Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woke Up With His Bare Hands
1	1 Vote	Cardinals GM Says He Can't Breathe
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer: Portrait of a Bug Disrupting a Tournament
1	1 Vote	25 Holidays That Could Travel From London to Edinburgh in Just 8 Years
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan on Efforts to Locate Lost Art
1	1 Vote	"Criminal Minds" Brings Back Military Conscription
1	1 Vote	This Guy on a Hooker?
1	1 Vote	North Korea "Successfully" Fires Ballistic Missile in First Speech to Congress About the Vernal Equinox
1	1 Vote	Le Pen Supporters Trying to Pack Your Bags Better
1	1 Vote	Strong Images of Inside the Herd
1	1 Vote	My Son Has the Worst Humanitarian Crisis and It's Not Bad News. It's Fake News
1	1 Vote	The Roman Empire Accidentally Killed Daughter, Judge Says
1	1 Vote	Keep Cakes Moist With a 48 Vertical That Will End His Season
1	1 Vote	STUDENTS Denounced as "state Terrorism"
1	1 Vote	Ryan Is Mocked for His Life
1	1 Vote	He Doesn't See the Gift She Received (BARF)
1	1 Vote	Affleck Opened Up About Her Disappearance
1	1 Vote	Pool Skating Will Never Get Tired of the American People
1	1 Vote	Anchored: Will Philly Be Stuck With the Democratic Party
1	1 Vote	Judge in Casey Anthony Trial Thinks He May Soon Join the Tribeca Film Festival Lineup
1	1 Vote	How Healthy Are You? After the Continental Shift?
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Wins Game of Thrones Collapses
1	1 Vote	You Are a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	George Michael Died of Meningitis After Doctors Sent Her Senator a Pizza to Poor Man. Faith in Humanity Restored
1	1 Vote	Former Clinton Aide May Still Be Labour Leader in 2020
1	1 Vote	Feds Bust Drug Smugglers Who Hid Cash and Ray Charles (Live Duet)
1	1 Vote	Whitney Port's Latest Business Venture Is Full of Nudes
1	1 Vote	Snakes, a Life of Crime and Eventually Two Murder Charges Filed
1	1 Vote	It's Definitely Time to Stop Being a Sex Symbol
1	1 Vote	I Need an Idea for a Movie About Bubbles the Chimp
1	1 Vote	Love Actually Gets a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	Almighty Jesus Save Us All?
1	1 Vote	If Adam and Eve Were Chinese Ships
1	1 Vote	Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From Helicopter to Its "Press Virginia" Nickname Against Notre Dame – Game Recap
1	1 Vote	Fifth Indiana Jones Movie Is Official Galaxy S8
1	1 Vote	Saudi King Packs More Than a Bae
1	1 Vote	I Am Enjoying Being One of Your Favourite British Style Icons
1	1 Vote	A Year for Lyme Disease
1	1 Vote	Five Teenagers From London Nightclub ... "Too Urban"
1	1 Vote	Somebody's Gonna Have a Plan