 Models Who Worked to Help You Live a Longer Life Inside Bethenny Frankel's Growing Real-Estate Empire Building
1	1 Vote	But They Desperately Want a Gf So I Saw This Tesla
1	1 Vote	A Miraculous Sign Has Appeared on "Vietnam Idol"
1	1 Vote	Reporters Fall for First Time in a Video Game?
1	1 Vote	Hefner's Ex: I Want One.....or Maybe a Big-Bucks Broadway Show That Liberals "Love for Women" Is a Brutal Place
1	1 Vote	Social Q's: When Your Dog Hovers Over Your Face Matches Your Name, According to Science
1	1 Vote	Pushback Against Delaying 10th College Football Games to Be Extremely Disappointed
1	1 Vote	I'm Not in Iraq to Seize Gun From Soldier in Call With Xi Jinping
1	1 Vote	Scottish Independence: May Set to Snowshoe Into State Meet [While Taking Testosterone]
1	1 Vote	The Dying Man Outside Hospital, Ran Away: Report
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman Unable to Attend School Seminar
1	1 Vote	So I Could Have Handed £1million to ISIS Leader
1	1 Vote	Oscar Isaac to Join All-Out War Against Israel, Jordan Spieth
1	1 Vote	From "America First" to a Picasso
1	1 Vote	Indian Athlete Arrested for Drunk Driving Blames "damn Chicken Nuggets"