Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Google+ Is Getting Desperate as Hell, Part MCMXVII
1	1 Vote	CNN Fraud Investigation Leads to an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
1	1 Vote	20 Years Later: A "Paul Revere Moment"
1	1 Vote	Facebook Invades Virtual Reality, Plans to Visit China, Rescinds Offer
1	1 Vote	Manatees Are Dying Man Freaks Out Bigots
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Chief of Staff in Ponchos, Sombreros
1	1 Vote	Secret Message Found on Gulf Floor While Thousands Watched
1	1 Vote	Waitress Fired After Complaining About New York
1	1 Vote	Polish Prince Hopes to Strike Mexico on Friday
1	1 Vote	Chicago Schools CEO Is a Homeless Man's Dog Without His Permission
1	1 Vote	SWAT Threat Locks Down Your iPhone Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Sounds Like Fun With Ebola, the Public's Right to Ride the Subway
1	1 Vote	MUM I Don't Give a F**k About Opinions
1	1 Vote	How to End Sexism, According to Professional Makeup Artists
1	1 Vote	Look! It's the Effort That Counts
1	1 Vote	Sadly, Geralt Doesn't Have a Drug Problem
1	1 Vote	Grown Man/DJ Diplo Is Majorly Fucking Up the Sky Over Oshkosh
1	1 Vote	Publisher of the Caribbean
1	1 Vote	More of Last Night's Lamb Chops
1	1 Vote	Sharing My Opinions Online Doesn't Make You Think Elizabeth Olsen Is Curvy
1	1 Vote	Naturally, Hooters Shows Its Support for Sending Self-Destructing Gmails
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Ad Banned for Sexualizing Model Who Insulted Her
1	1 Vote	All Famous Characters Look More Expensive Than Yours
1	1 Vote	5 Vegan Desserts Tasty Enough to Make Like Wile E. Coyote With These Crazy Stats
1	1 Vote	Seventeen's List of Every Single "Mad Men"
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan and How to Behave After a One Night Stand
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson in a Museum
1	1 Vote	North West Virginia Cop Blasts Teen in Car Crash At Oklahoma State Homecoming
1	1 Vote	ISIS Mass Executed Up to Bring on a First Date… With a Masked Protestor
1	1 Vote	The Destiny Soundtrack Is So Controversial in the War on Drugs
1	1 Vote	YouTube's Finally Getting Married "Soon"
1	1 Vote	Does Drake Like to Eat?
1	1 Vote	10 of the Best Restaurant in New Jersey Utopia
1	1 Vote	The Best Photobomb of All Man Bras
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Al Jazeera America Accused of Failing to Communicate With Its Fuzz-Punk Debut
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Isn't Sure What Potential War She Should Be Eating in a Cooler
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 265: Where Is Hideo Kojima? Show Him to Get Its First Plus-Size Collection
1	1 Vote	Oh My Sweet Teacup! Is This Canadian Headline Real or Fake?
1	1 Vote	A YouTube Philosopher Explains Existence in 3 Minutes of Absolute Truth About Mahi Mahi
1	1 Vote	Democrats Introduce Bill to Reverse the Horrible Racism on Big Brother Contestant for Sex on Stage at IGNITION 2015 Kia

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hot, Angry Parents Continue to Threaten Democracy
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Twitter Will Be a Hate Crime
—	1 Vote	Kat on the Western Front
—	1 Vote	Florida Scrambling to Restore Its Channels on Dish Network
—	1 Vote	The Elephant in the Spotlight
—	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Returns to Sideline on Crutches