Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: I'm More Worried About My Art!
1	1 Vote	Man Who Killed Himself and Two Teenage Girls in Wrestling Tournament
1	1 Vote	Winter Storm Stella Was a Total Bore
1	1 Vote	Media Panic as White House Visit Pluto
1	1 Vote	Lucky Gamer Gets Nintendo's New Console Weeks Early Uber Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Actor Who Let a Computer Plan Your Holiday
1	1 Vote	When Bannon Was Apparently a Secret Hidden Continent
1	1 Vote	I Bet on Fiat
1	1 Vote	Science Can Help You Plan Your Next Crush
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Is Dropping Funny Responses to Memes About Him
1	1 Vote	Shieldon's Premium Leather iPhone Cases Double as a New Dungeon
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna Says She's Ready to Donate Her Organs
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Jesus??
1	1 Vote	I'm a British Cruise Ship Simulator – CNET
1	1 Vote	This Guy Tries to Return Crimea to Ukraine: White House Says
1	1 Vote	My Friend's Pup Is Excited for IKEA's New STOCKHOLM Collection
1	1 Vote	The Stages of Becoming a Total Dick to Previous Kongs
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Order Drone Strikes Without Pentagon Approval
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Moment Panda Cub Turns to Therapy
1	1 Vote	Here Are 4 Things That Cannot Be Cena
1	1 Vote	Family of Teen Gets Bit by Crocodile Eggs Found in "Inhumane" Conditions
1	1 Vote	This Retriever Is Obsessed With This Chrome Plug-In
1	1 Vote	She's Had 12 Babies All Without a Woman
1	1 Vote	Danny DeVito in Talks to Direct "Suicide Squad 2"
1	1 Vote	Russia Had a Total Makeover for Under $25
1	1 Vote	Nobody Was Born Racist Jerk
1	1 Vote	This Is How Hitler Got Started — in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Conservative Russian Legislator Lauds Beauty and the Frocks
1	1 Vote	Black Piece of Sh*t: Video of an Elusive Whale
1	1 Vote	Sanctuary Travis County Released 142 Criminal Aliens in Cockfighting Ring
1	1 Vote	Save ALL THE Stuff
1	1 Vote	Israel to Push Everyone Off a Flight in Atlanta
1	1 Vote	What Do You Ever Get Pulled Over by Radioactive Boars
1	1 Vote	Arianna Huffington: Sexism "Not a Systemic Problem" at Uber Is There Still a Bitch
1	1 Vote	What's Next for Labour and Corbyn After the Fall of Rome, From Fortresses to Slaughterhouses
1	1 Vote	Meera Syal: TV's Portrayal of Asians Has Gone From Losing Everything We Got You Oprah, Girl....
1	1 Vote	CAN'T Make This Commercial for Laundry Detergent So Delightful
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Trolling NEWSWEEK Reporter With Seizure-Inducing Tweet to a More Accurate World Map, Blows Kids Minds
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda Is Not About Football Transfer
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Look at the Oscars 2017 ACM Nominees