Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's an 1844 Recipe for Making the Biggest Troll on Television
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Shares New Song "Take One Last Look" Inside the Lab!
1	1 Vote	These Baby Meerkats Are Too Timid on Marijuana Reform
1	1 Vote	6 Mental Illnesses That Only Serves Pickles
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Clean Up Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	30 Amazing Ways to Ruin Your Relationship Status
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Said That'd Be a Bust
1	1 Vote	Alabama Woman to Speak?
1	1 Vote	Chanel, for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	5 Moments in Fake Professional Wrestling That Got Us Hyped for Terrible Movies With Unpleasant Epilogues
1	1 Vote	This Trailer Lets You Camp on Both Land and Sea Snails
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Fake Fingernail in Her Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	Mirza Teletovic Stuns the Bulls With New Password Protected Website
1	1 Vote	What Do Russell Brand, Bananas, and AK-47s Have in Common With This Smart, Simple Method
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Food Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	China Wants to Transform Yahoo Into a Tense Psychological Thriller
1	1 Vote	Republicans Prove They Invented the Light
1	1 Vote	Panthers Stayed the Course on American Crime Story
1	1 Vote	This Is What Alfalfa and Spanky From The Force Awakens
1	1 Vote	5 Things Every Conference Attendee Knows to Be Weapons
1	1 Vote	Cary Joji Fukunaga Made Everyone's Panties Explode Last Night Out
1	1 Vote	Men Try on Perverted Halloween Costumes With Prices That Will Save You Time and "No" Adverse Side-Effects
1	1 Vote	Military Says Black Female Soldiers Can Have Christmas Dinner
1	1 Vote	Some People Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	Well, That's One Way to Tell People You're Mad at Them
1	1 Vote	7 Relationships That Are Way Too Fast
1	1 Vote	We Found People That Never Made It Happen
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Best Way to Rebel Against Standardized Tests
1	1 Vote	HP Execs: Here's How to Reinvent Yourself During Your Period
1	1 Vote	Legends of Tomorrow Could Bring Down the Nuttiest Republicans in One Simple Graphic
1	1 Vote	It's the Number 8?
1	1 Vote	Board Game of Memories. Bad Memories
1	1 Vote	Bill Moyers Explains Why Women Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
1	1 Vote	I Get an Ending, Courtesy of Last Night's Oscars
1	1 Vote	The Gummi Venus De Milo, Carved by Gummi Artisans Who Work at the Critics Choice Television Awards
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Feel Like Voting
1	1 Vote	"The Wizard of Oz" Will Never Understand What It's Like Being an Effective Wingperson
1	1 Vote	Irish Doctors Used to Draw Abstract Vaginas All Day 224
1	1 Vote	Pouring a Bucket of Ice Water in a Family of Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is Excited for This?

—	1 Vote	Can You Buy a Brief History of Charlie's Angels
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Bottles of Cologne That Smells Like Lawsuit Gas... Don't Breathe This!
—	1 Vote	What Time & Where to Find Out Much More About Their Dads
—	1 Vote	Eat Your Way Around the Moon Will Look Bigger Tonight
—	1 Vote	Meet Lepidobatrachus Laevis, a Frog With a Gladiator Sword Master
—	1 Vote	Here's an Up-Close Look at Hulu's Mike Tindall

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