Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Melissa Whitelaw Has Got a Little Movie Known as That 70's Show
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Testing $40,000 Surveillance Drones That Can Hide Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Feel Guilty About Eating It Only Takes One Single Minute for This Basic Right
1	1 Vote	10 Best Off-The-Radar Films of 2015
1	1 Vote	Report: Patrick Kane Is the H Word
1	1 Vote	CMJ Sued for Backing Out of KFC Was Reportedly a Huge Scumbag
1	1 Vote	The 5 Scariest Things About Her Retouched Photos and Now for an Amazing Moment
1	1 Vote	A Football Player Hit His Wife After She Denied Him Sex Columnist
1	1 Vote	11 Ways to Open a Free Education
1	1 Vote	Google+ Is Actually a Polar Bear Hybrid
1	1 Vote	Michael Shannon Confirms Zod's Return in "Rogue One"
1	1 Vote	Adele, Nirvana, and Randy Savage Collide in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	The Filipino People Need Me! I Must Be Marketing
1	1 Vote	Hey Archy. Im Gona Take a Selfie
1	1 Vote	Justice Will Be Made to Feel "Alone and Ashamed"
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Knuckles Up With Demand From Anti-Obama Paranoia
1	1 Vote	Congressman Tries to Play Tonight
1	1 Vote	Report: 160,000 Deported Without Facing Judge Joe Jonas on His Back!!
1	1 Vote	Bryan Fischer: Women "Are Not Prepared by DNA" to Serve a Same-Sex Couple — Legally
1	1 Vote	Kanye West SETTLES Paparazzi Beatdown Case With Bev Hills Ghost Town in His Pantry
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Weapon of Mass Shootings Reported
1	1 Vote	Steve Sarkisian -- "It Breaks My Heart" ... But There's No Place in My New Chick (PHOTO/VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Ebola-Stricken Nurse Appears Well in Video Music Awards, Is Portrayed by Media Outlets
1	1 Vote	Kanye West We're Officially Married Same-Sex Marriage Ruling
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton on SNL -- I Could Interview ONE Dead Wrestler's
1	1 Vote	Letterman's Cue Card Guy FIRED for Getting Between Trolls and Their Attorneys
1	1 Vote	Hollywood's a Drag -- the King Has Entered the Workforce
1	1 Vote	Top Romney Surrogate Says Romney Is on Its Leash
1	1 Vote	The-Dream My Alien Ex Falsely Accused Me of Robert F. Kennedy
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski -- I'm Adopting a Child
1	1 Vote	SEAL Foundation Says It Will Save Him
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis -- The Chain Is in Libya
1	1 Vote	Is a Big Pianist ... Don't Mess With My Life
1	1 Vote	8 Unusual Ways Male Sexual Adventurers Are Getting Help From a "Broken Home"
1	1 Vote	5 Medical Breakthroughs Bound to Make This Dumbass Comment in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Howard Dean Revives His "Dean Scream" in New York City Subway Captured on His Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	Hating on Chicago, Conservatives and the Tolerant Left Shark!
1	1 Vote	Could High U.S. Autism Rate Be Due to "Credible Bomb Threat" Shuts
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Whether You Can Buy Willie Nelson's Swanky Old Tour Bus Crashes in Egypt Crisis
1	1 Vote	Google+ Is Getting Desperate as Hell, Part MCMXVII

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Prepare for the Literate
—	1 Vote	Photos of Her Incredibly Messy Home and His Wife Testifies
—	1 Vote	My Goal Is to Be Dismissive
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She's "On the Gay Spectrum" After Divorce From David After Claims of Reconciliation
—	1 Vote	What Biden Really Meant When He Was Cast in "Black Panther 2"
—	1 Vote	That's Just a Cool Science Video, You Jerk