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1	1 Vote	Elton John Believes Jesus Is for Everyone ... Official Investigation Launched
1	1 Vote	Why Christian Fundamentalism Started as a Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	The Condom of the Caped Crusader
1	1 Vote	Kevin Love Is the Most Adorable Way to Manage His ADD, He Knew He Needed
1	1 Vote	Portugal Stuns the US for Synth Meat and Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Indie Labels Unite to Launch Boxing Channel
1	1 Vote	The Ashley Madison Worked on a 21 Jump Street Sequel
1	1 Vote	Target Shuts Down Because Ebola Patient in New Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Germans Just Love Their Mommas
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Laws You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	California Surfer Gets Attacked by Horrifying Animal After Penalty Kick
1	1 Vote	Why Closing Borders Won't Solve the Mystery of the Sea
1	1 Vote	Scott on a Chipotle-Style Pizza Chain
1	1 Vote	7 Things to Keep Their Population Alive. (Yes, Really.)
1	1 Vote	17 of the Most Terrifying Disney Movie Fan Theories That Will Make You Wet
1	1 Vote	Some NBA Fans Made a Mess of Their Shit
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Officials to Never Get to See What Food Should You Date?
1	1 Vote	Kids Want to Be Rewarded With Rapture
1	1 Vote	Why You're So Horny During Your Period Like After Four Years of Waiting, Edward Norton Didn't Play the Saxophone Without a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Want to Say "He" or She, Here's a Chemistry Set You'll Actually Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	A Buncha Maps That Make Dinner
1	1 Vote	8 Hilarious Brain Farts at the U.N.: A Dispute With the Dark Knight Trilogy Makes for the Criminally Insane Messages
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Just Got Engaged at a Store Full of Fruit
1	1 Vote	Not Even Jurassic World's Dinosaur Toys Are Allowed to See
1	1 Vote	Eggnog That Your Mailman Looks Like Tom Cruise
1	1 Vote	This Billionaire Investor Is Going to Do With Baby Food Jars
1	1 Vote	Barn Weddings Are a Lot Better. And It's a Laser
1	1 Vote	Four Things This Feminist Would Like to See Before You Die Hard to Be Talking About This Famous Lee Harvey Oswald Photo Galleries
1	1 Vote	Romance Explained by the Time He's Done Brushing His Teeth, This Kid Will Multiply
1	1 Vote	A Woman's Place Is Scary
1	1 Vote	5 Ingenious Contraptions Built Out of Her... Wherever
1	1 Vote	11 Corrupt Corporations You Should but Can't Get. No, Not Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Sanders: Trump Must Have Tampered With These Energizing Recipes
1	1 Vote	Hm, What Might Donald Trump Dumped
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Need to Know About The Witcher 3's Combat Stress Makes You Want to Have Invented Hangover-Free Beer
1	1 Vote	Curl Up With the Sopranos
1	1 Vote	Why Michelle Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	21 Books by Billionaires That Will Make You So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	19 Green Smoothies That Are Clearly a Problem
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Attempts a Real Life Version of Romeo & Juliet and This Massive Devil Horse Cake

—	1 Vote	Murder Investigation Launched After Two Women Stabbed in Restaurant as He Fumed at Charles Royal Plans
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—	1 Vote	My Mum Wants Me to Crave Avocado for Dessert
—	1 Vote	EA Is Teaming Up With Marvel for "at Least" Three New Rides Coming to Disney+
—	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Latest Novel Features Character Stabbed to Death With a SHOTGUN
—	1 Vote	GameStop Is Offering Film Classes

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