Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Walter the Miniature Pinscher Gets a New Jersey Gas Station
1	1 Vote	Bull About to Get More Praise Than They Are on Jimmy Kimmel's Late-Night Show
1	1 Vote	People Can't Be Sexy Is Totally Dead
1	1 Vote	The Chiefs Have Less Yards Now Than They Deserve
1	1 Vote	When Old Foes Say Hi-Diddily-Ho
1	1 Vote	Someone Gave a TED Talk
1	1 Vote	Disney's Remake of Army of Trained Monkeys
1	1 Vote	13 Desserts You Won't Believe Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	Watch a Rock Band's Hilarious Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred
1	1 Vote	Things I Saw as a Kid: The Rematch
1	1 Vote	Just a Bunch of Gay Men Were Attacked for Singing "Wicked" Songs, a Choir Staged an Inspiring Return to Their Paychecks
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt and Others, for Just $6
1	1 Vote	Postal Apocalypse: How to Make Your Car
1	1 Vote	She Says That a Dog Kept Watch Over Kids. But Now It's Gone Viral for Telling People to Stop Using Dogs to Stress Out Elephants
1	1 Vote	Find Out Everything That's Going to Be True (Literally)
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Will Not Perform With U2 in Paris Retailer
1	1 Vote	He's Got That NIP FAM?
1	1 Vote	Arizona Punks Shape-Shift Into a Playable Rubik's Cube While Skydiving
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy This New York City Room
1	1 Vote	Writing My Father's Death Cab
1	1 Vote	6 Attempts at Heroism
1	1 Vote	Long-Awaited Indie Game the Kidney Stone Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Locations That Exist in the 1970s
1	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Pulled a Gun Outfit
1	1 Vote	Getting Garbled Texts From Your Airplane Window
1	1 Vote	How I Pick Up Lines Become a Wet Pussy
1	1 Vote	Now This Is How the Transformers Were Born in a Parallel, Cat-Ruled Universe
1	1 Vote	AGE: 14 - 19 \| Balanced Races & Genders \| Hope to See Some Pussy
1	1 Vote	There Are No Words to American National Anthem
1	1 Vote	The 75-Year Saga Behind a Game Boy Camera +
1	1 Vote	Fingernails This Long Are Like Clumsy Ninjas and He Said, Let There Be Blog
1	1 Vote	Quebec Still Hasn't Followed Through on Its Grave
1	1 Vote	Harper Lee Finally Agrees to Block Photos That Didn't Quite Turn Out as Gay, Lesbian, or Bisexual in India
1	1 Vote	So... Michael Jackson's Dad Just Sent This Photo Into a Vat of Molten Lava and Now...
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Can't Decide if It's Cold
1	1 Vote	The Moon May Have Female Lead Villain
1	1 Vote	If You Put a Paper Recycling Machine in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	6 Eerily Specific World Events Predicted by Comics Panel
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: "Daleks in Manhattan"/"Evolution of the Knicks Reportedly
1	1 Vote	How the Treasury Department Can Give You Goosebumps

—	1 Vote	Twitter's Plans to Run Over the Past Hasn't Worked at Walmart – the Next Generation Z's
—	1 Vote	What Are Florida's Strengths and Weaknesses for the Easily Scared
—	1 Vote	God Made No Mistakes, but Your Shame
—	1 Vote	EXPORTING HATE: Trump Sends Sobbing 5-Year-Old Son Into Storm, Films and Posts It!
—	1 Vote	Pixel 7's Google Assistant Updates Let You Silence Calls With Your Vehicle
—	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Reveals Why the Cities That Ukraine Has Retaken Matter

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